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cara

Be it resolved: fit Asian-American girls are the hottest women in the world
>cute
>smart, not slaggish
>tight Asian fannies
>speak English
>no weird accents

I said Dr. Robotnik, I’m the boss
Mind your business, yeah my whole lifes a job
Got bitches that I fuck like a dog
My own instincts told me to write a song
Light a bong ca’ I ain't touched mic for long
I wanna beat but it’s gotta be a grimey one
You should know about me, you should know about me
I’m grimey John, man already know what I’m on
Everybody knows where I’m from
Big inna the manor from when
Big inna the manor from long
But where have all these lot gone
I don’t fear an MC not one
I’ve got a fan base these lot want
Oh what a damn shame he’s not Sox
Ding dong, holler at Hitman
He’ll hit man with a stick like a gong
Have man thinking he’s in Hong Kong
You think you’re sick but you’re wrong
You think you’re big and you’re strong
Man have already done shit you wish you was on
Don’t chat shit to me don
Scrap that bar that you writ for me don

second for allah

>the commie slag camgirl posts a timestamped image with /brit/ on it in a few minutes

would /brit/ lose it's /shit/?

commieslags in meltdown edition

*enters thread*
Ah yes

cara

walked past here a fair few times, weird having a prison in central-ish London tbqh

couple of cheeky lads escaped form there last month but were captured again.

she cries about her mental health issues while bragging about excessive drug use and exploiting mentally ill men, putting them in financial ruin

all the while playing oppressed sex worker card, truly an evil fucking bitch

you forgot their shit bodies and alien faces

NEW GIMMICK ALERT:

Any of you lads into lighthouses?

Think they're quite picturesque, rather quaint, would like to learn more about them xx

why? missed entire last thread

Shame this was cancelled after one episode desu

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this man right here IS the original nuttah. not some Londoner who speaks a bunch of nonsense.

woah okay what


why does this guy have so many viewers

if you don't rate the ottomans as a top five empire you are frankly delusional

How many picture of Queen Elizabeth II do you lads have?
Ive got 317 at the moment

what happened? I just got back

only if she was nude

>1. Go to height-weight-chart.com/heightweight.html
>2. Find your height/weight doppler
>3. Post pic

UNDER YO' SEXY BODY

>Jokingly tell the gf I'm buying a yacht
>She starts asking me how
>tell her it's obviously a joke
>She responds by saying she was wondering where I got the money

What? How can you ? Nevermind

>communist
>iphone
Everytime

someone needs to make a collage

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.......that didn't happen

they cannot banter

this post went out too early, it wasn't done cooking yet s m h


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tomorrow...

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Some autist managed to track down one of the twitter commie slags irl and now her twiter is private and she has apparently reported /brit/ to the police.

this desu. I wouldn't mind seeing some devious /brit/ bastards make her squirm

>predicted delivery time was 10:40
>still not here
REEEE GIVE ME MY PERI PERI

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Are you sure?

the worst part is that she derives satisfaction from the married ones with children ruining their lives

really crazy how women can be utter scum and still be worshiped, reinforces the worst kinds of behaviour

hopefully mummy may will crackdown on this exploiting weak men for money all for some nudes

COPPERS ARE IN A VAN OUTSIDE LIGHTS FLASHING

TELLING ME TO COME OUTSIDE HOLDING MY TWITTER ACCOUNT IN THE AIR

>a hotbed
>for 2
>potential terrorists
woah i hope you're looking over your shoulder at all times for the rozzers when you open up /brit/

i go on a walk around here fairly often

my dominos deleted all their tweets because it was nothing but complaints

Heron Foods

reminder that he fucked rosy senseless

screeching

any picss of the meltdown?

he's /ourguy/ m8

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I actually think I'm going to do quite well in prison. I get on with people and am quite physically imposing.
Most of you lot are fucked though.

*closes the blinds*
*locks the front door*
*puts on balaclava*
ok, time to /brit/post

used to get ice pops from there when i was a lad.

they used to taste really chemically.

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I'm 5 foot 7 and built like a prison bottom bitch

why is /brit/ going to prison
what have i missed

>scroll down to my height
>plenty of women

get the rope, ricky

based

fs

mirror, mirror on the wall. who's the biggest cuck of them all?

Really beautiful desu, poetic and all that

No meltdown. Some #madman tweeted Sara and Aisha to show them, suddenly all three of their twitters are private and they're in lockdown in the safe space bunker

found the brick shithouse

bedsheets smell like wank lads

ill just be the prison bitch and it'll be fine

can you imagine a /brit/ prison wing?

fun fact: this is both the highest and shortest lighthouse in the United Kingdom

>Sara
>Aisha
who?

they just locked their accounts

literally the lowest common denominator of man

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Reckon sara was jealous of Rosy?

She got 500 quid/day for flashing cleavage, whereas Sara had to betray her principles and work for Tesco to get by

how new

excellent image

wanker loves his lighthouses

fucking lighthouses

arabs in charge of taste

>sara
scottish commieslag that works at tesco
>aisha
that other commieslag who's an annoying cunt

very

the gf

>tfw increasingly vascular arms

Get in lads

my wank smells like bedsheets

>My name is Lynn Ellen and my website is www.lynnellen.com

>My height is 5'3" and I weigh 370. This photo was taken in September of 2006.
>As an advocate of Health at Every Size and I am proud of my fat body.

i heard once that the way they're built means that waves crashing into them forces the bricks inwards so they actually get stronger the more they're battered by waves, quite cool

slagtits is still public btw

fascinating

thanks lad, tip my hat to you

commie slags on LOCKDOWN

I want nothing to do with this kind of woman

Nice trips and an interesting fact about lighthouses. Good post, 1/10

>tfw i've been working on a new state of matter in the chemistry set i have in the garage

its called "liquid memes," you guys should be hearing about it pretty soon. going to debut them at the 2017 worlds fair

Adoarble, I love the variety of lighthouses, you think they'd all be the same but apparently not x

t. chad

and they all know each other? how?

fuck sakes.

commie slag status: rustled

grew up very close to there.

talking to an 18 year old on tinder lads, I'm 24. is that considered weird?

that's always been their problem, hasn't it?

wish she'd renounce her SJW ways and create an anti-regressive show like Dave Rubin did

no

aisha >>>>>>> chelsea >>>> (power gap) >>>> that other "girl"

know you did, brixham

someone thinking dubai is nice is a great runt litmus test

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