New York City FC

Can someone tell me about this team. Why is Villa, Lampard and Pirlo bothering with it? Don't they already have enough money?

no idea. what i'm wondering is, why do they love the subway so much?

terrible team, they thought they'd become big stars in america and have fun in new york but i don't think that's what's happening

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Did Lampard really think he could pull a Beckham? Maybe Paul Schles should try to become a celeb in America too.

I want these pants.

Dollar dollar bill y'all

Also

>7-0

The one time I decide to watch an MLS match this year and that happens. Might watch some more after the Euros is done.

>Don't they already have enough money?
Kek. Pretty rare for people to acknowledge they have enough money already. Especially when they can make much more by playing a game they love, with no pressure, no challenge and just as much adoration as they had in their prime.

How does a team that has existed for less than a week have any fans?

Boy do I love marketing.

So they are just Man City 2 or what?

>subway, subway, subway, subway, fan club called the third rail
>team sponsor is Airways

I think they really like travelling

>Creating a club out of thin air

Why the fuck do they do this? Same shit happens in Australia.

Who could honestly give half a fuck about a club that has no history, no fanbase, no connection to its local area, etc?

they're acoustic

>burgers trying to force their way into the sport with their bizarre new teams

I mean, at least they're trying.

Man City founded them so yeah pretty much.

There's a Man City in Australia too. Called Melbourne City.

Surprisingly Melbourne City is the one team in the A League that plays with the most spirit

Enjoyable to watch

>lots of money
>nice city when you see rich
>get to still play but without really trying
>not super famous in USA so dont get bothered too much by plebs
Why wouldnt they?

>be me
>live in NYC
>follow Man City faithfully
>wouldn't be caught dead supporting NYCFC
the cringe factor is so fucking high

How else do you create a club?

You don't.

Money has a lot to do with it.

>supports foreign plastic team
>cringes at local plastic team

Lampard is literally the worst signing in the history of MLS. Pirlo is up there. It's hilarious.

I can't wait for this league to fold.

They should look into signing Ronaldinho to be honest.