You just got off a ship from a long journey to america. You start a new life

You just got off a ship from a long journey to america. You start a new life.
>What do you do first?

oh shit waddap

Oh shit waddup

Kill myself

Learn that Trump & Hillary are running for President, turn to crime... only long-term career I can get.

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Call my cousin's cab company and get him to pick me up. Then don't go bowling

NIKO COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING.

>Exchanges greetings with a stranger then an hero's.

Well that's it folks, we're done here. Welcome to America corpse.

Look to get a shitjob as pizza delivery boy and get to school at whatever time im not on the job

Go to Oregon.
The strip bars permit full nudity AND alcohol there.

FUCK U ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!!!

Live in a city with lots of activities until they all get stale and it becomes as boring as any other place in the world, work a job I don't want to, go to college, get a career that I still don't want to have in order to make it in a society I don't want to be a part of because it's illegal to just live in a handbuilt cabin in the woods and live of of the land. Eventually I'll commit suicide with a stolen firearm I bought without a background check at a pawn shop.

get all of the free shit I can, food stamps, housing and stuff. eventually get a credit card and run that shit threw the roof

Allahu Akbar?

Chew bubble gum and kick some ass

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turn 360 degree and walk away

Thank the sweet lord down under im outta south africa
> inb4 nigger
Nope...

steal a bike

>Be Tommy Vercetti
>Kill Lance Vance
>Get paid by Ricardo Diaz
>Go to little haiti
>Wave 103 playing "I ran so far away"
>Do the Lance vance Dance
>Profit???

That's not the name of the song, faggot.

Probably just hang out for a little while.

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get THE DUBS, check'em

Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away)

>I been waitin' - for a guuuuurl like you, to come into my lii-i-i-iife

>I bless the rains down in Africa
>Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (Oh uh)

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