high life edition
/brit/
الله
chicken nigger ftw
I wish I lived there instead of poortherner terraced houses.
collapsechurch
Who else is staying awake to study for their exam in 7 hours?
Nova Scotia will die soon.
end me
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Alright, after quite a while, Reviewbrah leads the poll 10-8.
Isn't that the house from FBDO?
Rolling
leafs and chicken nigger need to fuck off
but its only 7pm how can you sleep now
>town literally named after God and His House
>constantly being swallowed by the Earth
Defo makes one muse
But I voted for reviewbrah...
>there are 8 unilad / buzzfeed """employees""" here
disgusting
black reviewbrah is much cooler than the old one. i'm starting to think black people may just be cooler in general than whites
next time I'm in London I will literally go out and of my way to visit edens chicken cottage in Finsbury park for a £2.50 chicken meal
reviewbrah is a fucking spergy mong wearing a dead man's suit
big up the pengest munch mandem
anyone else just don't care about meme youtube celebs?
ah yes
>be a pretty big guy, some would say overweight but I like to have a big presence
>want to lose weight to get rid of man boobs and man handles
>but don't want to lose muscle or my presence
The fat mans dilemna lads... I mean I'm not really fat, I carry my weight well according to my mother
Very bored. Very bored indeed. *looks out to looooooooiioiiiiioooooooom lookz out the window* Very bored indeed...
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gf just sent me this
not in the slightest. that people here talk about them is cringe as fuck
What's the biggest earthquake you've ridden?
any of the nz posters
if I landed one punch on them
it would be instant curtains
Woke the housemate up who was presumably having sex with gf to come and pick me up from campus
>I carry my weight well according to my mother
She loves you too much to call you the fat ass that you are
PENG
SENPAI
why is bucks in new zealand?
haha lads a young black lad uses excessive british slang
haha what a top lad, let's make him leader of the labour party
I am fresh from the Home Counties. LOLZ! You might say I'm, well... something of a "newbie" to this Pacific scene.
Really tempted to wallop you through the screen you pommie runt
maybe i just don't get it, but a lot of boards seem to love them now
Wew lad
You are gonna shit yourself when NZ gets rocked
erm the labour party voter base is now exclusively rich students who think comrade corbyn is the perfect counter to capitalism sweetie xx
love an old 'thquake to sift out the runty foreigners
why did male singers in the 80s wear makeup?
you don't know where i've been lou
gonna play a spooky game
well shit lads it's been two weeks today since i stepped outside
would heem anyone that says peng the second it left their mouth
glam rock
great banter from are kid
What even does peng mean?
hench post
>in a large office
>relatively quite, just after lunch
>have phone on medium-loud in case I get a call because I have headphones in while doing processing
>hear a loud BLING-BLING from a tinder match
>it's my phone
>see a few eyes peeking over cubicle walls
sweating_pepe.jpg
here
what exam is it? I've got one on linear algebra
Come on then mate... *draws katana which turns into a combination spetum guisarme fauchard billhook* Let's see what you're capable of! But I'll warn ya... I'm one tough cookie! And I won't go easy on you! *finishes charging energy* let's go!! HyaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhhhaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA!!! En garde! *comes at you with a special ninja technique* This...is the way...the kiwi...crumbles!!!! Now....TAAAAKE THIIIIISSSSS!!!!
Well we'll just see haha I'm sure I can handle it but if it happens when I'm in bed or out in the ol streety weeties then by jingo will I have a panic attack and start crying and pissing myself! Haha just spraying hot piss everywhere I will be!
p-p-p-pick up a peng ting
lush post
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kys
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boom post
>fake christmas tree
losing weight despite my catastrophe of a diet lads
down to 10 stone, going to be just a bag of bones before long
finna git sum dat peng munch init
Saw a wasp today
Bit late for them?
erm
Global warming
pingers much more lie
me
Ireland is neither White, Anglo-Saxon or Protestant so that seems unlikely
>why yes I do believe in global warming
Let's just say the gf and I are on some business
unfortunate
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had breakfast cooked for me this morning by the gf
pretty good feeling to know that there might actually be someone on this planet that actually likes me
Why does every northerner online roleplay as a hard man?
Yeah ii feel bout the same bout mub you mum i feel the same bout i feel th same u feel ifeel i feel te s i feel tge i feel the same about your mum
BRICK
I'm a northerner and I'm 5 foot 8 and built like the michelin man
Why does Cornwall exist?
Fuck off mate I will literally end your life in a single dig.
pasties
to serve the needs of its devonian masters
FAR NORTH
I could heem the other kiwi no sweat no sweat at all mate I was voted Buckinghamshire's henchest defender in multiple award ceremonies and I've fought many swans to near death
exeter
You better not be using a reddit flag while you're here
worcester
>Buckinghamshire's henchest defender
dox'd
>tfw 6'4 and build like a fucking rock
could turn any of you dex kiddies hollow in seconds
worcestershire sauce is shit
@every post itt
It occured to me about two thirds of the way through your post that it was in fact not peng, it was just hench
Is there white trash in your countries lads?
I don't know how some of you lads do it, I've got 3-5 /brit/ characters running per thread and some of you do more and make it looks easy.
Only when i get on the ol laptop
You may have heard of me in fact I'm something of an A-lister
Lolz
Yeah just the one lad lolz
ah yes...this will certainly start to make sense at 9am after staying up the night....indeed, I shall definitely not be imbibing bleach anytime between now and then.....certainly not hmm....
Absolutely heemed the self-styled "Rock" without even blinking
yea
me
got parts of things in my yard and everything
you're using it wrong then
whats that sideways M
Remember when the reddit flaggers hung out on the 'sync
They should go back
get ur t9 out
x
would literally deck any of you cunts if I saw you irl