You are all members of the U.S. Congress. Rolling a 2 will become a law. The only rule is that Rerolls are forbidden

You are all members of the U.S. Congress. Rolling a 2 will become a law. The only rule is that Rerolls are forbidden.

op has to wear a buttplug

Paying taxes is optional.

Abolish the age of consent

referendums can be voted on

i get to breed with all the women.

Pizza is a vegetable

Every kike needs to get gassed

Rerolls are allowed only if dubs are rolled.

cheese pizza for all who are hungry

We make no more laws for this week

Spaghetti HAS to be stored in pockets

Everyone, Who isn't infected with cancer will be hunted and killed!

All men are castrated; the patriarchy is destroyed

All rape is legalized

Vegetarianism or veganism is now a crime worthy of the death penalty

god we are getting less done that real congress

Every citizen in the US must light up one for 420. This applies to infants and the elderly.

Have to call this a barbecue

increase the unemployment rate

This thread will become a Spider-Man thread.

Deport the blacks

Kill all fags and bi people as well as emos

Congress now makes laws with rolls of 0-9

Full communism is instated.

the clintons and bushs have to live together n a reality show hell

The United States will here by be considered the shittiest country in the world. This law must be enforced for and by all American citizens.

It's not like everybody else doesn't already believe it.

All non-whites must be deported immediately.

All who own Hilary Clinton merchandise unironically get executed

Gas the kikes.

Sack all the members of congress and employ 200 cats to run the US

senators and congress men can only serve two terms.

Electoral college is abolished

Kill the straight people

free drugs

Americans need to accept the fact that they are all faggots.

Trump is elected eternal emperor and Mexicans are deported to Iraq.

Everybody must become bisexual

Install technocracy as political system

Banana is made the state bird of California.

deceit must be abolished

Every tuesday, blowjob tuesday, everyone caught not giving a blowjob will be put to death

Vassalship to UK

Autism is now mandatory.

All niggers get deported

Delete the number 2 from the system and change it with 9 numbers. (same way binary has only 2 numbers)

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ban football

All men will have a vibrator permanently installed in their prostate, random women will be given control of the activation remote and women are free to activate this remote at any time.

all drivers must take a 80 hour driving class and pass all requirements before being given a drivers license or permit. Women will also not be able to drive anymore.

Everybody is now a nigger.

everyone who doesn't realize they are an idiot will be executed

God bless

Disolve the monetary system and introduce a resource based economy.

Sorry mullato you have to go back!!

free speech no exceptions

revoke women's right to vote

this thread is illegal

No gender neutral restooms.

Good first law, agreed. All white men must now become trap sissies.

checked

I roll that SJWs go to shame camps
The camps deliver tame punishments, such as newspaper whaps and stern "NO!"s. Every time they spew their bullshit, they go to shame camp.

Roll

My nigga.

LGBT people are executed

Every generation, the bottom 20% of people by intelligence are sterilized.

My asshole is to be penetrated everytime I roll dubs

Mississippi loses statehood

You have done well, my son.

i have a big dick

The internet is shut down

You faggot

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BOMBS IN THE AIRPORTS
FIRES IN THE THEATRE

Also, I'm rolling for 100 extra goodboy points and 100 extra pretty princess points every month to every citizen. With this, they can afford chicken tendies once a month.

Memes declared legally dank.

FUCK YOU

No reroll faggot, only original.

All the niggers are imported back along with their African comrades

yes please

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/r/nosurf is this way.

Our first law, beautiful.

2 get: All human monuments are replaced with platinum statues of Donald Trump and Shrek.

Nudity is mandatory

I roll to repeal this

DOUBLE EDGED SWORD OH FUCK

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Legalise witch buring, first to go is Hillary Clinton

Kill all niggers and jews.

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All arguments have to be settled through a dick measuring contest.

Oh shi

its opposite day

Firstborns are to be sacrificed once every year
In the case that your firstborn isn't born yet, please see Dr Deletus, for he shalt annihilate your fetus.

You all must kill yourselves.

The office of President is restablished to be a dual office, Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump both become head of state

There can't be any laws passed, following this law.

Donald J. Trump will forever rule Murica

Islam becomes the official religion of the US

All prior laws are repealed
All other posts above this become laws

Mandatory conversion to Judaism

Jews shall forever remain in charge

All women must submit to the sexual advances of men