Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>explosion edition

Claim your waifu and discuss

Megumin claimed~

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oh shit waddap

i still enjoyed skyrim (took a few hours to get into it though)

i'm gonna go for a bit. gotta have dinner and stuff. bye

still here

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I'm going to bed, dosing off

this is great ^-^

Time to use it!

Obligatory claim.

imbeinglazy

What is /waifu/ listening to?
Ika claimed

sachi claim
probably gonna fall asleep edition

BEST GIRL CLAIMED
also its almost 4 am and I need to fuck before sleep.
gnight!
>we will discuss the travesty later
>BROMOKO
gnight

Hanako Ikezawa Claimed

Claimerino, rest in pepperino

>I'm free now

youtube.com/watch?v=AeurKtKCtiw

Pre-emptive goodnight

K.
Meh, I'd still rather have a dick than a pussy, that's just who I am I guess, I think the term is I'm a pitcher not a catcher.
Nice.

Miho claimed

Im off to bed. Night everyone.

>hugs to Milinda

>dat gif
Don't worry, as long as everything goes smoothly, your people will be treated kindly
You'll get full independence after a 25 years if it all go nicely~
Nice!
youtube.com/watch?v=OJSiaf9m55s

Came back for Hugs.
>Hugs
Night friend!

>Milinda

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>Meh, I'd still rather have a dick than a pussy
Yeah, I'm with you on that.

I'd take an AIDS cannon over a swamp hole any day of the week, really they're their own ecosystems. Not worth the effort.

I can handle both positions, doesn't matter to me.

Goodnight~

I'm also going to bed. 'Night everyone

And on this note I am gonna put my chuuni ass to bed. Night guys see ya later

If you see this, I did an updated (fingers) thing. I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.

Wrong pic

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now i think those fingers look bad. shit. use whatever version you like more.

My green nigger.

Having a night job is suffering.

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What the fuck?

>What are you on about mate

That freestyle was good!

Goodnight yo!

Yay! Thank you!
Are you actually fighting him or just listening to the soundtrack?

Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Megumin!

>Shiro

AIDS cannon = dick (gay joke)
Swamp hole = vagina (they can get infections and such or just smell if not cleaned properly)

pitcher = top (fucking man in the ass)
catcher = bottom (getting fucked in the ass)

It's late and I use odd terminology, my apologies.

True, but they're the only way to make new humans so we've gotta work with them for now.
Yeah I figured.
Hello.
Fuck that hurt to laugh at since my abs are sore.

*

males can also get swamp crotch

Hello, Hank-kin.

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>males can also get swamp crotch
I have a dick, I am aware of this.

Swamp hole sounds better though.

>Hank-kin
Kek, I don't sell propane nor do I live in Texas. Sorry, mom.

You sleep well?

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>kin
I hate the fact that I have to look at I type on my phone.

Hell yeah dude

>e-dubble's old shit will always be good

Uhh... I think you've got the wrong guy. I've never asked about this, or even wanted to KNOW about this. I just got back.

Just listening to the soundtrack~

>Megumin

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Charolette Dunois

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Rory claimed. Last half hour of work for the week edition.

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tom should take a fucking nap because he's running up the image limit

>What are you on about mate
>

>we've gotta work with them for now
Artificial pregnancies will force them to become proper individuals.

Single mothers are great though.

Yes. I just woke up, feeling a bit drowsy.

You?

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he's retarded if he still goes to church
He deserves his boring sad life.
I was starting to feel bad for him, but he's a mindless robot, fuck Tom.

+1 to image limit

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Well I have to work semi early tomorrow so I guess I should sleep now...

le fedora tip

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I'm hoping you got to the thread before your coffee.

I think Miho literally just left, sorry. I'll pass your semen on to him when he gets back.

Me? Just relaxing right now, I completely ruined my sleep and I'm slowly shutting down.

Thanks for asking, morning nectar.

no.

he is a fag.

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I doubt you're a horrible person, Hand. You're a nice guy.

>reassuring shoulder pats

Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Ika.

>nor do I live in Texas
Unfortunately.
God as soon as we master that science they'll be obsolete, yeah man MILFs are awesome.

Hows your trench coat collection coming along?

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his file name is sarcastic i believe.

Milinda claim. Im back

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>pass your semen
Sounds about right.

I'm about to head to work now.

Bye.

>I doubt you're a horrible person, Hand. You're a nice guy.
Thank God that filename isn't true or else I'd officially be a complete failure as a human being.

>Unfortunately.
>hand winks

>yeah man MILFs are awesome.
They are, they're way out of my league though. They're gold stars I can't reach.

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Alright, Tats. You have a good one now. Hope works goes smoothly.
>pats

awesome. tom's brother is kinda rude.
have fun teaching the children (or was it teenagers?). very little difference i suppose

That's all the Tom for now. I'll have to relocate the others some other time to finish. The comic is still in progress though.

Tom's brother is selfish and didn't care that his father had died.

Hey Hols
Still up?

I don't know shit about all this but I'm pretty sure you could get one.
Yup.

Welcome back! It's slowed down quite a bit.
>Tfw hardly any pictures of best girl this season on the Boorus

my number 1

God dammit the moment I get in the thread my shipmate gets off.

Just offering some support.

>Cruelty upon you doesn't mean you're a failure

Yo

Don't know about what? Milfs? Oh god, they're very easy to read. You'd be just fine.

Haven't killed myself yet, apologies.

Gonna go pass out now, see y'all later.

Goodnight.

It is time for me to get an hour of sleep, just to get back on at 6 am central time. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. If you have to go to your job at sometime soon, don't stress out too much. Add me on steam: steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
And as always, remember my stupid catchphrase, stay genki!

im equally as confused

Apology not accepted.
Goodnight

Uhg.
Fucking... I hate my ex.
I feel sick to my stomach. Don't know what to do with myself right now.

20 minutes left. Dishwashers make cleaning up so damn fast.

NO WRONG I AM STILL HERE I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR GAMES

oh boy panic attacks sure are fun golly gee I definitely love having chest pain that makes me think I'm fucking dying when really it's most likely just in my head oh gee wiz

I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everybody.

Thanks friend.
>I know them feels... My pic folder too small

Why hello friend.
>How are you and Hotaru?

wish me goodnight you dirty nignogs. preemptive

what wrong?

Goodnight

FORGOT i WASN'T A GIRL? WTF?
psh as if
Cute pics
>walking gif
you know me 2 well
They are arent they? although getting sick aint that nice
Golly gee! your mom let you have TWO hot dogs?

Also claiming. Whered Mirai go?

Let's not know what to do with ourselves together