Official Endland v Wales Comfy thread #2

Get in here comfy lads.

pshhhhh

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

go wales yay :)

England getting beaten by a so-called "one man team"

jesus christ

I am now a #BaleBallistic

>joe fart

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

Roy Hodgson and sterling and kane and alli should kill themselves

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Holy fuck lads I can't believe it

>tfw gone to every Welsh qualifier since 2001

Feels good lads, when can we annex England?

Spoiler: It's not coming home.

why didn't Hart "GET THAT FOOKIN BALL"?

Pure comedy. Why can't England win?

VARDY FOR STERLING
STURRIDGE FOR KANE
WILSHERE FOR ALLI

NOW

go wales go

teaching this english sucm how to behave both inside and outside of the stadium

>the sharia controlled zone of englel

This thread just got a lot comfier

cull every darkie and kane from the team

I feel that Joe Hart has the attitude and persona of a player far better than himself

It's like he's acting a role of a world class keeper

Why is Rose and Walker even playing they are useless spuds shite

bale is absolutely btfo tsu in this tournament

>Hart

HAHAHAHAHAHA

He's not smiling anymore. Prat.

Why the fuck are sterling and Kane on the pitch? Absolute shower of shite.

who /comfy/ here?

>englel

post some welsh slags

>spend the main season supporting United under LVG
>spend the summer supporting England under Roy
>mfw

Sturrige in??? When they will give this guy a chance...

I fucking love bale

Never seen Rose make a run

England just playing down the Right

What is it with English keepers and allowing soft goals in major competitions? Seems to be a trend?

It's 6:50 am here. I'm still in bed

FUCK OFF WOY

>it's coming home

Sterling is a non-factor away from the ball, and a useless cunt with it

your coach is bullshit
ali-milner
kane-vardy
wilshere-shitling. they must be in start team

Why have a wall from that range

Give me three reasons

10am here. Still in bed.

That paddy power ad with the scottish people singing makes me want to punch my tv screen

how do you know he isnt welsh?

>ça retourne à la maison

1-3. England are shit

does the 3rd from englands group qualify?

they need to put on vardy rn

I am but comfy thread and all that.

Woyus vult

>playing with hand
>bale scores

this will be a good game 2 half lads

This is the memest Euro ever. Why are these top teams so shit this year?

Time to change allegiance to Wales lads

mcnamaman is so fucking terrible and unlistenable. literally that grumpy self-righteous old fuck at the pub no one wants to listen to

Was super comf, but have to get up and get ready for work now ;__;

Employment is always uncomf

a free penny to any1 who streaks the field and pull off Bales hairband

idont care m8 all my welsh mates are texting me now bullying me and chatting shit

can't take this

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>top team
>england

pick one

"Don’t take me home please, don’t take me home, I just don’t wanna go to work.
"I wanna stay here and drink all ya beer, please don’t take me home."

...

England hasn't been good since years tho

>inb4 the you didn't even qualify meme
Who cares? We haven't been good since 2010.

On a WC, would Bale play for UK?

cheeky Pires

Why vardy isn't playing

>16/24 teams get through
>england don't
>russia don't
>portugal don't

I would say vardy on for sterling is a must at ht, but that would actually be kinda stupid as england are just keeping the ball passing it around slowly and there's no room for vardy to run into

post british food

Ca rentre à la maison

Is the English team still almost entirely not English?

Hmmmm let us all think about that one for a second...

because the coach is a secret spurs fan

based Uwe Rösler

>wanting to purge muslim shithole
based whales

Reminder how Vardy looks like, cause we might not see him this EURO

Reminder that this is not the comfy thread.

Just England but they're not really a top team

Is the sink the best place to piss?

Because Roy is blatantly incompetent.

woy is a fucking double agent

I'm sure he gets paid to throw the games

Doing it right

Going to cry if sterling hasn't been subbed lads

hardly secret at this point

Sterling, Kane and Alli have all been shit. I'd bring on Vardy and Wilshere as a minimum.

shower m7

Who /July4th1776/ here?

Sterling off at halftime

They regularly qualify for the 2nd round tho. And all its players compete in the best league in the world. So yeah. Top team. Just not good enough.

if your a laborer yes

je haalt zeker ook elke zondag babi pangang

It is. I'm op from the first one and this is the 2nd.

Stay comfy mate.

can Eddie Meme fix this shite?

It's a real question I have, because I don't understand very well the UK divisions in sports, sometimes you play as UK with all, sometimes you get divided.

>england draws slovakia
>2 points
>worst 3rd placed team
>remain wins

Just know Bloodzeed is going to leave it on BBC instead of switching to ITV after this game.

Our only players that haven't been shit are Walker and Lellana

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Yeah, and don't wait until the 80th fucking minute to do it either

Look at this and the last thread. You know this is not comfy.

Ewww, the same place that you crush your teeth?

>3 central midfielders sitting in front of a back 5
>lol attack through the middle
>Woy

get a real manager England

Yiddo but literally too many spurs on

I believe England will manage to win this match

Wales beat Russia and we beat Slovakia we'll be through

The only problem is it requires Hodgson's tactics to win a match

bloody nincompoop