What do?

What do?

Tell her about our lord and savior king dong

Read your book and shut the fuck up.

picture of penis with girl on background

RE ROLL

She woke up.. And there are people right now. Waiting for my chance.

Tell her you are passing on a random act of kindness, then ask her what she would like from the bar.

Buy her it.

Talk to her like a human being.

Ask her out on a date.

whip out your dong and strtplaying with it, somehow make it such that she sees it, but not too obvious, like she happens to see it but you were not displaying it cuz that would be molestation.

take video.
post here.

Dude, I have a girlfriend.

This though, I will try and do

Rape her diseased anus

this has potential

My bad. In that case I vote for you trying to put a sticker on her and get a photo.

> Bonus points if it says Sup Forums

dont be a faggot OP do it

just take out your dick and masturbate in secret

Sit quietly by yourself like a normal person. Don't act like one of those black monkey man who makes women uncomfortable in public by saying "AYY KENNA GETCHO NUMBA DOH?!"

>I have a girlfriend you retard
>not gonna ask her out
>gonna whip out my dick and start jerking it to her. That's k

Shout jejeje jewsejejeje

Questionable

Proof retard

This is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. Because you have a gf you won't ask her out, but you will wip your dick out and chance getting arrested for indecent exposure and who knows what else they might get you for. Your a fucking retard.

Live the Dream Op.

Whip that Dick out

Tell her that you are a time traveler from the future, that she is destined to be the mother of the savior of humanity and you have been sent back to protect her from murder bots sent by the Jews to kill her and her unborn child.

more pics from op?

If this was Facebook I would like this post

Let ur penis out

thats sorta anti-semitic and theres no such thing as time travel.

that also sounds like the plot to the terminator.

Every thing but the Jews lol

You're dumb

Thank you

xD

hehe xd

JIZZNEY XD LOL

politely introduce yourself and ask her if she would kindly pose for some naked pics. or just take more creep shots, yes that will be fine

say hi to r/Sup Forums, bitches

ayy lmfao

Post more pics op. Jesus Christ your slow.

its because he came and his need for thrill is over

im redditor

ill see you on the flip side homie

>MORE KARMA PLSSSSSSSS

o shit waddup

>sorta anti-semitic
>semitic
>no such thing as time travel
hello newfriend

hi but im not new

how long have you been here? 2 months?

try 2 years dog

What's the fucking point of this thread then?

Your shoes weak
Your pants weak
Your shirt weak
I could do this all week

Are you physically attractive? If you so, introduce yourself, but only do so once she's awake. If you're unattractive, fuck right off.

Still new.

are you that "lol how do I greentext?" guy?

i dated a jewish girl once and she was giving me head and right as i was about to cum, i pulled my cock out of her mouth and yelled "TIME FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION" and shot 3 ropes on her face.

no regrets

>try 2 years dog
>2 years dog
>dog

>2 years
>dog

Fuck off.

2 years aint newgot a problem? didnt think so bitch

bitch bitch bitch

Cum on her face, obviously. Be careful though. Her arms are still crossed in a way that requires muscles to act so she may not be fully asleep yet.

underage detected

>two years ain't* new

anything post 2010 is new. I've been here since 2011. I'm new and will always be

[greentext] go up and pinch her nipples

im 27 take it easy there neckbeerd

i feel bad for your denial

you think youre anti semiticism is so cool. fuck off

No denial. I just know how this shit works.

... Fucking 9fag le reddit army

...

this roll

B-but it is

...

>implying to know how Sup Forums "is"
>been here for less than 4 years.

Yeah no.

Stop trying so hard.

Reee

Ops gone

What industry do you work in then?
Do you get min. wage?
Is McDonald's clean?

2011-2016 is 5 years, lrn2maths. You pick up some shit in 5 years.

Fuck you. There.

...

Sit behind her and her off into her hair.

think about everything you ever did wrong starting with making this thread and working backwards

bump

Some shit, yes. Still doesn't mean you know how "this shit" works. Faggot.

New as fuck you faggot.
Anything newer than at least 7 is absolute cancer

oh

Deliver something new op.

>do shit for fun
>keep good opinions to self
>mods=gods
>call eachother names for self betterment
I know kid. I know.

...

Uhm.. what?
Not sure if bait or just straight up retarded

Show penor, take picture

Kill yourself

You son of a bitch

...

Fuck you m8

>File
d

Suck my dick

Straight up retard. But I know how this shit works.

fuck you.

Dubs say, do it faggot

Dubs

Faggot

nice dubs.
asshole

>moms already dead

Op here, the train got busy. If it quietens down I will

oh shit

Reeeeee