Worst thing you've ever done thread

worst thing you've ever done thread

post the worst thing you think you've ever done, sexual, violent, illegal, whatever it is, the thing you're least proud of.

I'll start: I used to beat my cat as a young kid when i was angry.

Probably black mailing my little brothers gf into fucking me

Told my current gf i was a virgin before i met her

are you a serial killer yet op?

I took a penny when I could have left one

Story you fucking liar
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When i was 6 i crushed a kitten's skull with a bowling pin by accident. Turns out beating the pin against a box of kittens was a bad idea.

Oh dude I'd beat up the cat for fun

holy quints fagman

Ayyyye want more doggy pics? All OC

Checked

Sold sex, thankfully I am not traumatised by it.

I was mastubating when i was 10
Mom saw

You quint fuck!

Ate my dingleberry out of curiosity.

Kicked a football in my neighbours garden

CHECKED

Post reaction fgt

well done faggot

faggot

definitely need a story.
for science.

C-c-checked my new god!

I once caught my older cousin torturing a cat. Later that year we were climbing around in the barn and I pushed him off a ledge. Everyone believed me that he just tripped and fell and I got a lot of sympathy at the funeral for witnessing it.

That was a long time ago. All I know is it tasted weird

Broken my Xbox 360 and my laptop. Mom was screaming at me, so I grab my laptop and throw it to the ground and kick my Xbox in repeatedly.

Beat a 36 year old father and gave him a concussion while his son watched very helplessly.

My sister and I used to play with each other's genitalia. She's now bipolar

do you ever feel bad?
Or do you feel good knowing you got away?
Guess how i would feel

I felt fine but he would secretly beat my brother and I too. Even today I feel like I did society a service.

If you think thats bad, I've broken 2 TVs, 1 Playstation 3, 3 laptops, 2 Playstation 4s, a fridge, a microwave, 4 windows all in the span of 5 years.

>be me at 16
>babysit next door neighbors 12 year old girl
>have to drop off kid at her aunts house
>come back to kids house with key
>rifle through parents room
>end up in girl's room
>jerk off into girls panties
>panic
>wash out panties
>bury deep in laundry basket
>leave

Wow, that's the first time I've acknowledged that that happened.

You monster. You need to turn yourself in to your local authorities

This thread is filled with Edgy McEdge Lords.

"Look at me, and what I've done"
"I've done something even worse!"
"I don't care, what I've done!"
"I'm edgy as fuck!"

Please kill yourselves

I mean I could, but why would I want to?

And you could have just kept on scrolling the catalogue, but instead you had to come into this thread and shit it up with your stupid fucking opinion.

Was horny as fuck when i was 14. Fingered our house dog. Got caught by aunt. Kek

Ouch :(

Thanks for answering me

Went to my auntie's house to hangout with my 5 year old cousin. Go into her room and we play games. Makes me lie down on her bed, and proceeds to climb on me trying to kiss me on the lips. Reluctantly push her away, but does so anyway (only a peck). Rolls over onto the bed and see an upview of her skirt. Gotta admit she had a nice ass.

Good point. Did that lead you to a life of crime? Do you get seething mad when you see a garden that you can fuck up? Do you have a few little plants at home that you can destroy if you ever get the urge to strike again?

And by climb, I mean seductively moves upwards from my legs to my crotch. And I shit you not this is 100% real.

We can't all be insecure teenagers

This is the first time I've ever truly admitted the worst thing I've ever done.
>had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of pro creation.

>tied my sister to a tree in the woods and beat her into a coma for stealing my pokemon cards when I was a kid

Story pls

Bullshit, how didn't you get caught

The worst thing I've ever done? Broken into my crushes house and stole a few pairs of her panties.

I sucked dick for the first time while gf was at work

How did you break in and not get caught?

> everyone in this thread

Shot a man in Reno

Filmed a girl in my class changing clothes for gym, when we were kids. Showed it to everyone. She is very antisocial now, but she was weird from the start, so i don't regret it so much.

Fucked a girl on coke & X at her birthday party, dumped a load in her, while later she had a kid, fucker looks just like me. She was too fucked up and never even remembered we had sex. Stupidfuck boyfriend thought it was his and married her.

watched my mom get fucked by two friends whilst she was passed out drunk

Just went up to their porch and knocked on the door (no response), so I just twisted the door-knob and went inside.

>be me
>be 14
>learn about the Holocaust in history
>find out Hitler did stuff before his Reich
>notbad.jpg
>later that day go home
>eating dinner with dad and sister
>we talk about what we learned in school like a bunch of white people
>mention the Holocaust
>say the dreaded words to my jew family
>"Hitler wasn't all that bad."
>get slapped by sister
>get lectured by dad
>mfw I'll never be able to live this down

how does it make you feel that you are probably this kids dad?

took my sisters vibrating mickey mouse light up toy and shoved it up the bum

Why?

didn't join in? pussy.

I jerked off on the back of my friend's 7 year old sister while she was asleep (no shirt on) during a sleepover when I was 14. I still don't understand how she managed to sleep through it, especially the cleanup.

You fucking monster

Topkek

I was held down and molested.
Shit sucked. Still scares me to this day.

Sometimes I shudder and other times I cry about it

Started the banana meme

you know you liked it fag

>Go to party with friends and meet this blonde girl. She gets hammered while I'm sitting down drinking water (because haram) and then all of a sudden comes onto me. Takes me upstairs to the toilets and we fuck.

Got my girl drunk once and tag teamed her

Letting my dog lick my dick and sucking her nipples.

Vanilla as fuck, fagit

I had unprotected sex with my little brother's girlfriend (now fiancee) 4 times early on while they were dating.

It's completely over, mostly because she got fat as hell after the engagement, but I still feel a little bad about it.

Dat quints Bro

i didnt stop them either for that reason

beat and tortured mum and dads poodle when i was about 16, animal survived but i couldnt explain the broken tooth so i lied and said a motorbike hit it.
i pray for forgiveness as often as i remember

Why didn't you just steal them and dispose of them safely far away?

Like she would even notice on pair of missing panties plus plausible deniability up the ass.

16 is certainly old enough to be able to think logically.

i'd be a lot more pissed at you if it was a cute dog, but fuck poodles. That yappy little shit probably deserved it.

Mega edgelord!

Nice one ^

I hopeyou get AIDS

ITT: 'edgy' attention seeking, low self-esteem, kids
>pic related

Everyone has edge
Edge edge edge

Edge-edge-edge-edge edge edge

You are confusing poodles with miniature and toy poodles.

Full sized poodles are amazing dogs bred for hunting and retrieving. The miniaturized ones are the ones that blow ass.

Here is a picture of a Standard Poodle without that retarded hair cut.

>be me
>little shitface as a kid, parents still love me
>buy me Red Rider pellet gun for christmas one year
>Yadunfuckedup.jpg
>Go on a massive small animal killing spree
>4 squirrels, countless lizards, 15 or so birds, and even a fish once
>Forget about it for years
>At parents house at 19, find pellet gun in closet
>Take it out, remember everything
>flashbacks.gif
>Go outside and shoot a bird for keks, bury it in my little cemetary
>Kept pellet gun, still kill annoying fucking birds in the morning because I hate their stupid chirping

I'm 26 now and I still use that damned thing to fuck up those assholes.

This is gold

you should feel ashamed for this blatant samefagging.

The thread is supposed to be what you're ashamed of anyway, not things you are clearly proud of. Fuck off

same fagging
but i can relate

shoot yourself in the ass with it. just for the lulz

>be me while ago
>19 years old
>Female friend and i just fucking around
>She starts crying
>wtf.jpg
>tells me she has been molested by her dad
>(i got anger issues)
>i got bad shit crazy and tell her i will kill him.
>took a baseball bat to her house.
>walk into father and start to fucking beat him.
>broke his jaw, hip and right hand + fingers.
>Got arrested
>police asked me why i did it.
>'because she told me he molested her'
>got 3 months jail and a big ass fine


Later found out that she lied and just wanted to tell a fucked up story about him because he didn't want to buy a longboard.
Now me and him are cool, she got pregnant and moved away.

(Srry for bad english)

>Be looking after ex gf's house/dog while fam was on holiday.
>Ex's mom was hot as fuck.
>Found her vibrator in her underwear draw.
>Put on a pair of her sexy high waisted panties and a bra.
>Went on omegle in ex's room, started whacking it and dildoing ass. Talking literally pounding the shit out of myself with vibrator.
>dog walks in like shit wadup.
>Starts licking my exposed scrotum
>Still on omegle.
>Cum buckets
>Suck dildo clean and put it back without washing properly.
8/10 would do again

Do you live in Russia?

Raped my neighbors dog one night

I shot my brother with it as a kid. No fucking thanks those things make you hurt like no other. Had to take the pellet out of his thigh with tweezers. Gave him my old Game Boy to keep him quiet. Parents never found out, kek

I shot my college roommate in the sole of his foot point blank with one and all I had to do to smooth things over with him was get him a beer from the fridge. You got ripped off user.

>tied and gagged my sister to her bed one night
>scissored her like mad
>hated myself for it
>almost blacked out from orgasm

my brother killed like 3 - 4 cats when he was younger and he turned out some what normal.

I bullied a kid in elementary after he put a booger on me. thats the worst I can think of.

I betrayed a friends trust by telling the GF of his that he was cheating. I wasnt out of pussy, just hated people breaking my moral code.

Nope. The Netherlands

You know those do not remove under penalty of law tags they put on mattresses? Well I cut one of them off. I got a bad temper.

Stealth?

What think of Netherlands DLC?

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WITNESSED

That's actually only for the seller.

How old were you?