So Mountain Dew just came to my country, what should I expect, Sup Forums?

So Mountain Dew just came to my country, what should I expect, Sup Forums?

Pic kinda related

What country are you in?

Faggotland

Brazil

I sincerely hope you are not a dude with those nails.

On a related note, it's pretty good. Way to sweet in my opinion.

Your society will collapse in an overwhelming epidemic of methamphetamine addiction and overt racial prejudice.

Cool, looking forward for that

Sorry.

Nah, just took a pic from google. Nice dubs, tho

Thanks, appreciate that

Mountain Jew
Learn to reading in between to the line.

>sage in all fields

expect tooth decay and late nights from overconsumption of caffeine

Really? Wich state? Havent seen here in rio yet, wait... i dont get out of home, well, but i am pretty sure it isnt out there

São Paulo. But it hit the shelves in october.

Trips confirmed.

Are you retarded

chicagofag here

that mountian dew does not taste the same

not even close

no u
double nigger

When i was in the unated states hitler did nothing wrong was really good, its like sprite(or some shit like that) with caffeine. I made my brakfast smoking an ecig drinking montain dew and after it i took a pre workout, all cheap, all unique, all nice, it felt great

Being this fucking autistic

so close

I'm from Rio and grabbed one as soon as I saw that glowing green bottle! Carrefour has 600ml and 2L versions

Sounds rad

the dubs are real

That stuff will make your dick stop working and your heart explode bro

Nice, seems pretty good

Diabetes.

Hdnw

Its a myth that you get diabetes from eating sugar.

a sudden urge for nacho cheese doritos.

tried mountain dew once.
it was horrible.

Nothing spectacular, it's just incredibly sugary lemonade

A lower sperm count

It's the nectar of the gods. Nothing even compares.

But it's not a myth that you get diabetes from drinking it.

:^)

Fuck, i hate those

lots of gm corn syrup and resulting acne

look forward to buying a console w/ Cod and spend your monthly salary on mtn dw, jewritos and supplydrops

assuming that i drink like a fucking lunatic

Diarrhea

>diabeetus
>weight gain
welcome to america.

Expect to ignore it completely until Dark Berry shows up.

u wanna fuckin square up bro?

not as good as guarana

The always refreshing taste of dyabetus!

Probably not

or taking it in anally.

Beat me to it.

OP here, just took a sip to taste it. It's pretty bad, like a sweeter sprite. And I fucking hate Sprite. So yeah

Diminished sperm count.

there's nothing wrong with that