Come home early from work to surprise your GF

>Come home early from work to surprise your GF
>open the door
>See this
wat do?

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Kill self because I'm a nigger

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that is one deep pussy

Thank him for getting me a girlfriend

More surprised I even have a gf.

kill her and put down the ape as well.

How the hell? How is it possible to fit a schlong like that into a girl?

Thanking him that i got a girlfriend now

You'd be surprised what they can fit in there...

Since my girl really doesn't like low IQ races, I would immediately assume it's a rape and do something to end the rapist life.

Take pictures really quick, tell dude to leave or I'm calling the cops, dump the bitch/tell her you're getting a no fault divorce (because evidence), pack bag, go get a hotel room. Cry. Call lawyer. Finalize as soon as possible. Hit gym. Get over her. Post pics on Sup Forums.

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broke through her cervix,that must have been painful as hell like

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Wonder who these two people fucking in my house are. My gf isn't that skinny.

Pull out my Bretta Px4 and shoot the intruder dead.

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>open door
>see this
>close tumblr
>an hero

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Except that is an anus

You do understand, that there's a difference between a vagina and an asshole?

>I take off my oculus rift
>surprise as planned

Licks his feet while he's at it and his cum after he finishes since I'm a cuck.

Hell, I can never tell. They're the same hole when I'm going down on a woman. I have some more pertinent stuff, but I can't find the specific webm.

Omg.... been waiting for this to resurface. Ty..

Wonder why i'm sitting on the shoulders of some roody poo ...

It reminds me of Mary Poppins bag
Fucking hell.

TOP KEK

virginfag

She's nick valentine?

Believe me, I'm no virgin. All Asian prostitutes here.

what could exactly happen to a human eye to look like that afterwards

Ask for sauce

Sauce?

Maximum crisis control

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So much insecurities projected by the whiteys kek.

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This right here is the perfect response

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Dude what the fuck.

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I'd be curious when I got a white gf

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Source pls

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>Source

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2 different baby daddies and still single. Last 3 came out retarded. They say interracial mixing creates a stronger kid. But the reality lots have autism and other mental illnesses.

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sauce

source

Keely Hazel, and the actual porn this is from is shit

I WOULD FUCKING KILL DAT BITCH ASS NIGGAAAAAAAA!!!!! HE BELONGZ TO MAH COTTON FIELDS WHERE HE SHOULD PLUCK DAT WHITEY SHIT 4 DEM WHITE MASTAH BOIZ!! AFTER DAT I WOULD RAPE HIS NIGGA GIAL 4 GETTIN DAT AIDS AND THEN I WOULD FUCKING KILL MAHSELF AND DIS NIGGA BOI!!!

FUCK NIGGAAAASS

attend her fucking funeral cos this dick is gonna break her in half

I am actually in love with hot kinky jo... I wish she'd be mine.

Dubs of truth

He's only a little over 8 inches, and they're using a lot of porn tricks. I've taken cocks bigger than that

That's not how it works

Tits or gtfo pls

He poured industrial strength lye on her

She's definitely dead

>pls

lol cuck

He's around 10inches. She's had the surgery to have her uterus removed due to cancer or tumor

Moar of dat shit

Get off the nigger'shoulders ?

Pull out the pistol I carry and put holes in the jigaboo mother fucker. Then I'd kick my gf's ass and threaten her into saying it was rape and that I'd come home in time to shoot the trespasser.
That way I'd get off scott-free for killing the fucker legally. I'd then later dump the bitch and I'd continue to fuck with her life by having the bitch kidnapped by some of my friends and then I'd have her sold to some human trafficking warlord in Africa "Since you like niggers so much" I'd tell her. Then me and my boy's would seek out all the men in that dead jigaboo's friends and male members of the family and lynch them deep in the forest.

That's a dildo, you fucking moron.

wait for him to finish, lick her creampie

Ask myself how in the fuck is the door in the nigger's face.

Then kill them.

If this doesn't seriously turn you on then you're a faggot. It's in our nature to like huge dicks especially black ones.

Start licking his balls obviously

>realize I'm a nigger
>nut deep inside
>ask white boy if he's mad for some reason
>he doesn't seem mad but I feel better for asking
I guess I do it all over again tomorrow?

Kill both of them then leave the country, probably devolve bodies in sulfuric acid just to make it look like we all went missing

ITT: racist that don't understand what "perspective" is.

I'm seriously considering taking a few close-up pictures of bugs, posting them on here, and saying they're giants the size of houses.. just to see how Sup Forums responds.

nigga thats gay.

>sauce

From that perspective?

It's in his nature, bro.

Jennifer White.

that photoshop is terrible

>open door
>see this
>mfw i put my dick in a woman while opening the door without even realizing it
>kill myself because nigger

wonder when I got so black.

if its my house call cops on blackie and kick girl out. her house, leave and block her number. wouldn't go to jail over a nigger loving cunt.

>filename
youtube.com/watch?v=_shxzlTRK44
watch it with pic related lost my shit

CHECKED BROTHER

There is one retard posting here who insists that guy is 10 inches, and the chick had her uterus removed.

I don't even know what to think, that's even dumber than the usual b shit

AHA
Absolutely different, down to the kinds of nerve endings in each...
Faggot

Yup minus the crying part. Butches aren't worth it

wait patiently and kindly ask for her permission to clean her well creamed pussy after he is done with her

Mandy Mitchell and some black dude.

break up and fuck her over socially by revealing her as a untrustworthy cheating whore, obviously

youtu.be/yOL1JEqFux0

Probably get a boner of steel tbht. Only a true hotwife would allow something like that to happen.

Is actually average depth.

Guy from the gif is Flash Brown and he's 9x6.5. He's inserting it about 7 I inches deep which most girls can handle if they are turned on enough

Source: 8x6 cock and I'd say of the plenty girls I slept with most could take 7 inches, some only 6, many all 8