Met this girl on tinder last week

>met this girl on tinder last week
>came over to my house yesterday
>ate her out, she came, rode my dick
>wants to come over again
>Have work
>wat do

pic related

also

Get tested

does her name start with an m?

enjoy your aids

"I have work, maybe later."

Tell her to come to work and fuck her in the toilet or something

this

no a k

Any more?

>call in work
>"feeling sick"
>put on best sick impression, coughs ang "ughs" and shit
>fuck all day

I would tell u but I can't get a girl

Have her bring you some chicken tendies to work, nut in her, have her queef the nut out on the chicken tendies, take pics, post 'em on Sup Forums

katie right?

yeah lol

yeah, roll for em
dubs or 37

Rollin

rolling

Ok rolling

you in colorado?

Roll

Dubs

Winner

roll

>quit

Roll

...

roll

Here are your dubs

37 get

...

Come over after work.

More please

Do people actually meet up on Tinder?
I always thought it was a sort of joke.

Rolling for more

rolling
more please

How is her ass?

Moar

Me too, I've also messed with a bunch of chicks and some even take it seriously. I somehow managed to arrange a date with someone by literally acting all kebab and the heaviest slang I can possibly even construct with the help of 2 other friends. I didn't show up because there is literally no way she actually took that hookup seriously

Get tested for AIDS

37 winner

get checked for STDs at earliest convenience, tinder is bad

hairy as a silverback gorilla

...

kek

her ass is fuckin nice

64 now

Rolling for ass

tinder isn't bad...the skanks that use it are...but skanks have their uses too.

>thinking hooking up on tinder is a joke

Lmao wut? It's fucking easy to get laid through tinder if you can't get a hookup then you're either extremely socially retarded or pretty ugly/fat

I'd rather masturbate with Ben Gay.

Rolling

ass-squatch?

like giving out STDs, get checked bro.

who is he?

anyone who doesn't bag it up is asking for it

Ass please

>who is he?

Trips speak da truth. Tried it out cuz my friends told me how easy it was. Didn't work for my ugly ass...not even with some fatties

I guess bro, still safer than sorry though

ASS!

G UNIT ROLLINGGGG

Would easily be in the top 5 chick I'd bang if it was me.

>nice legs
>under 200 pounds.

Yeah my standards are pretty low

no doubt but a little protection doesn't hurt. beats the hell out of genital warts and HIV

sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I spent the day with 6 MILFs helping out at a local school. not a bad day.

doggy style shot

/thread

for autism

Funniest post of the day

She's ugly and looks busted, I'd get my shit tested. Also posting pictures like that, what were you thinking going for that?

Fevs is that you?!

show anus

>Fevs
?

She looks like Iggy Azalea. If Iggy Azalea's parents owned a cake shop.

Sorta like a dog just wanting to fuck whatever arse it sniffs innit?

Also, forgot to post her Kik:
xox.kaitlin.xox