Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of spook

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Motherfucker, I got a bald head!

Shinoa claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=W_seBLuIQjU
youtube.com/watch?v=GqOcoU7aoFM
youtu.be/XkfO8c8MlKU
youtube.com/watch?v=QPm6KaXN3QU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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I already miss Dr. Pepper.

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Kud claim

>Going to bed edition

I have to get up early for the MRI tomorrow so I'm off, it's been a lot of fun talking with you all, I hope we get to have more fun discussions in the future!

>Spooky smugs?

>911

Megumin claimed~

I hope Dr.Pepper will be alright

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I love this place because strangers on the worst part of the surface Web becomes friends and never seen each other's face

Miho claimed

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Obligatory claim.

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Nothings wrong, nothings ever wrong with me mang haha, just a bit preoccupied :P
I'm doin pretty hood mang, you doin hood?
>The smug is dead
Smug is never dead you heretic
i'll download it now in prep
>drunktard
U WOT and yeah, I used benadrill more than I should have when I had to take it. I know thats some lame shit but the first ones I took actually slumped me haha. What do you take your pills?
Thats cus were losers
Will do haha
>my nigga
my nigga

Also claiming

spooked me
>lurk rattles

Milinda claim

Haha yeah. He wasnt mad. He had like 7 or 8 planes. If I had pulled up I could have overridden the hydraulics and manually lowered the gear... It could have worked.. I guess I will never know.

... You better be... I scare too easily...

AHHHHH! IM WARNING YOU, I WILL FIRE AT YOU! NO UNDEAD CAN WITHSTAND THIS CANNON FIRE!
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It is.
>Mostly cause your too cute.

Well it's time to go and pass out.

See you later guys.

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night

still here

and

sweet

Stahp
No more sad Sachi
I don't like it.
>Rattle rattle

NOTICE ME

Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Kyouko.
>Shiro

He'll be aight
Goodnight! sleep well :)
whats it called again? lol
I fuckin talked to you nigger

hm.

hi
onigiri

Over ride the hydraulics? How does that work? And so many planes, sounds like he's pretty well off.

Nah~
I trust you too much, you're my second in command after all~
What you got for tomorrow, my kind black man~?
>noticed
What's up?
Goodnight qt~
I hope so
What's on your mind?

Who the fuck are you?

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>rattle

Night kud!

2 התסלוניקים 1 : 9

Night!

Onigiri, senpai

I HAD TO

Just thinking about my dog still, can't stop. Not sure if you were here or not when I was talking about it earlier.

>Rattle

Thank you
Playing fallout 4 far harbor
You were the only one
Im moka ive been here for a little while
But your still senpai
Ive never been senpai
No she doesnt belong
Stop it

That's why we're here m8.

Yeah it was supposed to be my password but I wasn't paying any attention to the sign up since I finally had a PS3.

Sleep tight.

Haha, that's not lame. Happened to me first time too. Just the regular store stuff Zyrtec, Aleve, Nature Made stuff, etc.

I give up~

Goodnight.

>Best idol claimed

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Is this the waifu thread?

Lolwut did I just click on

>she
and you missed it

mhm, I agree.
right, knew that, downloading now
As of now I got some cheap Vitali vodka. But tomorrow I might get some bicardi as it will be a special occasion. I usually get the cheapest shit but i'm aching for some rum haha.
>I hope so
he will, may not be tonight or tomorrow, but he'll be good eventually
sup lush

Now I know

>shinoa

>How does that work
kek you basically pull out all the wires connected to the gear display... So in other words, break it... kek

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER DEAD MEMBER ON YOUR HANDS AT THIS RATE!
>HeartAttackInbound.jpeg

THATS IT! FIRING SALVO! ON THE WAYYYY!
>

Good

Not sure if real one.

>lush

AAAAAAAAAAAAauauauauaaa

O shit

I'm honored

no this is patrick
ok no more sad sachi
>happy rattles
>not even smug

Don't you go throwing books of the bible at me you heathen
what am I not good enough for ya? cus I don't cry when clannad tells me too?
kek but WHY are you taking it?
no

lewd

anytime
do you want to be a tank?

Sounds like a tricky thing to do when in mid flight.

So do these threads go on all night? I rarely lurk Sup Forums at work and stick to /o/ most the time.

I wasn't there
Do you mind telling me?..
How do you like the dlc so far?
Topkek
>bicardi as it will be a special occasion
Mili getting his job back is my special occasion~
I trusted you man...
I trusted you...
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Excellent!
>Happy rattles

Good. How is your night going sweetheart?

>Milinda

>Ya spoopd me
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youtube.com/watch?v=W_seBLuIQjU

I missed out yesterday...
What did I miss?

Oh fuck your right i just realized who that is
Yes
You did not have me entertained
Its pretty meh just starting to get good but im not really liing it

I had a really good fart and burp

It probably is. Glad ive never had to try it though.. kek
>all night
kek these threads go on 24/7.
>The ride never ends.

NO! Its okay im still okay.
>Sorry, I didnt mean to go there...

Honestly? I wish I was a lush. It's cheaper, easier, and if you know your limit its funner
I would like to be a tank yeah, when I play that is haha
>mili getting job back
Thats true! that is the best occasion! i'm a bit jelly that you have some really nice shit. Although maybe i'll convince my brother in law to let me sip on some his nicer stuff heh
wow, sorry my peepee is so small
nice, at the same time?

I love those. Its like airing out a stale room.

Don't say that!

Hehe

I will end you with light sabur

Qt smile

Kek

Oh my

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oh how awkward we have very different knowledge of what lush means

my knowledge is

lush: (of a woman) very sexually attractive.

He's not doing very well, my mom thinks he had a stroke today so she's taking him to the vet tomorrow. Would have tonight but she lives in a really small town so there's no emergency pet clinic. And the last few months he's just been declining, having accidents in the house, mom's been needing to carry him up and down the porch stairs for when he goes outside, he fell off her bed a few times in the middle of the night, stuff like that. I feel like when I go home next weekend for Memorial day, it might be the last time I'll get to see my boy.

youtube.com/watch?v=GqOcoU7aoFM

people are curious when you will show up

Better?

These fucking generals

Just put it in /trash/ already with the hunger games threads and all the other shit you faggots try to make into a community.

Or better yet, just make one outside the context of these threads.

Scary pic.
Halberd > Lightsaber.
I go by the normal English lush - very fertile.
We use the term Cadbury for those who cant take their liquor.
youtu.be/XkfO8c8MlKU
Been listening to a lot of the slower Metallica. Its highly underrated.

Close

My dog had a stroke back in December and had to be put down. Try and be there when it happens, I will always regret not being there for him, but making him suffer while I got there wasn't fair.

Well at least I'll never be withou someone to talk to.
>Implying I have anything worth talking about
And which person was it that had the drift car again? It'll take me a while to get names down.

Kek, my bad. Some are for vitamin purposes, pain relief for my shins, and of courses my goddamn sinuses.

Yeah I've been hoping they release that update to change it soon kek.

It's gotten a whole lot better since you showed up~

No real complaints though, just browsing YouTube. How about you princess?

10/10

I can't sleep.
youtube.com/watch?v=QPm6KaXN3QU

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I kinda expected that kek
That's good to hear~
>It's alright, I'm just gonna live the rest of my life in pain and misery
>nothing new there kek
I'll pray for you brother from another mother~
Topkek'd
Damn mang... I'm sorry to hear that
If it's the last time you got to see your dog, make sure to make everything out of it.
I didn't get that chance unfortunately..
They'll do that? Imma change my username to Squid Hunting Manwhore~

I like Vernaculis.

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>hiding

How is it scary? Its more akin to beauty than scary.
>lush

>squid hunting

left work early, hey guys

THE WOMAN MAKES THE MEN ALL PAUSE
AND IF YOU GOT A WOMAN
SHE MIGHT MAKE YOU FORGET YOURS
THERE'S A 5 LETTER WORD
TO DESCRIBE HER CHARACTER

Aaaaaaaand we are back

kekidy
Oh shit for real? I always thought it was someone who gets drunk quick haha, although I'm sure the other is true
tell em to fuck off, i'm doin my thang nam sayin?
Nice loli
Cadbury? like the cadbury egg? haha
your shins? what happened with those? you play soccer?

As Lorre user said, be there for your conpanion. I wasnt there for when our ferret has his turn for the worse, and I told myself then it was okay because of selfish reasons - I wanted nothing but good to remember him by. I should have been there, he always seemed to liven up a little around me, even at his age. I cant imagine me not being there for our lab when he goes, and nothing will prepare me for it.
Shouldnt need to build beauty. If I can wipe 90% of your beauty off with a kleenex, it isnt beauty.

Target Destroyed... RIP Evil Shinoa.
>Hopefully the good Shinoa comes back now.

Hotaru has the drift car.
This is Hotaru. Shes nice, you should go chat with her.

>my heart
Im watching the newest episode of Kabeneri. I rather like this show...

Im sorry friend. Sounds like you need a hug.
>Just this once.
>Otherwise I might have some upset shipmates...
>Hugs

I need something to do for the summer. I'll most likely just get very depressed if I do nothing for 2.5 months. Give me suggestions.

Its 230am and im hearing shit.

Please do so, I don't have a ton of money which is why I buy cheap shit. Although in my opinion, what gets you good gets you good nam sayin?
>5 letter word
Whore

fishing
walking in the woods or biking
I found a nice spot for my last stop

"Bitch."

Good. That was his best video.

Oh i wouldn't worry about that.

I͎̦̳̱̦̦̱ͩ̈̓̊͌̽̈̇t̼͉̯̝̠̻̪̬ͦ̉͜'̹̻̹̃͆̌̃ͣͮs̢̯̥͚̥̱̫͌ͥ͌ͤͨ̆ͬ͌͟͜ͅ ̖͍͖̤̯͎͍ͩ̈̑ͫ͌̀͟ͅj̗̰͍̻̖͍̞̘ͧ̈́̄̍̕͞ư̡̹̫͙̜̭͉̂͂̿ͧ͊ͤ̚s͇̩͐ͪ̈͒̈̇͗̏̾͜t̢̯ͯ̏̓̿̈̉̅̊͊͠ ͎͇͌͂ͦͣͪ͑̈́́́͞t̷̜̼̓͆̒͗̿̋̒̋h̷̦̞̺̲̭̯̃̃̏̃̈́ͥeͨ̄͐̏ͧ̐ͨ̈́̀҉̡̤̠̤̘͕̩͚̤ ̴̗̻͍̮͛ͯͭ̎̅ḋ̠̙̐͋̓͒̀͛̚e̝̻̼ͧ͐́ͯͯa̡̟̯̓̊ͯ͘͡d̖̔̔͊̉ͪ̀͜ ̨̘̦̙͐̾ͫ͐͂c̛ͫͩ̅̅̐ͮ͋ͬ͏̲͚̲̱͙̖ͅͅo̢̢͖̬ͫm̛͆̀̑̏ͦ͛̈ͮ͏̻̯͙͓̬ͅį̟̩͙ͥ̂̓̎̄n̨̨̩͓̜̅̎͛̃ͮ̎͐g̣̻̮̪͖͍̔̇͛̈́͠ͅ ̛̗͙̼̫͎͕̼̙ͧ̉̍̀̆ͩͣͬ̽̀͠t̛̻͕̥͈̫̎̎ͥͪ̈ͅo̤̥̎̒̇ͭ̓̀ͅ ̢̨̫̗̣ͪͫ̐̎͟gͬ̐ͥ̓͝͏̮͕̮̜̮̮̺̲̺e̲͙̝̞̟͗̍ͭ̌̈͢͡͞t͙̯̣̻̜̯̑̌͗̎̋̀͜ ͯ͊̋̈̄ͮͤ͏͇̯̭y̳̰̳̣̎̓ͯͭ̎ọ̵͚̰͎̮̘̗̇ͯ͆̇͊ͯ̉̇u̙͍̠̅̈́̿͌͌ͥ́́̚̕.̸̫̩̭͓͋ͣ͛ͫ͌̑ͣ̔̌

swim
O.o
i think its bitch
:o

2:36 a.m

Him shitposting is his best video?
'ight.

>fertile

I don't want kids though
(crying internally)

>topchek'd

ye
lush has a lot of meanings, i think the alcohol version of lush means like a heavy drinker though

>and i get drunk off of 2 winecoolers

yes hi, hello I have drift cars hello


>wheres my shipmate