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the non existent gf edition

What is it about the British people that they have such contempt of their own personal liberties and freedoms? Why does the Brit have the mentality of "If I've done nothing wrong, I've got nothing to hide"? Why do they love the nanny state so dearly?.

*SKRRRRRRRRTS into the thread in a four door with a 44*

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shepherd's pie tastes like cigarettes and greasy salt

saw one of these as i was going through that exact station a few weeks ago

started howling and got a few weird looks

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Check this out lads - pretty chill

*spins you out your loafers*

Preparing for Gimmick 2017

hmmmm

a likely tale

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not paranoid schizophrenics like the yanks

if rorkeism is more important to you than banter then this isn't the general for you

>>>/britpol/
>>>/britfeel/

>tfw syrian
>that jamal mophead tries to call me rorke

howling in delight

meat pie tastes like the sweat from a dog's bollocks and disappointment

at least half of that post is factual

some parts may have been fabricated and or exaggerated for comedic effect

Matt

fuck off shitskins, England is for white people.

fuck off back where you came from

join the euro whilst being outside the EU

can't disagree

you can still be a stupid racist, in fact it's probably more likely

the 'exact station' bit was a complete fabrication wasn't it

because brits are fucking useless pathetic cunts who think that the government can do no wrong and get all of their news from shitty tabloids

people who unironically watch anime are those whose frontal lobes haven't developed fully, or not at all.

as a man of culture and virtue, I am above such petty consumerism and fictional animated fetishism. people who don't agree are just walking flesh who waste their oxygen intake.

*sigh*

more houses converted into flats

most muslims are racists

it was stourbridge town i believe

i let out a sharp breathe of approval as i saw it

hahahaha, thinking you have friends on Sup Forums because you're racist like them, where really they hate you for merely existing in this country

I can remember when rorkes didn't even know about Sup Forums. It was blissful

not sure if i find this appetising or disgusting

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>howling
are you a dog mate?

i miss it when all the boring rorkes stayed on reddit, where they originally came from

Sup Forums has always been rorke, recently its become super leftist

You go on Sup Forums and you see people calling out others for being racist

It was very epic and randumb back then lol. :p

My frontal lobe operates at 10x the capacity of a normal human

>Inferior non-white
>'Haha, I called that guy a paki master do you l-like me now?'
>'...fuck off, paki'
Is that you Amir?

When I'm rich I reckon I'll just travel to wherever its warm all the time

me on the left when rorke goes on an autistic sperg out

*makes you a sandwich*

*kisses you on the forehead*

I hope you enjoy it dear!

today's outfit

>it's a non-chill /brit/ episode

nah, not a fan to be honest

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This, rorkes out

/brit/ is a rasheed general

>tfw too intelligent to be good at anything or hold any coherent views

>Sup Forums has always been rorke, recently its become super leftist
you've literally never even heard of the whole 'anonymous' thing have you

just how fucking new

>I'm not gay

why does /fa/ make people dress like this
you look like an idiot

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cheese is weak

bullshit, anonymous have been around forever representing Sup Forums and are clearly very liberal.

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>All that buildup just to use revolting American cheese

>all that unnecessary fat and grease

made me feel a bit ill, not for the first time in that film.

>the drip
eyyaaahh that's nasty

""""""""""""""syrian"""""""""""""""

shes quite clearly yazidi you pleb

Her sex tape is underwhelming desu

What you've gotta remember is the yank house is on some tiny estate in the middle of fucking nowhere and it takes an hour to drive anywhere good.

thank god i dont live on your cramped overpriced shithole

eating a fried cheese sammie

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Anonymous try haRd limp dick activism was mocked on here from day 1 and I've been on this site since 2006 kids

this

*makes you brekkie*

reviewbruv is the official title

I don't go on /fa/

to be fair i'd rather live in the UK than the world's laughing stock

>he thinks all middle-easterners are brown

Imagine being this stupid and ignorant

Get a breville and it'll take 2 minutes you spacker

me and your missus at :37

>it's another episode of yanks think syrian look like pakis

>putting everything in at once

what a moron

they can laugh but we still win

what a fucking useless pan

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looks alri

the gf likes to make me breakfast but since she's a pastry chef it's usually something like pancakes or waffles and i'm not much of a fan of sweet breakfasts if i'm honest

she has a pet eel

Rasheed

win at what?
getting shot?

What a pathetic black pudding.

yeah we get it, she's a fucking pastry chef (nice way of saying she operates the tills at greggs)

shut the fuck up about it yeah

you're a brit as well you fedora wearing twat

>OI, YOU THERE
>Give us your bloody lunch money, wanker!

your response?

the roles were turned yesterday, that's probably where that guy saved the picture from, cuz i posted it

>rasheed thinks he's white
Imagine being this stupid and brown

look how brown he is

which one's the black pudding? the little triangle things?

>hash browns

Boak

fight all of them then and there

>no

nah the semicircles up by the biacon

Travis?

*peanuts you*

The thin amount just above the bacon on the pan.

don't like this thread :(

>English people trying to sound hard

Have a sensible chuckle