Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Pretend you're someone else
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Nig Nog edition.

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Kud Claim

Atago claimed

Obligatory claim.

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

SHIT

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Tenryuu claimed.

How are you guys doing?

claimed

yeah thats kind of what i was getting at with a lot of whatever songs, and yeah after they released frankenchrist they went to court for the poster and i hear there was a lot of stress in the band

Akiko claim

Pretty sure next weekend might be the last time I ever see my dog again.

Mission failed, commander.

And i'm secretly Sachi.
>Undercover rattles

Oh hi, Kud.

No way youre the real qt 3.14

Sorry for no replying, playing osu! with some friends.

spend time with the little guy ;-;

>konata

how much pp do you have

>Mission failed, commander.

Actually no, I say I've been doing a good job so far.

I hate you too. I hate you so much. Let's have angry sex

I am as disappointed in you as my wife is with my dick size. You gave up on destroying the sun. We will surely be defeated now

Hello ruri

It's still a nice pic

You might want to change your methods because I think you've actually been improving it

He old or sick or is someone getting a divorce?

>undercover rattles
other than syndra who else are you?

What's up, Shizuru? Are we all pretending to be other waifus now?

5.5 in. dick is average fam

Oh hush it you.

>Best idol claimed

this entire thread, every post in these waifu threads for the past few weeks, have all be solely my doing

I'm not surprised :^)

THATS WHAT IT WAS I knew something happened but I couldn't put my finger on it
But yeah there are a ton more "meh" songs on Bedtime for Democracy than any other of their records but I can honestly understand because of all that going on
But I feel the need to make that album have like 23 songs is kind of rediculous
At least there some pretty alright songs though

Sinon claim

im finally home. Hello everyone my dog says hello

I can't right now unfortunately, he lives with my mom at her house, he was always a mamas boy. Just got off the phone with her, she thinks he had a stroke today, he's fine now but she's taking him to our family vet tomorrow to see what he thinks. I'm going up next weekend anyway for Memorial weekend so you can bet I'm gonna spend as much time with him as I can then.

see above

You tried and that's what counts

Gotchu homie


Old age?

Heyo, Yuuko.
I love it, it's really cute indeed.

I hope you're doing well, beautiful.

>I genuinely hate it and most of you.
>most

I love you too, Handy.

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Oh? What have you ruined, exactly?

It's a thing that was going around for a minute. Joke's old now though.

>Under covers rattle

>:^)

I was surprised to see you know my actual dick size. Then i remembered I told you. Glad to see you're taking notes

>Oh? What have you ruined, exactly?
Look around you.

Very, he turned 17 this year. Been having a lot of problems lately. Got off the phone with my mom a few minutes ago, she thinks he had a stroke today.

Tomoko claimed

try harder handman

It's the only advantage i have over you.
I'm gunna remember it.

It's pointless handy...

tomo

Oh.
Ok.

And then....?

you ever see any interviews with jello? hes always pretty funny, also in god we trust inc and give me convenience are both really good, since we've just been talking about the studio albums
youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUeo6wR7M4

I'm sorry to hear that, but I hope he's alright


I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

That makes more sense. I have a hard enough time remembering which poster is which when we're not all false claiming

17 is pretty old for a dog. I'm sorry to hear about that

You can ruin me anytime you want hand-kun

Eh. Whatever. Atleast mine is actually being seen and used

Mhmm, even for a little dog like he is that's really old. Thanks.

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>And then....?
Leave.

I am so powerful I posted

17? That's quote the age for a dog. I don't what to say but best wishes man

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

>TRIPPS

How can one properly dispose of a body? Asking for a friend...

guys a new copypasta

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

Am I the only one that's confused by all this?

Me too. Names are hard sometimes.

Nah. I'm good.
What's the dealio Alexhander?

isnt this how you fine gentlemen prefer your waifus?

your pitiful waifoos can't compete with me
THE MIGHTY SKELETOR

Nope

Dubs confirm

Why must you punish us mere mortals?

Eat it.

Any questions i can help you with?

eat it

im 99% sure hes fucking with us
>not like i care though

You da real MP

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

BATHE IN MY GLORY FOOLS

Yes.

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>secrely secret rattles
nice try mr hand

You're all my deal.

I hate all of you.

Great mind think alike :^)

Also forgot picture

Yes.

No

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

Specifically hand.

I'm not sure whats even going on.

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

>Forgetting letters
I guess the pills are kicking in now

>Maki

This is enjoyable to watch.

Looks like im eating it.

The handy-dandy's plan has back fired. I like this

Nope

You're welcome dude

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

>I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

>I genuinely hate it and most of you.

IS THIS A NEW MEME?

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

>tfw You eat oven cooked chicken legs after not eating anything for 24 hours

Shit posting, but assuming it doesn't escape more than 1 thread i'm ok with it.

Just pretend to be mean.
I know that's a real challenge for someone as kind as you.

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

Yesterday I watched the second season of "Gate: something something Rory is fucking gross" and I used to believe that Rory in general was the worst part of the anime until I saw the 12 year old girl that wanted to get fucked by a full grown japanese ambassador because he gave her a pearl necklace, I was crying, laughing, disgusted and confused. It was like my mind was a teenage white girl and the emotions were a bunch of 30 year old immigrants from different nationalities. At one point the ambassador had to let the girl be taken by the enemy because it was part of his job, but he decided to suddenly jump in and yell "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER" this quote opened the way for a second wave of laughter, far stronger than the first. How can one get his "filthy" hands off of something that is already filthy to begin with? This laughter had no connection to happyness whatsoever as it was fueled by madness, madness in its purest form. I felt shackled at the bottom of the abyss. After he got her saved she ran towards him and they hugged very tightly and were but a hair away from sharing a passionate sensual kiss.

I never want to feel that way again.

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

DAMN RIGHT I DID

Bummer.
Thanks for the copy pasta, if you did post that in the first place though.

Why would you claim a crossdresser.

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods

I genuinely hate it and most of you

That wasn't chicken...

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

This is a pasta that can actually make me laugh a bit.

I've honestly just been trying to ruin the WWE community for the past few years through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

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I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

Claimed

I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

I've honestly just been trying to ruin the Youtube community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.

>Filename
Prove it.

well about one third of the posters here are gay handy.