Can we get a work green text story thread going?

Can we get a work green text story thread going?

I'll start with my own to get the ball rolling.

>Be me.
>Over 30 minutes late to work.
>ohshit.jpeg
>Clock in, say hi to employees.
>Start working. Try not to worry about boss.
>Start stacking shit onto carts.
>"1 hour later"
>Coworker comes in.
>ohno.jpeg
>"user, the boss called. Said you need to clock out and clock in an hour later."
>wut.
>"You don't start work at this hour, you start it an hour later."

Now I'm chilling in the locker room for am hour, surfing on Sup Forums.

Any anons got better work stories? Also pic unrelated.

where do you work cuck?

What do you do?

I work at a sex toy distributor and manufacturer.

Pictures

why?

Kek. Laughing hard right now mate. Got stories?

well we get to test them. I've seen a female worker suck on a floppy rubber cock in the middle of a meeting to demonstrate it. Another coworker held it up to her mouth and she sucked it.

> test

Anally test them?

no I'm not gay. you retard

what

K.

So what else goes on there?

not much lazy niggers and management is kikes

My work is just retarded.

>plumbing company
>has public website
>section which shows which are we service (we work in more than on state)
>further links into specific suburbs which have reviews and customer testimonials
>also has section where you can see what work we did, when, and by who
>the work done is linked directly to what the plumbers write after they go to a job on the private company site where the jobs are scheduled and customer info is kept
>because of this most of the stuff on the public site is about how we ripped someone off, racial slurs, swearing and other shit that shouldn't be public
>boss is informed and keeps it up

kek. racial slurs from customers? are most of you niggers or what?

Be honest user, how shitty is your service?

LOL

No, as in what our own workers are saying about our plumbers.

We, sometimes negative shit from our customers but not negative shit. Udually about how we're a hige fucking rip off and are basically shit.

The conpanies service is shot. The service i provide is above average. I work in the office.

I try and the the 51% needed to keep the job. Its shit but easy and pay is decent considering my situation.

What our own workers are saying about our CUSTOMERS**

E.g: up solf this guy
Fucking tightass indian dog

Some are funny like "customer thinks he can do anything from watching youtubr tutorials"

Fucking phone i cant text for shit.

Up sold** which means we quoted for more work than eas necessary.

They're evil bastards. Your elderly and have a blocked kitchen sink? You hire us and we convinc3 you your entire drainage needs to be re done.

> be me
> work nights at a gas station
> regular comes in
> tells me he made bank off penny stocks and he's starting his own company
> wants me to be a part of it
> gonna buy me a Porsche and give me a company card
> seemscrazy.mpeg
> we aren't full service
> gets me to fill his tank cause he's on a power trip
> Says we're gonna be "fucking millionaires"
> tells me he's gonna rent out a floor in an office building
> tells me we'll just party and make bank
> 1 day later
> shows up with new car, offers for Mr to take it for a ride
> decline, can't drive stick
> tells me our Porsches are being held over in japan
> hear he got a dui that night
> next day his brother comes in
> mfw he had a mental breakdown while watching wolf of Wallstreet
> mfw he thought he was the main character
> he didn't have any money but he charged everything to his card
> he's in rehab and his family is in debt
... still waiting on my porsche

Plumber is dropping the bantz on the whole /diy/ board, damn.

>work at a prison
>spend majority of time telling people to tuck in their shirt

>Doesn't tell them to pull up pants.

It's like you want the faggotry to continue user.

That can be sexual harassment now, they don't risk it any more. Also its a sign of being a catcher

how the fuck is this a story?

kek'd out loud.

>be me
>work at chain retail store
>constantly bombarded by the filth of the world
>want
>to
>burn
>it
>all