I graduate high school today. ask me anything

I graduate high school today. ask me anything.

pic related: it's me

what's the significance in that patronizing tattoo on your chest?

faggot

The moustache its too gay... Are you?

>ask me anything

Why you look like such a faggot hipster?

i don't think you know what the word patronizing means

AND PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET ANYMORE, YOU DUMBFUCK

>something can't be patronizing because I say so

Can I ride your moustache?

kek, nice stache goof

Freddie Mercury,
IS THAT YOU?!!

take better care of yourself man. you look like shit.

lmao no, I shaved recently bc fuck it why not

Ooooh yeah big boy. The moar you resist, the harder I get

thought I was doing alright but I guess not. any suggestions?

i think i know you. do you live in texas?

18? should have no problem buying alcohol if you're not retarded

lol nope

Yes. Be less gay

vodka is my friend

Too bad I am retarded

get some sun, eyebrows, the goal is to look younger. you wouldn't get id'd in my state and we check everything before 39 lol. maybe it's dna but you look like youve done 3 tours in iraq and now have any oxy addiction.

He doesn't look mid 30s or older. He does look 25ish.

Hey guys OP here. Thanks for all the advice but I have a lineup of men waiting to get their cocks sucked and fondled. Looks like I'll be away for a while, until my dirty loose asshole can satisfy all the BBC niggers outside

goddamn.
I can't do much with my eyebrows, it's fucking genetic. cursed with caterpillars. I'll be working a lot this summer, most likely in the field, so that takes care of the lack of sun.

I saw this same pic in a faces of b thread

Prove that you're OP.
>you're not, so you can't

Faggot.

fucking kek

yeah that was me

Good answer.

Well shave your mustache makes you look a little creepy I bet you'd be handsome without it

I mean I know I look rough, but 40?

Quads of truth

I actually look my age when I don't have facial hair so I'll probably just grow the beard back out again

Trips don't lie either

show us your dick, shia.

because I'm an original special snowflake

where the hell do they have schools that keep candies and detached soap dispensers in the bathroom?

Guess my age

that's my church bub

you're either 17 or 23

...

What's 9+8

roll quints and I'll post dick

show boipussy or cock

one of those Viking descendant motherfuckers who can grow a beard at age 14

What was it like playing that guy in Gladiator

Bam?

Russell or Joaquin?

You look like a faggot

Do you have an actual plan, or are you just going to wing it like most of everyone else on here.

No reese witherspoon he ws johnny cash too

Lol no I'm actually 21

Joaquin

we talking bout life or this thread?

I'm 28 aND I look younger than you, start working out and stop eating garbage because you look like an aged faggot

NO with her spoon

whats wrong with your face?

dubs or trips fagget

11000009001

he has a hair lip dont be autistic

>mfw I work out twice a week, drink strictly water, count my calories

how many years were u held back?

3.50

how many dicks have you ate today?

none, I'm 18 since January

No one knows who you are talking to

i 'ate' one last week actually lmao. My girlfriend's fuckbuddy is one crazy mofo lol.

you're like 23-24 years old. Why are you just now graduating from high school?

the only fish I've had today was catfish

HAHAHAHA
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT OP COULDNT GET ANY GAYER, IT'S ALL-NEW EXTRA GAY OP

I'm actually 18, since January

No. the fag has autism for Morpheus Reddit memes

you're too sweet, I think my heart is melting

i went to school late and was held back twice, i'm only 21, just turned.

I though Freddie Mercury was dead...

I'm Freddie Venus

Really, really, really, OP you could not look like any more of a smug little faggot

Please, take my word, you are a queer whether you realize it or not

writing this down in my memories journal

Fuck off dude post a pic of yourself man..hating on me because i cud fuck your bitch, fuck off bro damn lmao

Do you swallow

Your faggot look might have passed in high school, but you're going to get torn up in the real world. I hope your not going to college in your condition. You should probably enlist.

who hurt you bud?

This one is the most troubling. This is clearly OP thinking he looks some kind of country macho. But really he looks like a reverse trap, like probably there's a secret vagina down there.

I legitimately feel bad for this kid :(

buddy pal if I'm posting pictures of myself on Sup Forums do you really think I think highly of myself?

Yeah, if my bitch loved disgusting eyebrows. You keep the mustache and manbun to distract the eye from your deformity. Just shape those brows, and get rid of those assbag distractions. Then you'll be Mr. Fuckyobitch

Lmao your really mad, your bitch considering she's even a 6/10 would suck my cock and let me nut in her mouth just in time for her to run back home to you and kiss you goodnight. Pussy again, post a pic of yourself

are you OP?

Your sense of entitlement hurt me. I'm trying to save you a real life comeuppance.
Wake up.

why is your chin so weird and purple OP?
Are you really straining to make that face or something? If so, God why?

I had to zoom way in cause I thought itmight be that ugly purple-face baby image people post shopped onto your face

Kill yourself.

>mfw someone judges my entire life based on a shitty selfie

>image.jpg

Friendly reminder that this has been posted from an Apple mobile device and you can close the thread and let it 404, folks. Meanwhile, I'll sage it. No need to thank me, just doing my friendly bit to make this board great again.

yes i'm op, who else?

good question. might be cancer, I'll check it out

Nah, I'm just in roast mode. My 6/10, and all of her 7/10 friends, would dry up at the thought of your manbun, forget the rest.

prove that you're OP
>you're not, so you can't

Apparently. You did make a whole thread congratulating yourself on the most basic of accomplishments, with your femme baby blues all zoomed in on and a twisted up face

i'm not posting a dick pic or selfie for you to jack off to, sorry dude

where'd i do that at
how'd I miss that?