Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss

Obligatory claim.

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>Remove your clothes

Strange request from you spike, but alright.

>Worse than losing your waifu
Nothing is worse that that!
After breaking my limit so many times, I think I know it fairly well~

BUST A NUT INSIDE YOUR EYE TO SHOW YOU WHERE I COME FROM

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The amount of dedication you put forth makes me happy.

Heyo, beautiful. Can't sleep?

There are three raccoons in my yard

Ayy

Claimed

>2lood4me

auauauau are you at work? why busy?
where do you work?
i have so many questions

i don't ever drink though

>seriously though i want lemonaid

i was just giving you a hard time :x

5k+ isn't bad for a ae86

providing that its rust free and in decent shape EG: not owned by some fuckin pleb like me who drifts it

>even though mine is in amazing condition

I actually pick the s14 over the ones with popups because from what i've heard its hard to find the pop up lights and they tend to break

>plus i like the more flush look
i like my cuurss to look clean as fuck

unlike my dad
>his drift cars are scraped up and fucked up lookin on the outside

adopt them

>konata

Dabbing on ya.

das my boy
tribe called quest is so god damn good
now i need to listen to low end theory

Miho claimed

Yeah not really in the best area. Lot of homeless and druggies around here.

I dont own a dog.

Milinda claim

Mirai! I missed you friend!

Nice! I hope you like it!
>Oh I bet Supra Mk.III
Not too bad. Hard to find cool cars like that where I live...
>The rust and winter consume all...
My Corvette is almost all aftermarket under the hood though... Shit is too fast... I get scared driving it sometimes..

NOOOO Im sorry Shinoa!
>Now ive killed 3... Maybe I need to stop shooting Waifus.... kek

Are they really that different? If they are ill watch them but if its like, a few minor changes its not worth
o shit. Whats the age of wizardship again? i'm 20 so far
>daring
to do what?
>breaking my limit
trruuuu, gotta learn the hard way haha. What is your limit?

Claiming, Oh shit its hand man

>dab duel

What the fuck man...

But that's why I came here!

Also claimed.

so pretty... but your waifu is probably not from a cutesy slice of life anime huh..
>so i probably wont like the show
>makes me kind of sad


>hotaru

Basically any anime website.

Rory claimed

>6 foot shitposter claimed

Webbed

I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj

Racoons hate me. I don't know why, but it's only racoons.

You can try but you will not win!

Or maybe you will I dont have any dab gifs

Im tired ima go try and jerk off and go to bed
30
Goodnight

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Study them.

she's from a kind of gory anime, sorry. heh, i'm watching your anime right now though.

Shit, do you live near me or something? There was a pack of racoons running around down here when i went to go get snacks.

>Some Washington fag

Shutup
lemon aid is kickass, I mix it with my drinks.
>just giving you a hard time
kinky
OH SHIT, THE DAB

Around a quart of a 750ml of 40%~
What's yours?
You better return to the sea, bud
>readies staff
I don't have any ;-;
>you win this time~
Goodnight friend~

wow shizuru
>rattles
hey claw, how are you?

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Pipe it up Koko!

We tied actually, oh shit I had this pic to show you but I forgot to all day!

>Rikka

same, rip phife dawg ;-;
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TLWqn82J4
aww :( dogs don't like me, and I don't really like them >.>

your image was too hard to dankify, i'm sorry 20/20
i could do a different image if you'd like

best girl claimed
spike a prude
whats it feel like to be a ghost?
>louder now
>louder now
dub dabs!
>OEWW
fucking indescribably different
>no spoilers just watch
>gif related
ah okay thats good
what do you prefer?

>already 18 pictures

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still here

Hahaha! It is good! ^,^
But it is time to sleep the royal sleep!

>I point Sakura at the sun
>She spits out babby nonstop from her vagoo faster than the speed of light
>The sun explodes

Good night!

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koko i didn't know you were into pegging

I ONLY LIKE CUTESY STUFF
I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WATCHING AKAME GA KILL AND I KEPT GETTING EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED

I CANT WATCH VIOLENT ANIME BECAUSE I GET TOO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED

>and im also just really into light hearted cute stuff

claimed

>Rattle rattle
Hmmmmmm?

Ahaha thanks~
I have these two for ya!

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Sleep warm and well, wonderful.

Go with kissanime.
There is a lot different with the remakes. Im talking 60% of story elements. Theres a hell of a lot of different scenes too.
>BEAST MODE!
>GIVE HER BACK!

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Not that.
>Yeah tired of nig nogs breaking into my shit.

>I did walk out there and racked my shotgun once never saw them again.
That

Ye! How are you liking it so far?

Bu-but pollution... I'm here to stop pollution... Can't you sea?
>sea

And this one
>

>Megumin

Watch Hellsing Ultimate

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They're just walking around and stealing the catfood.

I live in South Hayward, a small town right next to San Francisco. Apparently it's known for something to do with murder. Or gang activity. I don't know.

>10 more years
Goodnight man! Sleep well :)
I'm not a nerd so I don't know how much that is shot wise. But ~12 shots of %40 is usually my limit, depending on when I start
u pipe it
Oh fuk really? I'll have to watch it then

I wasn't gone that long, was I?

You first, traitor.

It's fine, Shiro. Thanks for the effort. And not really at the moment, but if I have one, I'll definitely ask

www.furcadia.com
This place is cool you can make your own waifu and maps and stuff

I ded still

It's the type in onigiri

OK

Ghost

oh lol

yea, i've really switched to watching a bunch of slice of life. of the 20 animes i have lined up to watch, i'd say 15 of those are slice of life.
i'm on episode 7 of second season, and i'm really liking it so far. it does have a slower pace then say k-on, but i don't think that makes it any worse.

I sea... You will be my minister of the environment and pollution!
And by limit, you mean when we start throwing up like crazy, right?

Ohhhh thats awesome! Haha I gotta use it whenever I see you!

Aww how adorable! I should find more of you man, youre really helping me out here


OEWW! Hello my queen
>Bows

Yes maam piping it right now

Nope. Not even close then. Lol

It's not, but I'm like, $200 to my name after tires for my bike. Then I got bills for the month, which will leave me at.... no money at all by next month! If I had a car, I'd try to keep it looking decent. Worst thing would probably be the sun damage to the paint, living is a virtual desert that I do.
I'm kicking myself in the ass because a nice clean one was just up for $1.5k not long ago. But I was broke and couldn't get it, and now it's gone for good. I just gotta stay on the look out for when I can afford one. Other options were an RX7, MR2, or AE86, but all of them were more than $2k last I checked. And with me, there is no too fast (unless it's raining.) Hell, I'm on a 300cc CBR300R, and I'm literally always hitting just below redline at full throttle on the freeway. Pushing this poor little thing to the limit while i wait for my ZX-11 to get into working order.

Kek, throw some catfood in your neighbor's yard.

Sup maid
Just drinking coffee and watching this chaos
You?

You're talking about Non Non Biyori, right? S2 > S1 imo

Glad you like them~

>>BEAST MODE!
>>GIVE HER BACK!
you are so fucking right!
asdfhjkl; they are so good i fucking love it
its amazing in the sense that it isn't trying to erase NGE
>thanks for the recommendation
like you really do its too fantastic for words.
1.0 is almost i direct rehash but certain story elements are sped up and it just keeps getting stranger and stranger
>WUNDER LAUNCH
woah
such ghost
very spook
much scare
whats good my most loyal subject?

>try to log onto LoL
>need to download another 3gb worth of updates
Kill me now

the composure for non non biyori is UNREAL
the music tugs at my heart strings so much

thas a big ol negative

play something good then

Long enough for me to miss you

but i have shit taste in games

yea, non non biyori. i'm on season 2 right now. i'd say they're both equally good, but i'm only halfway through s2.
so much shit has been changed, i don't think you'll like it if you don't enjoy an absurd amount of updated shit.

>Shiro

The episodes are based off of the manga so there isn't really a true order in most episodes. In the manga some episodes show up before others.

As you can sea, even Sanae hangs around here. But... She'll be gone for a while sadly.

I am an emissary of the sea and I believe that I should stay an emissary. I think I know what I'm doing anyways.

really? You mean like runescape tier changes or just a bunch of nerfed shit?

>old man fister

Namie claimed

>215mph
I wanna go on a ride with you. Not even my Dad, who's a fucking speed freak, would go that fast. I've barely managed to hit triple digits, but that's a bike limitation. I can keep an average 90-95 mph my whole ride home, going over bridges corners, and even weaving through a bit of traffic.

Holy fuck shit, I think one of the raccoons attacked their dog. Here comes the fucking shitstorm.

Aren't you banned Kappa

Like them? I love them!

Not much is going on in the hood my nigga. Whats good with you queenie?

never played runescape, but there's like different tiers of dragons now, don't know what half of my go to items do, bunch of other dumb shit

>Shiro

you should really watch NGE
>gif related
>filenames kek
try fun shit games then
like Guns of Icarus
>play with Tomo and I
she seems feisty

>Holy fuck shit, I think one of the raccoons attacked their dog.
Hope they enjoy debating whether or not he has rabies.

I'm not a nerd so I don't know how much that is in shots, my limit is ~12 depending on when I start
U pipe it
Fuuuck really? I'll watch it then
>into pegging
Not really, although I would peg a grill
sheeeit 60%? I'm def watching it
TRAITOR? noooooo, whatd I do?
>ghost
u wood feg
yeah thats about it haha
Don't give me the pipe on the right, I still need to know that song. Left one is coo tho

>ACCIDENTALLY
Hmmm...
Unfortunately, I can't help you, I'm a explosion mage, not a priest
Oh well, I tried
>
I'm happy to hear that~!

they're both really good anyways so glad youre enjoying it

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Kill the coons become hero.

Kek. Their poor dog is fucked.

>2345
Almost a straight. Your poker skills are showing.

Actually kind of cool the episodes are multiple chapters ran together into one setting. Where is Sanae, anyway, haven't seen him since his b-day party.

I'm studying.

>I'll cuddle with you later

You're dead to me

>light hearted cute stuff

woo

Yeh, my limit's still the same~
The first time I drank, I had around 13 shots of cheap vodka
Those were crazy times~

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Forgot pic

do it so we can gush
>Eva gives me such a boner you don't even know
>i'm not using hyperbole

First time ever in one of these threads. What do you guys do here?

Also, Edward claimed

:3

She will be okay, I have killed her before and she came back just fine!


Okay here ya go!

Why is that??