Listen up you inglorious Sup Forumsastards!
You've all been conscripted in to my personal army! It's time to fortify our defensive positions before the newfags invade!
singles: private
dubs: sergeant
trips: lieutenant
quads: general
quints: you take over the army
yotsuba coming in!
Faglord McFucker reporting in.
Ballsaks reporting for duty sir!
reporting in
Check check
Niggerous Johnson reporting
Michel de Bourgogne reporting in, Comrade !
check em
John the dick biter reporting for duty
Private Hitler reporting in
Captain Fapper reporting in
Rolling, you cannot escape pushups maggot
Spurdo spärdö reporting for duty, Sir!
private james ryan reporting for duty
ROLIN
Is it the watermelon hotline? Private Tyrone here
Private second class fagget reporting for duty sir!
LIEUTENANT HITLER AT YOUR SERVICE SIR
Cocksucker McFaghole reporting!
lieutenant
Why i'm not surprised ?
LT Hitler, what are your orders? Private Nussbaum reporting in
No sorry, this is the Chicken Wangs United Airways.
Please take a seat and note the exits nearest you in case of an emergency.
NYPA
fucking Sup Forums really is sucking Hitler's dick
We will start with the Beer Hall Putsch and take over the Reich
Flandersino, reporting for dutielie-ootily
Michael Vagina reporting for duty,Sir
The name is real, possibly swedish,Sir
private genitals
Sgt. cuck reporting for duty!
Rerollerino
make that Pvt. Cuck reporting for duty!
Ballface reporting in
Quads =???
quads = general
read the title you faggot
roll
Nigger McNiggest reporting for duty o7
Reporting for mess hall duties
this army shall be mine
General fuckface incoming
roll
here to serve
Whatever, i quit anyways
You mean Private Fuckface, you dipshit.
Drop down and gimme 20
I AM LIUETENANT MIKE LITORIS
Fagfucker mcfaglordfagfacefaggot reporting in
Proud to serve. Proud to be a private.
YES SIR!
roll
I am want to leftenant
Faster private, FASTER! My grandma can do pushups faster than that. Do another 20!
Sorry
LIEUTENTANT MIKE LITORIS IS DISSAPOINTED IN THIS ARMY
I wanna be a nazi tho
Ready for the Socialist Revolution, Comrade !
yes sir! for the Sup Forumsastard army
Rollo
Private... I need a promotion
SO WORK HARD, PROVE YOUR WORTH AND ROLL DUBS, SOLDIER
Reporting
Reporting in
A proletarian soldier can't be à "private", reroll.
yo
bsdf
ArgleMcBargle reporting in!
LoliHunter is ready for duty
Checkum
Cunt RugaLugADingDong reporting in
Private Parts reporting
balls reporting for duty
damn
FUCK
...
I'm roll
Sniper McBlaze reporting for duty
WITNESS ME!
Rolling
It's too late, it was always too late
Lieutenant user reporting, command me General
Private Dick here
Ball sack mcstuffin reporting for duty. I hope the corps helps me straighten out mah life SIR
Stand down Soldier!
Reporting In.
Scruffy McCuddleBalls reporting.
reporting, sir!
Fatfuck rwporti goit
Admiral Penisface, reporting for duty!
i am abe
okkkk
sgt nignog reporting
I'm here!
Analthrob Dickinsen reports for Düty
Metal Vag Piercer reporting
Listen up faggots, I want to see some Sharpies in poopers!
Every army needs a token chimpanzee
CumGuzzling MonkeyFuck reporting!
>That troll face may may
You've just given yourself away, Sergeant.
You're no more oldfag than Hirohito
Sir, I'm out of sharpies sir
Fuckalucklus