Ask a Satanist and devil worshipper anything

Ask a Satanist and devil worshipper anything

When are you getting the pineapple up your ass?

Fuck off christian troll

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>When are you getting the pineapple up your ass?

Why do you keep posting these? Why should we give a fuck about what you think?

When are you getting the pineapple up your dickhole?

cause he's lonely, and sad and need a girlfriend too and have no friends

What does it feel like batting for the losing team?

When will you realise there is no god or devil?

Pls stop with threads !!!!

How do I get the devil to remove one of my chromosomes? I have too many.

Your giving Satanism a bad name. Stay out of my religion you stupid fuck.

When are you getting the pineapple up your ass?

sup man?

are you the edgy kind of satanist or the political one that does it to make separation of church and state points?

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Did Satan tell you to look like a poof?

Satan is gay..like op

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All heil gay Satan

>Satanist and devil worshipper
Pick one, you can't be both

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no you can be both
>theistic satanism
>nontheistic

Ya know I love metal, but I'll never get why so many metal fans dress like fucking fags. I get it, your music isn't mainstream so you perpetuate it into your lifestyle by trying to look different and individual. In reality you're an embarrassment, you don't look cool, you just look like a huge douche.

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Hey nigger what's the most cocks you've had in your ass & mouth over a 24 hr period?

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> autism intensifies

When did you decide to start looking an acting like a complete attention whore and "worshipping" make believe deities? Did your mommy and daddy not pay enough attention to you?

You really belive a devil exists? Well then you're super stupid and delusional. Thing is, we are smart animals, nothing more nothing less. There are no gods, devils. Lose that fucking weight, dress proper and contribute to your leader incel.

If you worship the devil that means you believe in god which means you're a moron. So... what's it like to be a moron?

sooo when are you getting the pineapple up your ass?

This

>no you can be both
>theistic satanism
Theistic satanism is like theistic atheism. Educate yourself.

If I gave satan the wool, could he make me a homosexual too?

How does it feel being a fat autistic edgelord?

Nobody's scared of you, nobody thinks it's edgy. The normies are laughing at you, and anyone "edgy" could beat your stupid ass.

Fuck off, there's no god, and the devil lost in your precious little bible. Grow a dick.

So when are you getting the pineapple up your ass again?

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