Favourite Eminem Songs/Lines?

Favourite Eminem Songs/Lines?
>I Just Don't Give A Fuck
> Went to gym in 8th grade, raped the woman's swim team

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How is that clever or well-written in any way, shape, or form?

The best he wrote were the verses to "Kill You".

>Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
>Danglin' from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
>Blood, guts, guns, cuts
>Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

Jailhouse Rock

Eminem is trash

Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping-pong
Then he played ping-pong with his own ding-dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong

Slim shady brain dead like jim brady

show what you´ve done in your life

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till I collapse, beautiful, when Im gone mockingbird fast lane bad guy

I like Eminem, but that's the worst argument ever. What that particular poster has done with his life has absolutely no bearing on the amount of talent Eminem may or may not have.

its all about his old stuff, man. Slim Shady EP and Slim Shady LP is pure gold.

Every girl I ever went out wit has gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal

>you might see me jogging you might see me walking
>you might see me walking a dead rottweiler dog with a spiked collar
>hollarin at em cuz the son of a bitch won't quit barkin!

>or leaning out the window with a cocked shotgun
>driving up the block in the car that they shot Pac in.
>lookin for Big's killas, dressing ridiculous
>blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is.
>double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
>pissed off, cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this
>watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets!!!

Everyone in this thread is a honky

Please stand up please stand up

new kids on the bloc suck alot of dick boy, girls who make me sick and i cant wait till i catch your asses in public ima love it

You're gonna die honky - Brain Damage

>jimmy crack corn
>if i could swallow a bottle of tylonel i would than for good say good bye to hollywood

Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene

>with his head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
If youre gonna quote rap god, quote him correctly

Updated axl rose
White version of shaq Pimp slapping hoes
Pull up with Mac and a couple of black limos
Seats so far back can't see the back windows
Pimps, canes, fur hats and minks,
Bitch on each arm,
What the fuck you think?

Listen girly, surely you don't want me to talk about
how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely
And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling
and said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomach's curling
Or maybe you do, but if I'm embarrassin me I'm embarrassin you
And don't you dare say it isn't true

How am I supposed to get out of debt
I can't rap anymore
I just murdered the alphabet

That whole song is pretty great lyrically. Catchy as fuck too, almost too sugary.

Yeah I know I fucked up..
I pressed post too early man

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I tie a rope around my Penis and jump from a tree
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

The whole of I'm shady is one of the dopest rhyme schemes I've ever heard

Faggie 2 dope and silent gay claimin Detroit when y'all lived twenty miles away

I love my Mum and my Daddy,
Governor O'Mally,
and before I go to bed,
I put on my pyjamies.

Fuck icp
Buy my cd

good song

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stoped usin.was into bosse and
alternative music. told me she was about to use it agzin. I said wiat first
try this hallucionagin, its better than heroin and the the booze and the gin.
come here lets go in here. Who's in the den? (It's me and Kelly) my bad! lets
try another room "I don't trust you" shut up slut chew up this mushroom. this
will help you get in touch with your roots. We'll get bare-foot but naked and run
in the woods. "oh hell might as well try 'em this party is so drag." Oh dag I
didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag!

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this
>tfw relapse is goat tier, but em thinks it's his worst album, when in reality his worst two are mmlp2 and recovery

>All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
>Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
>Whatever happened to catchin a good ol fashioned, passionate ass whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken!?

I didn't mean to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
And now you're sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault

>F3
>Mom's spaghetti
>0 Results
I am disappointed in all of you

I'm actually impressed. Everyone though of actual quotes and lines instead of jumping on the meme. Memes might not be embedded in our brains after all. This makes me believe in a brighter future.

Flippin' the script up like Mike Vick
Get bit in his junk by a pit, yup I’m a sick pup
I’d be a horrible magician
Cause I’d fuck that trick up

this is a stick up
gimme all your bread or i'll close ya thread..

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No they weren't they were one hit wonders stop being such a faggot hipster