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Tell your best jerkoff stories

>be me
>18
>jerking off to online pornography
>cum

>>edge for 4 hours straight
>>cum without touching dick

i think we're done here

I edged for 3 hours.Put my feet behind my head and came all over my face and mouth.I then took a selfie and when I saw my face covered in hot cum I got hard again.Used cum as lube for round 2

Jammed a pencil up my dick, wrapped it up with duct tape and blew it out against the wall so hard it stuck when I came

How did it feel?

intense took a bit longer to get soft afterwards

>pissed at gf
>jerked off and came in her food
>she didn't notice it, but complimented it
>came again, spontaneously

>be 17ish
>massively drunk walking home
>suns about to get up
>hear frog in bush near parking lot
>no people around
>stop investigate
>find frog
>unzip
>start jerking it
>keep frog fixed in place with a stick
>jizz slimy ropes of cum after half a minute
>cover frog in my fresh pearly cum
>zip up
>frog doesnt move
>continue walk home

edge for a whole 6 hours.Ruined my orgasm.Just watched my cum slowly drip out of my cock.It was the longest orgasm of my life.

talking to 13yo i met on a teen chatsite. ask if she has skype. says yes. had been jerking for a few hours so got rock hard when she said she skypes. start skyping. cute lil blonde lil tits and body. HOLY SHIT SHES REAL. ask if shes ever fingered or anything dirty. says ya and get her nude. jerking hard now bout to cum but hold off. she starts to finger and im on the verge of blowing. forgot cumrag and dont wanna nut on bedsheets. shes fingering bare lil pussy and soo wet. next thing i know i let a huge stream of jizz that misses my face and hits the wall behind me 4 good huge squirts. shaking like crazy and have to shutoff skype. clean up and never hear from her again. btw im 38

bump

Die u fuck

Mods?

1/10

Lost ..... , if this was a YLYL thread.

>be me
>16
>gf's birthday party
>dress as significant other themed
>she wears my fav black Vans shirt
>friends all sitting inside the house
>sit in backyard with gf to smoke
>get handjob
>"i'm close"
>she open mouth to finish the job
>get startled by sound in the garden
>she looks around in panic
>cum all over her face
>forgets she has my dick in hand
>makes me cum on my fav shirt
>she looks at shirt
>smirk.jpg
>walks inside with cum all over face and shirt
>mfw nobody notices

shit was cash

>be me
>have to change my bed
>instead of the usual fap session on my desk chair, I turn the computer screen and fap on the bed
>I know I can make a mess on the sheets
>fap in all the sluttiest positions
>for like 2 hours
>til my dick starts to hurt
>eventually lay on the side and lean my head close to my cock
>give the few final strokes
>at this point I'm so drunk with pleasure I'm moaning like a slut
>fucking intense orgasm
>give myself the most gigantic facial ejaculation ever
>usually I shoot 2-3 ropes and then a few drips
>I shoot at least 6 huge ropes right on my face and my open mouth
>best fap session in a long time

you got pic?

> moved to America abt 15 years ago
> found a guy that said he had some ecstasy pills
> popped a few and waited
> nothing appeared to happen but I did get horny as hell
> started to fap but had a hard time keeping it up
> but I was determined to but
> it's all a little fuzzy after that
> next day boxers are all bloody
> I literally jerked myself raw
> chaff marks all over my dick
> goodtimes.jpg

i live in an apartament and next to me is a hotel,i was jerking off to some porn and some people that we're working at the hotel seen me and put laser red dot on me and next to screen(it was night)
that people see me everyday through window

>be me
>still in bed, no class this morning
>parents are at work
>surprise visit from gf
>tells me she has a surprise for me
>gives me a flash drive
>"I had a little fun last night"
>dozens of naked pics of gf (pic related)
>instaboner
>look at the pics while gf jerks me off
>both make comments at them
>finishes me with her mouth

>surprise visit from gf
>gf
You fucking fag, it clearly says jerk off,

ok, my bad

He said she jerked him. Asshole.

Youve also done that??? Wow, small world

>House set for friend while she did job training.
> run of the place. First week didn't take her laptop. Not password.
> be good friend all week.
> sleep on couch. Ignore dirty laundry basket. Never enter her bedroom.
> don't even fap.
> Friday rolls around. She'll be home early morning Saturday.
>search furiously on laptop. No win.
> begin rifling through her panties and entire closet.
> heard her talk about a broken toy ex boyfriend bought her.
> jackpot.
> little purple cockring with hole for cock and hole for bullet below that located.
> bullet attached but with no vibration.
>replace batteries.
> still nothing.
> examine bullet.
> its crusty.
> take out of cock ring. lick clean.
> fiddle with wire on bullet.
> still no vibe
> put vibrator in mouth. Lick slowly.
> look at panties.
> grab stretchiest looking pair that might barely fit me
> instantly remove pants and slide them on.
> blue and white microfiber thong from aeropostale.
> just barely fits.
> still fits.
>Lay on her bed.
> bullet still in mouth. Examine cock ring with left hand.
> right hand goes into panties.
> jerking my under 5 inch excuse for a dick beneath panties.
> only using thumb and index finger.
>jerking eyes closed. Dickdiamonds.exe
> close to cumming. Turn hard cock downward into gusset.
> continue jerking little cock into gusset.
> so close. Balls aching.
> eyes open. Still holding cock ring.
> examine. Same dried pussy juice.
> begin licking clean.
> cum buckets with explosive power of thousand suns.
>completely coat gusset with cum.
> shameful feeling washes over me.
> extreme fear she'll catch me.
> strip off panties, take all of them back to closet.
> shame recedes quickly but fear of being caught intensifies. Also resentment she's never let me fuck her.
>rub toys in cum.
> completely coat them.
> put them back where they go.
> copy friend's panty method and put thong back too.
> cont?

Everybody noticed, nobody cared. After all, it was "dress like your significant other themed."

They'd probably think it strange if your shirt wasn't covered in cum you fucking fairy.

That's a fucking handy then, asshole.

This isn't hard.

no need to go all spergrage over a handjob you didn't get

Not exactly a story, but over the course of two and half to three years. I masturbated I'm every bathroom at my College Campus. Including the woman's. Which was a lot harder.

step 1: smoke meth
step 2: masturbate for 1-4 hours
step 3: ????
step 4: profit

I massage my balls while fapping it and when I'm get really close, I massage my butthole

>be me
>tries to suck my own dick
>Manages
>feelsgayman.jpg
>looses boner
>feels ashamed and disappointed