>be me, 24, learned mechatronics for automation >work in company of apprenticeship for 2 years after getting my license >boss runs profit_optimization.sh only months before my 1-year contract runs out >motherfucker offers me next 1 year contract with a cutthroat 50€ wage raise >i initiate GTFO maneuver, just dont sign it. >motherfucker expected me to sign and is noticeably shocked >victorious_smile.png >le me start working for temporary employment agency >new boss sends me to company producing container cranes >within 4 months my salary raises to more then 130% of my old cutthroat salary >good_life.exe >le me even starts eveningschool to make diplom as technician at eveningschool >finaly be satisfied with my job (nice co workers and boss, better working hours, over-average salary, basicaly i have it all)
>one warm and sunny saturday morning get on my motorbike to rice it to buddy, gaming session >drive back >at one intersection dumb bitch with 2 kids in chrysler PT cruiser stands waiting on the left, i have priority. >dumb bitch has totaly free sight into the direction at wich i'm approaching the intersection >dumb bitch is at v=0 for at least 6-8 seconds >le me about to legitimatly cross intersection >5 meters before i enter the intersection dumb bitch goes full throttle (me has v=50km/h atm) >MORTAL_FEAR.PNG >have absolutly no chance to brake >instinctivly lean to right a little >me hits her bumper next to front right fender >my left leg in between her fender and my motorblock, hit with a large proportion of total impact force >me beeing hurled over her hood >touchdown at other side of dumb bitchs cars >dumb bitchs window is already lowered as i raise my head with the biggest WTF mankind has ever seen in my eyes >dumb bitch screams multiple times that she didnt see me >i shout at her how to fuck thats even possible >dumb bitch gets out of her car and as a dumb bitch does, she unlocks the back doors >kids on street watching my struggle
no bikers are full of shit. you deserved to die shitkid
Grayson Morales
Fuck dude, I'm wanting to get my first bike soon. That scar is scary as hell. Was there a life-threatening amount of blood loss?
Joseph Lee
They must have balls to share the road with retards like you with zero protection. Have fun in your fucking taurus.
Thomas Rodriguez
Women should not be allowed on roads.
Jeremiah Wright
...
Brayden Baker
Doubt this shit. Really doubt that with an accidemt that would cause that scar you would be able to argue with the woman driving. You would be screaming like a little bitch you are you faggot
Hudson Lopez
Feminist spotted
Brandon Baker
Ill kill anything on the road smaller then my death machine. Fuck bikes.
Grayson Allen
Fuck you, planet killer.
Isaac Jones
>be me, 24, learned mechanist for automatron
Daniel Perez
You would have to catch us first in your slow piece of shit, which is impossible. Have fun buying gas.
Michael Miller
those fuckers think they are allowed to do anything on the streets. I fucking hate them and if there is a possibilty to get away without being sued I hit them with my car so they get hurt
William Edwards
you still got your leg so shut up
Daniel Ross
At least you got some pain meds out of it.
Kevin Lee
>eply]▶ 100% german
Jackson Myers
You're just jealous your metal cage can't dodge traffic.
Oliver Adams
When I was a kid I got bit by a hamster. This is my scar.
Justin Wood
> le
Stopped reading right there.
Henry James
Put a fucking band aid on it and stop being a bitch you faggot
Colton Anderson
bad cuticles/10
David Ortiz
do you have any more SEL gifs? OP didn't pretype his story anyway so why not post a few?
Julian Cox
>le
What the fuck is this? 2013?
Logan Wright
Who the fuck read the hole thing anyway? Just skim and get the jist.
Cameron Cruz
I don't know how it took this long for someone to reply with this.
Parker Cook
you don't have to be a feminist to not blindly follow idiodic stereotypes and think women are people
Alexander Morales
you could have skipped 90% of your shit story and still ended up at the same conclusion...
>continue
No. You got hit by a car while you were on a bike.
Fuck off newfag. Go beg on Tumblr for attention
Mason Martin
Learned the hardway not to ride motorcycles noob.
Carter King
I got this one on a carpet tack when I was 5
Jacob Jones
Finish your story and your a cunt if you didnt sue her into the stone agr
Jacob Evans
this pic is eartlier in the timeline then first pic, it is before transplantation of new skin and muscle tissue.
>dumb bitchs kids run onto street >girl 6yo, boy 8yo. >i didnt realise yet what happened to my leg >try to stand up, as i raise my head i look into the little girls eyes >see the shock in the little girls eyes, she turns arround and runs away >guess because she has seen the blood i didnt see yet, maybe it only was my pain drawen face >i realise i cant get up and roll to my back >trying to lift my left leg i see the lower leg is snapped in half, my shoe torn appart and large amounts of blood flowing out >mfw i realise its an open fracture °____°
>dumb bitch running after the poor little girl >mfw i realise she will immediatly call an ambulance >my pulse is insane, vision bluryy hyperventilating >scream-for-help-in-fear-of-death.exe >people from nearby church and ice cafe come to help, they call ambulance, calm me and try to allign the parts of lower left leg as good as possible >hear the horn oüf the ambulance >KNOCKOUT_BY_MORPHINE_INJECTION.PNG >hit me like multiple tons of bricks, guess thats the same feeling as shhooting heroin. >le me finaly in ambulance, stoned like never before and in extreme shock state >emergency surgery withing next 10 minutes
cont?
Christopher Myers
He didn't pre type it out obvs
Nathaniel Diaz
painful/10 continue
Ryder Adams
yes i needed several blood transfusions do it, get a bike. most accidents are caused by stupid drivers
like that motherfucker for example
James Howard
piss off faggot
Ayden Diaz
Cont cunt
Eli Sanders
Don't see how all this is connected with mechatronics.
John Williams
Too bad you didn't die biker scum
Brandon Jones
i got a shitlot of oxycodon, feeling like dr house ^^
i even have the same walking cane, the black carbon one with flames on it (;
Logan Martinez
Legitimate question OP, do you walk around with a cane and pop pain pills because if so you could be the House of robots or whatever the hell it is you do.
James Moore
for the love of god, stop with the >le or im gonna go and cut of your "leg" again
Kayden Harris
Odds of getting into a collision skyrocket as the size of the city you plan to ride in grows.
Do you live in a small town?
It's not to say that could not avoid a collision with a car, but having to drive for everyone around you is an absolute must.
Brandon Bennett
>scream-for-help-in-fear-of-death.exe that means you weren't as near to death as you think. if you can scream it's not that bad.
Caleb Mitchell
yeah i drive without any accidents since im 16, then that dumb bitch comes along and ruins my leg. now i am the scum.
enormous intellectual performance you demonstrate right here.
Gabriel Nelson
Kek what perfect timing
Adam Rogers
will you stop writing "le" everywhere you fucking cum guzzling reddit faggot
Michael Lee
Put a pneumatic actuator for your leg.
Kevin Richardson
If you're prone to road rage, you're not a good candidate either. I swerve to miss cars being driven by people that aren't paying attention all the time, and my heart rate only barely rises with each incident. I don't take it personally.
Carter Richardson
Fuck that's disgusting, cut your fucking toenails.
Christopher Green
lol, idiot. i want to see you with muliple 3rd degree open fractures. you know that you bleed to deathg within maximum half an hour
Ayden Allen
good for you it only got worse
Aiden Lewis
Noice.
David Ramirez
>you don't have to be a feminist to not blindly follow idiodic stereotypes and think women are people
I dont know that feel man but good luck get well soon OP
Cooper Foster
Shit sucks mate, sorry to hear you got pretty fucked up thanks to a soccer mom.
Any hope of riding again? I know you'd probably be restricted to automatics if it was your left leg, but I guess it's better than nothing.
How bad was your bike? What were you riding?
Hunter Lee
Go back to whatever SJW place you came from faggot.
Andrew Reyes
my sentiments exactly
Colton Reed
>half an hour so about double the time it takes for an ambulance to arrive in the worst case scenario. i have been the first helper in a few cases, everyone that could still scream survived, the one that couldn't died at the way to the hospital. one of the first thing you will learn as a paramedic is that the likeliness of surviving can be seen by how awake somebody is right after the accident. adrenaline also slows bleeding in a way you wouldn't imagine if you have never seen it. i saw a dude with an open fracture of his upper thigh that was still conscious when the helicopter arrived. he didn't lose a lot of blood until the shock wore off.
Gavin Kelly
SJW? uhhh huhh
Christian Ramirez
wtf is it with hamster bites? most of my other childhood scars are faded to almost zero, but the hamster scar on my pinkie is still vivid and lumpy
Cameron Gomez
SJWs do not typically use statistics and facts to back up their claims though, because it undermines their narrative and underlying supremacy firmware.
Jack Hernandez
Are you inbred? Social Justice Warrior. Otherwise known as cuck, faggot or inbred neckbeard. Want me to use it in another sentence?
William Cooper
Some of them are pretty fucking advanced and pull polls out their asses. Who cares.
Hudson Gutierrez
>helper wow your office first aid course was real thorough
>shock stops bleeding Let's induce it in all patients that are hemorrhaging
Jayden Morgan
Are you eating the crack, or smoking it? did you parents drop you on your head repeatedly, or were you raised in a no parent home?
These are valid questions in this particular case.
Your butthurtedness is showing.
Matthew Reed
my mother fell and broke her knee last august and it took paramedics 40 minutes to get to us. we live 10 minutes from the nearest hospital btw.
Oliver Walker
Yes fucking continue
Jacob Sanders
yes cont pls im legit interested what happened
Parker Reyes
pic is inside of my left heel
>i wake up in sick pains,over the next 12 hours they give me shit lots of morphine doesnt help, noob doctors dont know why >based doctor comes and diagnoses compartment syndrome >emergency surgery within next hour >compartment syndrome means that a high amount of wound secretion is trapped within skin that surrounds the muscles in your leg >can swell until your muscles burst so they cut it open to let the ichor flow out. >attached a vacuum pump to sponges that fills out the holes of missing tissue (muscle and skin) >the pump keeps pumping for 2 weeks, arround 1/3 liter a day >the external screws and pipes in my leg keep the bones in place during that period >talking to my lawyer >DUMB BITCH DIDNT EVEN REPORT THE ACCIDENT TO HER INSURANCE COMPANY >i dont know if she trying to pull off some shit to get out of her responsibility >in fact she was just a dumb bitch who stuck her head ion the sand
Aiden Morgan
they won't rush if it isn't life threatening. my friends daughter almost severed her toe after something heavy dropped on it, amberlamps wouldn't even come, told us to take a cab.
Jason Johnson
i worked in a place for some extreme sport where we get lots of injured people. unfortunately shock doesn't hold up long. and it doesn't stop everything.
Jaxon Phillips
I smell a policy lawsuit!
Jackson Martin
Socialists are the biggest cuckolds on the planet, decidedly giving up all control to government officials - who cuck them repeatedly.
The named cuckold for the socialist/social justice person fits, because even though they get used and walked on, they come out on the other side with a smile on their faces, like the french.
Cooper Murphy
my mom had a heart attack cops show up 30 minutes, call 911 cops come they do their emergency care till ambulance can come to take her to hospital.
at hospital they say they did their best but she's dead.
month later get a $3,000 bill from hospital for her care. she was there less than 5 minutes and died.
i hate this country.
Isaac Jones
Have you been cucked several times? Were you fucked up the ass by a horse? These are also valid questions. Either way you might answer them, you're still a faggot.
Oliver Foster
Jesus, put a warning on that shit. This ain't a gore thread.
Carson Davis
dude last thread vanished i already typed the complete first post so i made a new thread.
and people seem to enjoy reading it. so... you dont even need to shut the fuck up, give me more bumps
Samuel Torres
Kannste den noch laufen?
Evan Lopez
Dead people don't pay bills.
Noah Watson
You asked for it. I love bikes, but permit tests are waaaaaay to lax in my country and a lot of people use influence to get them. Every moron and woman wants a car, but driving isn't for all men and it sure as hell isn't for women. Women have poor to nonexistent orientation and environment awareness because they never had to hunt for them to develop these traits. They get in less accidents true, but that's because they know they are shit and they're afraid so they are more careful. Still doesen't change the fact that they're shit at it. OP I think it's entirely possible that she didn't see you.
Adam Gray
>lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele >le
Matthew Jones
they sent the bill to her but after i called they forwarded it to me.
Thomas Myers
Here's the thing about bikes. They're awesome, but other drivers are dicks. At some point you're going to come off it, and it's going to fucking hurt.
Tyler Smith
ja ich kann inzwischen wieder laufen. gehstock hilft (;
William Bell
thank you for your vague answers, we all believe you now
>missing the point
Gavin Roberts
>Have you been cucked several times? A: never.
>Were you fucked up the ass by a horse? A: never.
Your failure to answer my questions means you were probably dropped on your head repeatedly, but really don't feel like talking about it.
I'll let you vent if you feel it's necessary.
SJWs often feel like their lives are being controlled by others. This is classic SJW behavior. We call this an "external locus of control", it's popular among black lives matter, feminists, muslims, and white SJWs.
They give us all the control we never even asked for.
Ryder Parker
damn .. the job ..
Gabriel Foster
>if you can scream it's not that bad
Watch out guys, we've got a fucking badass in the thread.
Jaxon Jenkins
Oh mein gott, die doppels sagen es wird Deutsch
Julian Cruz
>give me more bumps
what is sage?
Robert Rogers
Wait if she didn't report it then isn't it a hit and run?
Hunter Harris
It's like these dubs, sort of, but not really.
Josiah Russell
>implying i care if you believe me it's fucking Sup Forums nigger, why would i care? what was the point then? OP said he though he was gonna die, given how conscious he was no wonder he didn't.
Josiah Gutierrez
Motorcycle faggot gets in a wreak, this happens every day motofag.
No one cares, many of us like it.
You have to be a complete fucking moron to go on public highways on a fucking bike. You deserve what you got.
My only regret is no one filmed it for a wreaked thread.
Jackson Hill
tell the nurses to cut your fucking, filthy bear claws
Jaxson Martin
No it's a hit and run if she flees the scene. Her insurance company won't like that she didn't report it to them but it's not a "hit and run."
Adam Hernandez
>Wait if she didn't report it then isn't it a hit and run?
If she hits and flees the scene of the collision -avoiding interaction with officials and failing to give aid to injured - it is hit and run.
Brayden Bell
You should be able to get all the scene info, right? No cameras? There were witnesses at the least.
But fuck, man, I'm sorry about your leg. That's too much for anyone, I hope you recover the best you can mate