>met this girl on tinder last week
>came over to my house yesterday
>ate her out, she came, rode my dick
>wants to come over again
>Have work
>wat do
pic related
>met this girl on tinder last week
>came over to my house yesterday
>ate her out, she came, rode my dick
>wants to come over again
>Have work
>wat do
pic related
also
Get tested
does her name start with an m?
enjoy your aids
"I have work, maybe later."
Tell her to come to work and fuck her in the toilet or something
this
no a k
Any more?
>call in work
>"feeling sick"
>put on best sick impression, coughs ang "ughs" and shit
>fuck all day
I would tell u but I can't get a girl
Have her bring you some chicken tendies to work, nut in her, have her queef the nut out on the chicken tendies, take pics, post 'em on Sup Forums
katie right?
yeah lol
yeah, roll for em
dubs or 37
Rollin
rolling
Ok rolling
you in colorado?
Roll
Dubs
Winner
roll
>quit
Roll
...
roll
Here are your dubs
37 get
...
Come over after work.
More please
Do people actually meet up on Tinder?
I always thought it was a sort of joke.
Rolling for more
rolling
more please
How is her ass?
Moar
Me too, I've also messed with a bunch of chicks and some even take it seriously. I somehow managed to arrange a date with someone by literally acting all kebab and the heaviest slang I can possibly even construct with the help of 2 other friends. I didn't show up because there is literally no way she actually took that hookup seriously
Get tested for AIDS
37 winner
get checked for STDs at earliest convenience, tinder is bad
hairy as a silverback gorilla
...
kek
her ass is fuckin nice
64 now
Rolling for ass
tinder isn't bad...the skanks that use it are...but skanks have their uses too.
>thinking hooking up on tinder is a joke
Lmao wut? It's fucking easy to get laid through tinder if you can't get a hookup then you're either extremely socially retarded or pretty ugly/fat
I'd rather masturbate with Ben Gay.
Rolling
ass-squatch?
like giving out STDs, get checked bro.
who is he?
anyone who doesn't bag it up is asking for it
Ass please
>who is he?
Trips speak da truth. Tried it out cuz my friends told me how easy it was. Didn't work for my ugly ass...not even with some fatties
I guess bro, still safer than sorry though
ASS!
G UNIT ROLLINGGGG
Would easily be in the top 5 chick I'd bang if it was me.
>nice legs
>under 200 pounds.
Yeah my standards are pretty low
no doubt but a little protection doesn't hurt. beats the hell out of genital warts and HIV
sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I spent the day with 6 MILFs helping out at a local school. not a bad day.
doggy style shot
/thread
for autism
Funniest post of the day
She's ugly and looks busted, I'd get my shit tested. Also posting pictures like that, what were you thinking going for that?
Fevs is that you?!
show anus
>Fevs
?
She looks like Iggy Azalea. If Iggy Azalea's parents owned a cake shop.
Sorta like a dog just wanting to fuck whatever arse it sniffs innit?
Also, forgot to post her Kik:
xox.kaitlin.xox