I had this exact same thought. Would Sup Forums go to a hooters that only had traps?

I had this exact same thought. Would Sup Forums go to a hooters that only had traps?

So a regular gay bar?

Except with only pretty trap girls. It's more targeted than a gay bar.

You believe thoy would get eny business if they amed for Sup Forums tards who never leave their basement

Don't you think they'd leave the basement if this place existed near them?

I wouldn't

Told you

Sucks. Thought it would've been a great business venture to target an obscure audience that doesn't even leave their fuckin house.

this is a Sup Forums "trap"

a whole restaurant full of nonpassable sweaty beardshadowed guys?

fucking NO

only 1/1000 people who post in trap threads are passable

...

>girls

I'm talkin like girls like this.
Kinda passable but would still dick.

thats clearly a dude

ever heard a trap talk?

they either have a deep man voice or they have a horrid fake squeaky voice they think girls sound like

So you like cute boys.
It's called being gay, it's not a new thing.

Would ya still dick?

no, im not desperate, if i want to fuck a trap id find a passable one
not some dude with long hair

No one said they would be pretty. The average "trap" doesn't look very convincing.

It's a shame there aren't enough passable trannies for this to be lucrative.

That's because hormone therapy is only given to adults and not children. If it were given to children before puberty, trannies wouldn't look any different from average females.

sounds like a salty hon

Oh I know.
I'm the tranny from

they are called gay bars, you futurecuck virgin fapaddict. traps are gay men, that is where they go, fool.

Oh, so you were saying you're kinda passable and that you want to dick yourself?

Fucking pathetic bro

That's just generally what I've been told.

That's more for cross dressers.
Like traps legally and medically making an effort to pass.

So whats your excuse for being so nonpassable? starting hrt late?
either way, man face, man body, man shoulders, down syndrome, man hands, no hips

Proof that most Sup Forums "traps" aren't passable

Eh, started hormones at 18.

holy shit, thats the most masculine picture possible

you literally dont look feminine at all

Must have been online stuff, that'd explain why you aren't passable.

Kinda got a dyke face going, yeah.
Nope. Got em from a doctor who specializes in LGBT patients.

That's too bad, and not a dyke face, a guy face. You LITERALLY don't have any feminine features.

as in you don't "kinda look andro" or "looks a little bit femmy", you just straight up look like a dude

a pink shirt and yoga pants doesnt make you look feminine, it makes you look like you're a dude in yoga pants and a pink shirt

this

Imagine the clientel, skinny white dudes in their late 20s with trench coats and guns and roses t-shirts. All too afraid to speak to real women, priceless

I can appreciate honest feedback ;^) thanks.
I'd like to see that in action.

thats just this dude

No, I have no interest in seeing men dressed like women.

Don't hormones work on the voice?

They do not. No variant of them do.
Gotta get speech training for that.

hell no

are you sure? because your voice gets deeper during puberty...

Traps are just dudes with tits. Most gay guys love tits. OP is actually a fag.

...

Hey! That's pretty good!

Most straight guys dislike vagina. Must be actual fags.

Uhm no...
Traps are just plain old dudes, yes dudes, who dress up like girls...
Not all traps have tits and if they do they ain't traps anymore they some sort of trans.
Dudes, with penises and girl clothes, THATS ALL.
/thread

hello mister can i get you something?

First off, trap is a derogatory term. Second off, if a Hooters only had "traps", then you wouldn't be able to disginguish it from a Hooters that didn't. The entire (again, bad) point of the term trap is that YOU DON'T KNOW the person has a penis until you're about to have sex. That they "trapped" you with deception.

ehh, its not that you dont look lik a woman its that the kind of woman you look like is a raging bull dyke

>Traps are just plain old dudes, yes dudes, who dress up like girls...
That's crossdressing.

shouldnt it be called a "Troopers" then?

He has pictures where he does look kinda andro, that one just isn't a great one.

No.

So there's no such thing as a real trap?

How the fuck did you come to that conclusion

moot?

OP here.
By traps I meant either
A: passable trannies that still have dicks.
Or B:
Femboys who like crossdressing.

Both would have to be able to pass for chicks.

Because there are no passable traps.

i want the picture lol

I guess I can't take good pictures :/

really like the hair, and good job on that super diet btw

1) traps are by definition passable.
2) yes there are

Thanks. Any feedback is good feedback. I need to start trying to look like a chick.

If you're blind, sure.

do you wear any makeup?

10/10 keep going

Yeah they might make themselves look passable by going through some ridiculous therapy
But still guys in girls clothes
Hence you've fallen for the trap,
dick

Not usually. ^^^ is an average day for me.

Do you work a a target?

HOW you take the pictures isn't the problem dude

No, because I'm not gay

you look more like a guy withou glasses tho

I should give a resounding "no shit yes."
So I've been told.

Holy projection

It would be either
>A secret honey trap to gas degenerates
or
>A jewish house of horrors designed to further cuck and queerify Sup Forumstard faggots.
Prove me wrong

Well if a tranny ran it it wouldn't be either of those things. As lon as the tranny wasn't a kike.

Who says they haven't already? You wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Bulges in the skirts. Never seen that.
I wonder if a hooters would even hire me or a pre-op tranny.

Lol. Guess all the break rooms look the same

I guess you working at target too? What are your hours like right now? Mine are shit.

bullshit, i saw this picture on a fat hate tread

traps are boys who look like girls

transgender females are people born as men, who identify as women, taking hormone therapy, having surgeries, etc

He just has been posting a lot lately, it was posted in a trans discussion thread right before the fat hate thread too.

Also, I apparently need a life.

Yes you would, most people can tell the difference easily.

Used to work at one. Got around 30 a week. 35 if I was lucky and 40 every blue moon or so.

Show us your puss.

My bad
Yep. I have. It's fun putting my face everywhere.
Don't have one.

No.
>why?
Cuz I'm not a faggot who likes men dressed like women.

I'd only get that much during the holidays. Completely empty schedule and I get 15 hrs. Some bullshit right there.

every target breakroom has that microwave.

target insurance covers transition :)

I'm on my WASP family insurance right now. Maybe when they finally decide to kick me out I'll take those benefits.
Would rather just enlist in the army though. I hear TRICARE is gonna start covering that shit.
It's literally 30 bucks a month w/o insurance for what I take tho.

Do you have kik?

HeartlessAutomaton

That's my ID.

Considering how polluted this place is on a daily basis, I guarantee at least a third of Sup Forums would be there opening day.

And closing day.

In one sitting.

ITT We take a shot everytime someone says "passable" like it is a standard and not a biased perversion.
>alcohol poisoning

Kek
Feminist? True standards are high, but like, I should at least look like I'm trying right?

Holy fuck, up close you look like a young Rick moranis

>tfw you look like a young Rick Moranis