I'm seriously considering robbing a wedding in a few weeks. I happen to know the date and time of a wedding and the layout of the facility pretty well. The girls change and get ready in a small separate building close to the parking lot. This is often left unlocked during the ceremony and if not it should be pretty simple to break into. The ceremony is in the chapel near the back of the facility. My plan is to show up just after the ceremony starts so that pretty much everyone will be preoccupied in the chapel. I will have plenty of time to get into the dressing room and grab all of the women's purses. I'll carry them in a duffel bag and I'll be dressed in a suit so I look like I belong at the wedding. Nobody should really be suspicious since you don't ever know everyone at a wedding anyway, and not that many people if any will see me. I figure there will likely be cash in the brides purse intended for the honeymoon and stuff, and possibly cash in the bridesmaids and mothers purses intended to be given as gifts. Including the bride there are at least six women, but with the two moms and may be a photographer or something like that I figure I have the potential for eight or nine purses. So should I do it? Any advice?
I'm seriously considering robbing a wedding in a few weeks...
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You should kill yourself and stop being a nigger instead, OP
yeah but dont use a duffel bag, bring a box labelled flowers or something. and if anyone asks, just say you are helping one of the ushers or you're part of the chapel staff. make sure to wear a face disguise and sun glasses so that if you get picked up by a security cam, its all good
Sounds legit, would be funny to ruin someones day, especially since weddings have become the magnum opus of shit people today. Maybe find out where the cameras are and hold a camera infront of your face to block it.
Don't be an asshole and let the couple and wedding-goers enjoy the wedding and get your money like a decent member of society by earning it through a job?
Have to be pretty low to rob a wedding.
Why? Do you need the money or just want to fuck with people?
"Kill yourself, nigger". How original. Can we just move past the holier than thou comments from the fucking porn addicted peanut gallery so we can have a normal conversation.
That might be the best advice I've gotten. Thanks man.
Wow OP, you're an ultimate selfish peice of shit. You don't seem too bright either, go for it. I wanna see you fuck this up. I can see it in the headlines now "NEET leaves basement with half baked plan to rob purses at wedding, FAILS." I take it back, if I was a geeky faggot virgin NEET with nothing going for me I might think this was a good idea too
Actually I get insane thrills from stealing. The bigger the risk and loot potential, the bigger the thrill. Also I get sexual gratification from stealing from women. Especially valuables like purses wallets jewelry and phones.
We may like our porn here, but you're still a nigger.
Actually I'm 30 years old, married, and own my own home. Good try though with the "geeky virgin" thing.
Another low IQ teenage loser who's life sucks so bad he can only get joy from watching everyone else be just as miserable.
do you know the people you plan to rob? Do they deserve it? Or is it some girl that had to work double shifts for three months to afford her dream wedding?
NO you don't. Please stop lying.
Someone's angry he didn't think of this first
Cool. And I'm not judging you for the porn but hey let's just all agree we're selfish assholes. That's what this site is for. Damn.
You're going to get caught. Ever been to a wedding? These days literally everyone will be taking photos of everything with their phones.
Gd luck in jail
Right....becuase successful people with homes and a great life desperatley try to rob weddings and then go to Sup Forums for help. GTFO NEET
Shhh. I already posted about his low IQ, let him do it.
if he does there's a small chance he'll succeed, and a large chance he'll ruin the day by getting caught
I know it would ruin my wedding pretty well
KEK
samefaggin hard
Lol wish I was a teenager still, no bills shit nigga. I think weddings are a stupid waste of money, money that would be much better used for a down payment on a house or investing in a retirement plan. All so some sow can cram herself in the most expensive thing shes ever owned and pretend all the people actually give a shit about her. I dont enjoy seeing everyone miserable, but that kind of selfishness deserves to have a rain on that parade.
Also parades suck to, its just people walking and fucking up traffic, fuck you Macy's
Op is a nigger
Stop trying to be an edge lord. You want the money. If you like the thrill so much why are specifically making this theft about large sums of money? Why not go to office Depot and steal 100 packages of staples? That would be much harder. Not much of a thrill when you 100% confident you going to get away with it kek. The whole thrill is having a good chance you can will get cuaght.
>2016
>giving a shit what other people do with their money
Yea I can smell your envy from across the internet
KEK KEK KEK!!! Your still gonna go with this blatant lie? Please stop kidding yourself and everyone on Sup Forums. I know this gets thrown around alot becuase we are on Sup Forums but I mean it. Just from the way you worded your comment you sound like a lonley angsty socially awkward virgin who has an issue with women. Why do you care so much that the bride is enjoying her wedding or how society veiws them in general? Successful people who are happy don't give a shit and have better things to worry about. Meanwhile you're on Sup Forums bashing a random bride you don't know acting like a fucking NEET with a personality disorder trying to convince anonymous people you are successful.
I'm not 100% sure I'll get away with it. That's why I'm asking for advice. Forgive me for thinking that the biggest cesspool of selfish assholes on the Internet would give decent advice about stealing something. Even though I don't need the money and it's just for kicks, the more money and valuables I get out of it the better the experience is for me. Also the more I can fuck up someone's day the better. Ruining a wedding and potential he a honeymoon is a wet dream for me and having the purses and cash to show for it just make it even sweeter. Does this make me a total and complete dick? Of course. But I don't really care. And I don't really care Who thinks I'm some teenage nerd in a basement. Who thinks I'm some teenage nerd in a basement. Everything I have said is the truth and I don't really see a reason to lie to a bunch of strangers on the Internet to make myself seem cooler than I am. I just am what I am.
And you dont? The economy is a delicate tight rope. There are safe guards in place to keep it levelized but generations worth of poor spending habits will begin to take its toll. Then you have things like an out of control welfare system and social security being broken.
Its a stupid fucking thing to spend money on and its indicative of societal trends.
So yeah if this dude gets a boney knocking that particular institution down a peg, good for him.
I'm with you man. You speak the truth. And it's not that I hate weddings or people spending money on useless bullshit. I just don't think it matters in the end if poor Brittany fucking prom queen loses her purse at her wedding. Worse things happen to better people. It's just leather and fucking paper and she will get over it.
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Yea I've been to a ton of weddings including my own and several at this facility. I will be in and out all in the time the ceremony is happening in a separate building in the back. 10 minutes tops and the vast majority of people will be in the chapel taking pics of the wedding, not of some guy walking around by the parking lot.
Stake the place out, figure out common walking paths, the most used doors, camera locations, try to obtain the schedule and choose a time period that most guests will be assembled together and focused on the bride and groom. Have a planned back story that makes sense (ex. Don't say your a friend of the groom if you don't know a thing about him or any of his friends). Scratch the duffel pick something that makes sense (empty box of champagne) ppl might even notice your hands are full and open doors for you. Gloves are a must but if that is too suspicious try super glue to hide fingerprints. If it's sunny I would advise sunglasses, try to find or make a pair with hidden infrared led (sec. cams will not be able to make out your face, try beard as well and shave it off after). Plan a "I gotta get the fuck out of here now" route just in case. Try to use public transportation or if you must, park your car away from the place and any cameras as well. If using public transportation cash only no uber shit that can connect your GPS time aND location to where you will be doing this. Wow this has been fun to write, if you do complete this I would also suggest not bragging about it online, just saying
If you take phones turn em off. Thats my advice
No I don't know any of the people. I'm sure they're decent girls and don't "deserve" it. But they will get over it and all that does it make it more desirable for me to rip them off.
Noted. Thanks.
Whatever you say lmao. Next you're gonna go on a psuedo intellectual rant on how feminism is opressing you and then tell me how hilliary clinton is gonna ruin the country. You're an idiot. you have a false sense of self righteousness. Tell me again how fucking up someone's wedding is "sticking it to the man" and you being the hero are gonna make thing right by teaching the bride to be less selfish by stealing her honeymoon money. You sound like a college dropout who took a few 101 classes and now "sees the big picture and knows exactly how the economy works now". You're right OP, you're just a regular fucking hero. What a joke
No I wouldn't brag online lol that would be fairly foolish. Thanks for the advice that's all really sound stuff.
Harry never holds! try using a trusted and competent friend to help you out just in case you are some how found out.
Again. Successful people arent doing petty shit like this. When you get over the age of 18 you will be embarrassed about how edgey and stupid you were.
OP stop being a nigger.
If there is only 9 people that plan doesn't work dumbass. "Hurrr durrr I'm sure the 9 people won't realize they have never seen me before, I'll be invisible as long as I have a suit". You're so fucking stupid OP, that only works at huge weddings
I never said anything about sticking it to the man. I only wrote one of the 2 things you just responded to. I don't necessarily agree with the guy who wants to "take the institution down a peg". I actually have no problem with marriage or weddings. And I'm not self righteous. This isn't some warped heroic vigilantly shit. It's just me being a complete asshole to satisfy my own selfish urges and fantasies. Same thing most of the bastards on here would do if they were in a back room with a passed out sorority girl.
9 women in the bridal party dumbass. 9 purses to steal in the changing room. There will be hundreds there total, not 9.
Femenism is only opressing itself, you can cry all day about how my opinions are childish and im a looser for having them, but if I read about this on the news, it would still make me smile, because I think its stupid. I dont have to justify it. Nice ad hominem though.
Believe it or not, there are some folks who have an imbalance of brain chemistry that makes them do this kind of thing. They're born assholes, and that's why we have jails. There's no hope, so we put them away for a while in the hopes that a shitty few years might "rehabilitate" them. Unfortunately, it mostly trains them. Anyway, this jerk is one of those reasons we have locks, alarms, police, insurance, ... assholism.
Harry never holds visual explanation here. youtu.be
Hey OP, idk if my post will be read but maybe if i get dubs or more it will be noticed...
i just wanted to say i know how it is being low and wanting to fuck people over but i dont think its worth it, your not being a robin hood stealing to deliver to the poor, this is only for selfish reasons
if you must do this, just stick to taking cash only or credit cards, leave the personal items such as jewelry or phones there because some things are worth more to people than monetary value, be a step above the low life criminals and be a decent one, even if you have time take the loot to a safe spot, go through all of it, and leave the rest to where somebody at the wedding to find it and distribute it out,
still ruins there time but coulda been worse, and they will think the family member who is known for such a thing to have done it so your safe
I can just picture this piece of shit start crying in court when the gavel comes down. You're a fucking faggot, Faggot.
Interesting take on it my friend. Thanks for the advice. Actually if you times in the past I have stolen purses and things like that and just taken the cash and turn the rest into some lost and found or something like that. After I get my satisfaction out of it of course, wacking my weasel a few times to the drivers license pic and stuff. But honestly my desire to fuck up someone's day doesn't always overcome my desire to not be a total dick. i'll just have to see how I feel after the fact.
>"Kill yourself, nigger". How original. Can we just move past the holier than thou comments from the fucking porn addicted peanut gallery so we can have a normal conversation.
>"Kill yourself, nigger". How original. Can we just move past the holier than thou comments so we can have a normal conversation.
>"Kill yourself, nigger".Can we just move past the comments so we can have a normal conversation.
>"Kill yourself, nigger". just move past the comments so we can have a normal conversation.
>"Kill yourself, nigger". so we can have a normal conversation.
>"Kill yourself, nigger". we can have a normal conversation.
>"Kill yourself, nigger". a normal conversation.
>a normal conversation.
Looking for normal conversation on Sup Forums, "Kill yourself, nigger".
Hmm good point.