0 to 30: you die from a terrible cancer

0 to 30: you die from a terrible cancer
31 to 60: you have an stroke and end up paraplegic for a year then another stroke and finally die
61 to 80: you die from a long horrible disabling illness, you die in complete humiliation shitting yourself with a hose attached to your belly to urinate
81 to 90: you get shot or beaten to death, it takes 30 minutes until you die from blood lose, you can feel how life drains out of you
91 to 99: you die in a bloody accident, some faggot ignorant doctor tries to keep you alive with only prolongs your unbearable pain for a few days more
00: you are Satan incarnation you will never die

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rolling I want to be shot please

satan here 00 gets

WTF!!! how?? kudos Mr Satan

oh fuck thats scary

rolling

I always knew satan was a user of Sup Forums

fuck you satan

oh my

heil to the beast

ok

horrible illness :(

Rool

roll

fucking witnessed

llor

Rolling to learn fate.

Here goes.

rollorama

what if i kil myself right now?

Yep.

lets see how this goes

roll life motha

lets die quickly

rolling for a quick death

>61 to 80: you die from a long horrible disabling illness, you die in complete humiliation shitting yourself with a hose attached to your belly to urinate

holy fuck

isnt he admin?

I Just want to die no matter the cause

Okay, sure

Off by one

reeeee

Give cancer

Rollll

r

Rolling because I want to die

roll

rolllllll

k

rerroll

gayyy

re-re-rroll

rol

aids

Give me the immortality

>53 ▶
> (You)
>re-re-rroll
final one idc

faghit

youtube.com/watch?v=3LGzRXr8yj4

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but how do i know when?

Give me the Zeiss

sasdds

cancer prob

Leggo

roll

I hate you all and nothing would make me happier than to see you die painfully.

am i winner?

Roland

Shit

me

Tell me when I'll die

rawlin

Anything quick

Everyone subscribe to this shit
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Rawling

Rollinski for deathski

Hopefully soon

Wat?

roll

Please.
End it

Rella

Satan get

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