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>be me, 24, learned mechatronics for automation
>work in company of apprenticeship for 2 years after getting my license
>boss runs profit_optimization.sh only months before my 1-year contract runs out
>motherfucker offers me next 1 year contract with a cutthroat 50€ wage raise
>i initiate GTFO maneuver, just dont sign it.
>motherfucker expected me to sign and is noticeably shocked
>victorious_smile.png
>le me start working for temporary employment agency
>new boss sends me to company producing container cranes
>within 4 months my salary raises to more then 130% of my old cutthroat salary
>good_life.exe
>le me even starts eveningschool to make diplom as technician at eveningschool
>finaly be satisfied with my job (nice co workers and boss, better working hours, over-average salary, basicaly i have it all)

>one warm and sunny saturday morning get on my motorbike to rice it to buddy, gaming session
>drive back
>at one intersection dumb bitch with 2 kids in chrysler PT cruiser stands waiting on the left, i have priority.
>dumb bitch has totaly free sight into the direction at wich i'm approaching the intersection
>dumb bitch is at v=0 for at least 6-8 seconds
>le me about to legitimatly cross intersection
>5 meters before i enter the intersection dumb bitch goes full throttle (me has v=50km/h atm)
>MORTAL_FEAR.PNG
>have absolutly no chance to brake
>instinctivly lean to right a little
>me hits her bumper next to front right fender
>my left leg in between her fender and my motorblock, hit with a large proportion of total impact force
>me beeing hurled over her hood
>touchdown at other side of dumb bitchs cars
>dumb bitchs window is already lowered as i raise my head with the biggest WTF mankind has ever seen in my eyes
>dumb bitch screams multiple times that she didnt see me
>i shout at her how to fuck thats even possible
>dumb bitch gets out of her car and as a dumb bitch does, she unlocks the back doors
>kids on street watching my struggle

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Yez

no bikers are full of shit. you deserved to die shitkid

Fuck dude, I'm wanting to get my first bike soon. That scar is scary as hell. Was there a life-threatening amount of blood loss?

They must have balls to share the road with retards like you with zero protection. Have fun in your fucking taurus.

Women should not be allowed on roads.

...

Doubt this shit. Really doubt that with an accidemt that would cause that scar you would be able to argue with the woman driving. You would be screaming like a little bitch you are you faggot

Feminist spotted

Ill kill anything on the road smaller then my death machine. Fuck bikes.

Fuck you, planet killer.

>be me, 24, learned mechanist for automatron

You would have to catch us first in your slow piece of shit, which is impossible. Have fun buying gas.

those fuckers think they are allowed to do anything on the streets. I fucking hate them and if there is a possibilty to get away without being sued I hit them with my car so they get hurt

you still got your leg so shut up

At least you got some pain meds out of it.

>eply]▶
100% german

You're just jealous your metal cage can't dodge traffic.

When I was a kid I got bit by a hamster. This is my scar.

> le

Stopped reading right there.

Put a fucking band aid on it and stop being a bitch you faggot

bad cuticles/10

do you have any more SEL gifs? OP didn't pretype his story anyway so why not post a few?

>le

What the fuck is this? 2013?

Who the fuck read the hole thing anyway? Just skim and get the jist.

I don't know how it took this long for someone to reply with this.

you don't have to be a feminist to not blindly follow idiodic stereotypes and think women are people

you could have skipped 90% of your shit story and still ended up at the same conclusion...

>continue

No. You got hit by a car while you were on a bike.

Fuck off newfag. Go beg on Tumblr for attention

Learned the hardway not to ride motorcycles noob.

I got this one on a carpet tack when I was 5

Finish your story and your a cunt if you didnt sue her into the stone agr

this pic is eartlier in the timeline then first pic, it is before transplantation of new skin and muscle tissue.

>dumb bitchs kids run onto street
>girl 6yo, boy 8yo.
>i didnt realise yet what happened to my leg
>try to stand up, as i raise my head i look into the little girls eyes
>see the shock in the little girls eyes, she turns arround and runs away
>guess because she has seen the blood i didnt see yet, maybe it only was my pain drawen face
>i realise i cant get up and roll to my back
>trying to lift my left leg i see the lower leg is snapped in half, my shoe torn appart and large amounts of blood flowing out
>mfw i realise its an open fracture °____°

>dumb bitch running after the poor little girl
>mfw i realise she will immediatly call an ambulance
>my pulse is insane, vision bluryy hyperventilating
>scream-for-help-in-fear-of-death.exe
>people from nearby church and ice cafe come to help, they call ambulance, calm me and try to allign the parts of lower left leg as good as possible
>hear the horn oüf the ambulance
>KNOCKOUT_BY_MORPHINE_INJECTION.PNG
>hit me like multiple tons of bricks, guess thats the same feeling as shhooting heroin.
>le me finaly in ambulance, stoned like never before and in extreme shock state
>emergency surgery withing next 10 minutes

cont?

He didn't pre type it out obvs

painful/10 continue

yes i needed several blood transfusions
do it, get a bike. most accidents are caused by stupid drivers

like that motherfucker for example

piss off faggot

Cont cunt

Don't see how all this is connected with mechatronics.

Too bad you didn't die biker scum

i got a shitlot of oxycodon, feeling like dr house ^^

i even have the same walking cane, the black carbon one with flames on it (;

Legitimate question OP, do you walk around with a cane and pop pain pills because if so you could be the House of robots or whatever the hell it is you do.

for the love of god, stop with the
>le
or im gonna go and cut of your "leg" again

Odds of getting into a collision skyrocket as the size of the city you plan to ride in grows.

Do you live in a small town?

It's not to say that could not avoid a collision with a car, but having to drive for everyone around you is an absolute must.

>scream-for-help-in-fear-of-death.exe
that means you weren't as near to death as you think. if you can scream it's not that bad.

yeah i drive without any accidents since im 16, then that dumb bitch comes along and ruins my leg. now i am the scum.

enormous intellectual performance you demonstrate right here.

Kek what perfect timing

will you stop writing "le" everywhere you fucking cum guzzling reddit faggot

Put a pneumatic actuator for your leg.

If you're prone to road rage, you're not a good candidate either. I swerve to miss cars being driven by people that aren't paying attention all the time, and my heart rate only barely rises with each incident. I don't take it personally.

Fuck that's disgusting, cut your fucking toenails.

lol, idiot. i want to see you with muliple 3rd degree open fractures. you know that you bleed to deathg within maximum half an hour

good for you
it only got worse

Noice.

>you don't have to be a feminist to not blindly follow idiodic stereotypes and think women are people


It's not a stereotype if it is fact. Women should be charged more for liability insurance, but instead everyone simply pays more - because muh equality.
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I dont know that feel man but good luck get well soon OP

Shit sucks mate, sorry to hear you got pretty fucked up thanks to a soccer mom.

Any hope of riding again? I know you'd probably be restricted to automatics if it was your left leg, but I guess it's better than nothing.

How bad was your bike? What were you riding?

Go back to whatever SJW place you came from faggot.

my sentiments exactly

>half an hour
so about double the time it takes for an ambulance to arrive in the worst case scenario.
i have been the first helper in a few cases, everyone that could still scream survived, the one that couldn't died at the way to the hospital. one of the first thing you will learn as a paramedic is that the likeliness of surviving can be seen by how awake somebody is right after the accident. adrenaline also slows bleeding in a way you wouldn't imagine if you have never seen it.
i saw a dude with an open fracture of his upper thigh that was still conscious when the helicopter arrived. he didn't lose a lot of blood until the shock wore off.

SJW? uhhh huhh

wtf is it with hamster bites? most of my other childhood scars are faded to almost zero, but the hamster scar on my pinkie is still vivid and lumpy

SJWs do not typically use statistics and facts to back up their claims though, because it undermines their narrative and underlying supremacy firmware.

Are you inbred? Social Justice Warrior. Otherwise known as cuck, faggot or inbred neckbeard. Want me to use it in another sentence?

Some of them are pretty fucking advanced and pull polls out their asses. Who cares.

>helper
wow your office first aid course was real thorough

>shock stops bleeding
Let's induce it in all patients that are hemorrhaging

Are you eating the crack, or smoking it? did you parents drop you on your head repeatedly, or were you raised in a no parent home?

These are valid questions in this particular case.

Your butthurtedness is showing.

my mother fell and broke her knee last august and it took paramedics 40 minutes to get to us. we live 10 minutes from the nearest hospital btw.

Yes fucking continue

yes cont pls im legit interested what happened

pic is inside of my left heel

>i wake up in sick pains,over the next 12 hours they give me shit lots of morphine doesnt help, noob doctors dont know why
>based doctor comes and diagnoses compartment syndrome
>emergency surgery within next hour
>compartment syndrome means that a high amount of wound secretion is trapped within skin that surrounds the muscles in your leg
>can swell until your muscles burst so they cut it open to let the ichor flow out.
>attached a vacuum pump to sponges that fills out the holes of missing tissue (muscle and skin)
>the pump keeps pumping for 2 weeks, arround 1/3 liter a day
>the external screws and pipes in my leg keep the bones in place during that period
>talking to my lawyer
>DUMB BITCH DIDNT EVEN REPORT THE ACCIDENT TO HER INSURANCE COMPANY
>i dont know if she trying to pull off some shit to get out of her responsibility
>in fact she was just a dumb bitch who stuck her head ion the sand

they won't rush if it isn't life threatening. my friends daughter almost severed her toe after something heavy dropped on it, amberlamps wouldn't even come, told us to take a cab.

i worked in a place for some extreme sport where we get lots of injured people.
unfortunately shock doesn't hold up long. and it doesn't stop everything.

I smell a policy lawsuit!

Socialists are the biggest cuckolds on the planet, decidedly giving up all control to government officials - who cuck them repeatedly.

The named cuckold for the socialist/social justice person fits, because even though they get used and walked on, they come out on the other side with a smile on their faces, like the french.

my mom had a heart attack cops show up 30 minutes, call 911 cops come they do their emergency care till ambulance can come to take her to hospital.

at hospital they say they did their best but she's dead.

month later get a $3,000 bill from hospital for her care. she was there less than 5 minutes and died.

i hate this country.

Have you been cucked several times? Were you fucked up the ass by a horse? These are also valid questions.
Either way you might answer them, you're still a faggot.

Jesus, put a warning on that shit. This ain't a gore thread.

dude last thread vanished i already typed the complete first post so i made a new thread.

and people seem to enjoy reading it. so... you dont even need to shut the fuck up, give me more bumps

Kannste den noch laufen?

Dead people don't pay bills.

You asked for it. I love bikes, but permit tests are waaaaaay to lax in my country and a lot of people use influence to get them. Every moron and woman wants a car, but driving isn't for all men and it sure as hell isn't for women. Women have poor to nonexistent orientation and environment awareness because they never had to hunt for them to develop these traits. They get in less accidents true, but that's because they know they are shit and they're afraid so they are more careful. Still doesen't change the fact that they're shit at it. OP I think it's entirely possible that she didn't see you.

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>le

they sent the bill to her but after i called they forwarded it to me.

Here's the thing about bikes. They're awesome, but other drivers are dicks. At some point you're going to come off it, and it's going to fucking hurt.

ja ich kann inzwischen wieder laufen. gehstock hilft (;

thank you for your vague answers, we all believe you now

>missing the point

>Have you been cucked several times?
A: never.

>Were you fucked up the ass by a horse?
A: never.

Your failure to answer my questions means you were probably dropped on your head repeatedly, but really don't feel like talking about it.

I'll let you vent if you feel it's necessary.

SJWs often feel like their lives are being controlled by others. This is classic SJW behavior. We call this an "external locus of control", it's popular among black lives matter, feminists, muslims, and white SJWs.

They give us all the control we never even asked for.

damn .. the job ..

>if you can scream it's not that bad

Watch out guys, we've got a fucking badass in the thread.

Oh mein gott, die doppels sagen es wird Deutsch

>give me more bumps

what is sage?

Wait if she didn't report it then isn't it a hit and run?

It's like these dubs, sort of, but not really.

>implying i care if you believe me
it's fucking Sup Forums nigger, why would i care?
what was the point then? OP said he though he was gonna die, given how conscious he was no wonder he didn't.

Motorcycle faggot gets in a wreak, this happens every day motofag.

No one cares, many of us like it.

You have to be a complete fucking moron to go on public highways on a fucking bike. You deserve what you got.

My only regret is no one filmed it for a wreaked thread.

tell the nurses to cut your fucking, filthy bear claws

No it's a hit and run if she flees the scene. Her insurance company won't like that she didn't report it to them but it's not a "hit and run."

>Wait if she didn't report it then isn't it a hit and run?

If she hits and flees the scene of the collision -avoiding interaction with officials and failing to give aid to injured - it is hit and run.

You should be able to get all the scene info, right? No cameras? There were witnesses at the least.

But fuck, man, I'm sorry about your leg. That's too much for anyone, I hope you recover the best you can mate

Got it, thanks.