Hey Sup Forums, should i join the marines or the sas? i heard both are powerful but i'm not sure which

hey Sup Forums, should i join the marines or the sas? i heard both are powerful but i'm not sure which.
my gf said men in the army are sexy, so i can join and also make 600k a year. which should i join Sup Forums?

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Just shoot urself. It,ll be the same if someone with ur gullibility actually joined.

fuck you. my brother is a lietenent in the marine force. he said it's hard but i can make it.

You can't just join the sas idiot. £38 grand for a Sgt sas.

i can join the sas if i want to my dad works there

I'm ex-SAS. The worst part about getting in is the initiation, I couldn't sit down for weeks after.

For one you wouldn't be telling anyone

Beat the clock?

Really? What colour is the boathouse in herrrrr-ferd?

buttsecks

Beat The Clock'? 'No1 Song in Heaven' was better.

600k ? Op's a fucking dumbass

>600k
In what, pesos?

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you are liar. my dad is the letuenant General commander of the army green beret force recon seal team delta rangers

Show any proof at all

That sounds more legit than sas boy lol

If you score under 90 on asvab, be prepared to be scrubbing toilets for two years in the army. I seriously doubt you will get into either.

Is this bait?

Hey guys i know what op is talking about, im a army seal speacial recon swcc alpha force squadron 6. We recruit for SAs. Op is a prime candidate as sometimes we recruit nobodies.

Proof? I have to bear the physical testament of my service to this day.

My arse is like a clown's pocket, so there's your proof I'm true SAS, m8ey.

He can't spell lieutenant, so yeah bait..

you think im buffering kid? one call and the entire marine corp coast guard battalion delta six air force will be after you.

Yeah. This is Sup Forums. everything is Sup Forumsait.
>mfw even this comment

I'm still waiting faggot. Bring it on.

Its like a self perpetuating circle

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What she said

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