Roll to see what you're born into. Will you luck out or lose the genetic lottery?

Roll to see what you're born into. Will you luck out or lose the genetic lottery?

Janitor

let's give it a try

Gg

lol homeless fags

roll

Bring on the excess.

meh

Bullshit

Say...this is awfully weighted to most people being poor...ooohhhh i get it

I control your life.

middle class- pay check to pay check
>only in America LOL

wealth plxxxxx

I'm from Norway, so I already won. But what the heck, I'll give it a roll

Well, since I'm already in the quads category,
I'll roll for fun

Don't care, I'm already upper class irl

Negern min

This is a shit roll thread OP

Singles and you're homeless? That's completely unrealistic and you need to change that shit to at least singles: poor and homeless if 0 is rolled. Maybe even singles lower middle class as that's the majority. Quints never happen in these threads it's actually impossible in the next 24 hrs.

rolling

homeless is careless

I started at the bottom moving to the top!

The best of the best.

homeless is friendless

roll

rollin

Singles get

this thread is teh ghey

So mote it be.

Just like real life

roll

trips or higher get
>PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

donald trump reporting in

trips get

fuck, mitt romney dont fail me now

shieeet

hehehehe all the way to the bank

after selling my soul to the devil i get (check em)

Hey beavis; pull my finger!

Filthy faggots

rell

fuck off

lol, poorfag

i use all i have to buy cocaine

nice script retard.

Unfortunate I didn't get quads this time around. Pip pip.

Rollin for the he'll of it

>script
>for trips
>fucking ok

O N E P E R C E N T

What? Who fucking cares. You're such a faggot.

lol
>why won't you marry that girl & have kids user
Because I'm not subjecting my kids to this life.

Im leaving you peasants behind me

I am the king of Sup Forums

Roll

Rodando...

Fucking autists lol

Hey I have a business idea but I'm looking for investors. WOuld you like to invest in my business idea? I have it all written down in this black and white five star spiral notebook.

Sssssiiii...putos

My good sir. Check'd

oh shit

I say old boy, that is quite a thing.

Ah yes, the five basic classes: homeless, welfare, zero spending money, "upper middle class", and "wealthy". I hate your phrasing and/or I hate your lack of knowledge of how social classes actually work. I do like how hard the game is meant to be, though. But come on, OP. Where's the middle upper class box? I feel under represented, and it's a good life to have. Quads deserves at least this.

Get rich

i know them feels.
me and my gf are 32, have been together for 7 years, not married, no kids and £24000 in debt and family still ask us why no marriage/kids.

"And this, children, is an example of someone who takes things too serious."

"But why does he do that, Mr. Teacher?"

"Oh, because he's a faggot, Billy. A faggot who wears a fedora and sits on the internet all day talking to strangers. He thinks Sup Forums is serious business, and loves meme lol and anime lol."

enjoy your mcy D's faggot.

>ukip
>united kingdom independence party
>united
>independence
>unite
>independent
Someone's avin a laff

Where I live a Big King XXL costs 5.29€ a Big Mc like 3.79€. I wouldn't call fast food cheap or a poor people food.

roll

let's roll or I'll shoot a school up.

Sup Forums, show me your powers

Are you fucking stupid?

You can feed a family of 4 for like $10 at most fast food places. It IS the cheap food. It's the reason the western world has flipped from what it used to be. Fat people are now used to be poor, where as thin people are viewed as well-to-do because they can afford fresh shit.

Ah you're a fucking dumbass.

poor

They aren't eating the most expensive shit on the menu like you do.

Reroll for high society

Rolling for 1%

>UK
>The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>United
>Great Britain(England, Wales, Scotland)
>Northern Ireland

>UKIP
>United Kingdom Independence Party
>Independence from the EU

Damn these useless rerolls. I'm going to rummage through a 1% garbage bin

woOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Rolling

>Swissfag
In my country, if I eat every day at Mac Donald's I spend at least 200$ just for myself. It's almost the price of a normal restaurant. If I do my own food with fresh product, I can live for almost one month with 200$. Alone.

Also rolling

well you see I'm already born

Roll

hit me

Wanna join me you prick?

Two meals per days for one week

Rolling for fucking homeless

>You can feed a family of 4 for like $10 at most fast food places.

Do you have a hard time reading, mouth breather? I am talking about Euro prices not Dollar prices, you cock sucker. What does that indicate to you about my geographical whereabouts?

They will go to the local shithole and buy "family super saver meal deal 2" for like £10.99 which can feed 4/5 people.
you know, the type with a 12" pizza, kebab meat and chips, 3 pieces of chicken, 4 fries and a chicken fillet burger all scraped off the floor.

...

I think that was the point aspie.
For an Independence Party, you're not independent of much.

I got this shit.

Welcome to the homeless clan brethren

I can haz?

I can not haz :(

Might as well try

I have nothing to lose.

Lets be homeless!

Scotland hears your boast of independence and lols until its head falls off.

fuck you peasants

I also wouldn't consider fast food a cheap option.
Where I live it's just not SO cheap that you could feed a family on 10 dollars. It's always been much cheaper to buy things like pasta and rice in larger amounts to prepare yourself with something like chicken fillet.
Fast food is regarded as an 'occasion'.