Venturer chairman at scout group as well as regional spokesperson (get to fly to brisbane every 3 months for free with...

venturer chairman at scout group as well as regional spokesperson (get to fly to brisbane every 3 months for free with accomodation and free food)
>ask me any questions
>OP will try and answer all

is OP a faggot?

>OP
nope, gf 8/10, she aint in scouts though

>in boyscouts
>not a faggot
>OP is lying

Are you a Kiddie Fiddler?

>OP
in Australia we realised how gay it was to just have boys in scouts, so we lets girls join

we are very different to American scout groups and their cringe ways

molested and little girls or boys?

>OP
no.
im 17 technically im still classed as a kid

OP takes little boys into the woods and pitches their tents?

>OP is indeed confirmed faggot.

>OP
grammar mate
no i couldn't give a shit about the little kids, they annoy the fuck out of the older sections
we keep to ourselves

Why girls scouts never come to my door anymore?

I have a ton or rope and chloroform just gathering dust in the basement

>OP
because we don't do that shit
the girl guides to that besides they are mostly sluts anyway so idaf go nuts kiddie fiddler

why do you wear such faggy outfits
you look like a rape victim just waiting to happen

>OP
thats american user
Australian scouts dont wear that shit, the image is our uniform but we only wear it when we need to.

you guys do knots and shit
can you tie a noose?

Same in the Mediterranean most might be bitchy
but most of them are a seven to say the least.

yes although i learnt that by myself, its actually quite useful when fishing if you adjust the knot a little

We still got to wear that shit, no idea why
but the rules can be "accidentally" overlooked.

Here we were taught to tie a noose with
our eyes closed, pretty cool shit.

>Not teaching you one of the most useful shit

>OP
you ever get those strange kids who come in and just stare at the girl scouts? we had one a few weeks ago and i told him if i catch him looking again i'd pin him to a tree by the legs... he hasn't come back though

Nah most are normal, i've been put in charge of those little fuckers
and despite the noise. I enjoy being around kids makes you remember
the fun days you had.

seriously?
i had to run a night with the scouts for a badge and i hated every moment, they wouldn't listen i couldn't threaten them nor hit them for mocking me, i ended up making them do 3 laps of a nearby park then put them on parade practice until they learned not to fuck with me.

and even then some of them didn't get the memo and knew i couldn't hit them so i had to call their parents

Having help from older scouts usually helps

>boyscouts
That is the pedopgile ridden group in america. The scouts, the proper RBP kind is different

How common is it for the boys and girls to fuck eachother on camping trips?

at the jamboree in 2013 there were reported 15 confirmed pregnancies and many were asking for condoms and the morning after pill

Kek

Can confirm

also last year i was so fucking close to nailing a chick at a camp but we couldnt find a spot that didn't have people walking around, i was so shitty

what was it like at the last large scale camp you went on?

To summarize it a bunch of horny 18 year old boys and
girls. Needless to say i almost caught a lot of them in the act
and it wasn't even a huge one. It was basically a hundred people
up and down.

bet that would've been something if you caught them in the act

I would just pretend nothing happened and walk off
also maybe blackmail them into doing some of my chores. We also had instances were two gay guys
were getting it on.

that it? i remember hearing an incident in 2010 where there was an orgy in one of the camps

If shit like that happened here we would all be dishonorably
discharged and/or some shit but that would be awesome.

but the thing is it wan't the kids have sex was the problem, the grotty fucks literally destroyed the toilets last jamboree
>shit everywhere
>toilets were clogged
>showers had curtains which were ripped
>holes cut out on the grils bathrooms
>individual showers with locks has shit smeared everywhere.
me and some friends found a key to the leaders toilets on the 5th day and so we ended up walking 2.5k to take a piss but the clean toilets made it worth while

Is shit so bad there? I mean here the most you've got to
deal with is some shithead pissing in the shower. Despite
that the toilets are pretty clean and don't have gloryholes
(as far as i know)

it was fucked

The camp leader will probably find a way to make us
regret it. If we even consider doing half of that mess.

seems like you guys gave half decent discipline over there

Yup and people here aren't afraid to raise their voices
and even in some extreme cases send a kid home.
Also here there are more regulations and strict rules.
Anyway i gtg was happy to speak with ya mate.

cheers jube