How many goals will he score today?

How many goals will he score today?

about the same number of children in rotherham who are still virgins

who is this clown?

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>inb4 benched for Rashford

There are a lot of children under the age of 9 who haven't had sex yet.

should be using vardy, this will be his first and last tournament and we need to play him while he's hungry

kane's got years

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the more important question is how many corners he will take today?

He better learn to score Olympic goals

Leave Wales to me

Tell me about Kane. Why does he take the corners when he's a perfect target man?

just start Vardy ffs :(

because he is not selfish and plays for the team

then he should play for the team and score the goals coming from a corner.

He will take five corners, blast a free kick into the car park and then aimlessly wander around waiting for Wayne Rooney to drag his bloated meat pie body up the pitch.

With three minutes to go at 0-0 he will be subbed for a defender.

Is this Garry Bayle?

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[spoiler]own goal[/spoiler]

Can you imagine the memefest if he scored a own goal.

accurate post, although i think he will be subbed for vardy. chat shit will fail to score in the 3 minutes offered to him and in turn fail to impress hodgson and go through the rest of the tournament (slovakia) on the bench.

last digit decide

1-1, bayol won't score, kane will score one, and probably a penal for Weyls

>48

/2 = 2-4 . /2 = 1-2.

Confirmed, Wales to win by two goals to one.

Doesn't bale take pens?

hes got you there...

Did his parents name him that as a joke?

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England to lose 2-0

T. Englishman who knows the truth that England is shit.

OVER 9000 XD