TFW 22 years old loser

>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working

Please help me...

How can I become normal?

You seem to be doing better than most Canadian men, I wouldn't complain

commit crime

let me know if you need a guy in the U.S. .........

Seems risky in the US

Wouldn't you have to suck Tyrones cock?

you're assuming i'd get caught

Isn't that what everyone says?

I don't know just seems easier and safer longterm to build something legit and not worry about SWAT busting down your door. I mean have any of the rich as fuck people committed blatant crime? Don't think so

ok well i'm just trying to help you

just be urself xD

I know lad but crime seems more like a short term thing.

i thought that was your plan,
or has it changed?

>this thread again
is this thread eternal? Will it ever die?

I'm not sure.

I suppose it could be a good way to "kickstart" a legit business. But I'm a little on the fence about it.

do you have any talents?
i mean, you post the same thread on here multiples times a day despite several bans i'm sure, so you have some perseverance at least

Are you the driver license guy?

I may or may not have funded my lifestyle with certain things for a certain period of time

But I don't know if I want to go back to it.

>the shadows were strong on his face
>you couldn't make out the mysterious person standing in the distance
>"what do you mean? If I ever need a guy?"
>the mysterious person carefully lifted his head in the dark
>his mouth became illuminated in the dark revealing an acknowledging smile
>"Heh.."
>the mysterious man disappeared in the shadows

i almost fell into the "game" a few weeks back
glad i stayed out of it

heh... nothin' personell, kid.

are you this guy? :

*sweating intensifies*

you (You)'d me in two separate threads
that makes us pals

>tfw user America would have been the best friend ever
>tfw the friendship stopped with a reply on Sup Forums

Please stop posting this monthly.

>monthly
You mean bi hourly?