She has a boyfriend but flirts with me tons. I'm so confused Sup Forums

She has a boyfriend but flirts with me tons. I'm so confused Sup Forums.
Dubs decides what I say.
If this thread gets me laid you lads will get a internet in return.

Yo nigga you lit as shit lemme put dat pussy in a sarcophagus

Honestly. I really, really, like your photos. I would love to go out for dinner and then "some" ;)

Look girl, I wanna lay some pipe in your hot fanny. I'll cum like a stallion and you'll love me forever. Let me taste that vj. My friend says you're retarded, but them titties ain't retarded. Ay lmao

i'm a nigger

ay bby u want sum fuk?

What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I’ll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I’ve been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu’um and I’m the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Thu’um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, milk drinker.

Yes iiii
Mc smally yeah dats ma name, guna go by da flow gonna play the game,
guna rol the dice, once or twice
pushin an a feelin nice, u got me, u got me rushin the maa
bit a bad boy , pull up the shots so we cum dancing down
Yes i , pass us the mike, hold on tight bit a bad boy,
guna feel alright, its the mc smalley 1 2 3
Sh'all goin out to the prest lee... ye is wicked
hummin n a bum n a kickin the bass, mc smalley gunna win this race
i'm the best mc to walk on this globe,
wanna jump on the mike im 11 years old
M c smally yes i am the best, if u dont no im from the north west

Yes 1 , cumin on hyper cumin on strong
Prest lees bad boys with our guns, we'll blow ya liver n blow ya lungs

Yes wicked
cumin up again yes iii
b a m we got the bassline, so curse lee dont mess with us
dont give one out cos i am da buzz, 1 bad boy aint gonna do this
hard-er-ly ever ever they take the piss

Yes iiiii
U no the sound inside rock to the beat rock to the bassline

ye is wicked

all u mcs get ready for me , its the mc small from prest lee one fuckin
mc
is to the mike, yeah nice and easy cos i live a life thats smokin free
dont wanna head and a dont wanna beat
cos dont give me a hoe naa give me a lite while smokin another
pne time bad boys through out this mc , ride with the beat while rockin
with me
ye jump up the right maa son, lose to the DJ , hold my grand check
one time bad boys thruout this mc, ride with the beat while rocknig with
me
check check live an direct, lose to the man muthat fuckin hit... yes
wicked
cumin up agen, DJ bad boy ride with him, ride with him. ride with the
riddim.
dont give it him when they cumin on nuttin, mc smally yeah thats ma name
jump ump ump i go like a plane, yes iiii, siii to that. hus at the mc yes
i correct

comin on back like a racin nova, how u winnin start bubblin chris, one
time bad boys gonna take the piss
one time u no the score see mc small u no u want more
just giv me a shout or knock on my door, i'm the best mc to walk

i love you

Rolling for this

You call that flirting? Lolz

if you're in to hoes, fuck her and THEN tell her boyfriend whenever you're done with her

Wanna fuck like rabbits in spring

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.

Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.)
(or We pay tons of income tax.)
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
(or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.)
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?

Cast : We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks.

We're Animanie,
Totally insaney
Animaniacs!
Those are the facts.

i wouldn't mind seeing you naked

pretty simple, do something to make it real. Suggest the two of you hang out, if she doesn't want to, she's just an attention whore... move along

Hey, how about some casual sex? ;)

rolling

I'm done playing. Let's fuck.

Go shove a rusty fork up your ass, you two-timing cunt.

Have you ever had your pussy licked so hard that you climaxed more than 5 times in a row ? Can you orgasm that many times in a row ? Mom can.

Lets meet up and fuck your boy wont have to know we just fuck and if you like it we can continue and if you dont stop talking to me.

Reroll

WINRAR

*tips fedora
*holds door

helo, m'lady, would you like to engage in a dialect concerning the bigoted religion of christianity as you bask in my glorious intellect?

winrar!

WINRAR

your nice but your with my friend and we shouldn't be flirting like this all the time

Earlier in the conversation mate she was flirting.

Winrar

WINRAR

Easy

WINRAR

oh shit nigger
dubs

WHAT

I want to take you in your ass

Double winrar

Dubs! OP better do it

Hey gurrrl, couldn't help but notice our sexual organs are in complete diametric opposition to each other.

Winrar, deliver op

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I think your boyfriend's kinda cute ^-^

Lemme talk to your step mom, I can take her mind off her old dried up cunt

zoz. rolling

WINRAR

Waiting for reply. Let's keep this going.

holy shit

I just made one, is it easy find girls to talk to? How do I find the one that want to talk. I need to improve my social skills

rolling for this

Winrar

Send dick pic.

She sounds like she might be pretty young. Just poke fun at her a bit, and have some sexual tension, and you'll get laid in no time.
>> talking from experience
>> got quite a few in highschool as senior that way

rollerino

on a scale of 1-10, how feminine is your genitalia?

POST PICS OF THIS WOMAN

mother fucking winrar

>having a step mom
wut

I've got a pretty massive cock. It's like, five inches. Pretty big, right?

dubs speak second-hand. kek.

Winrar.

Pretty obvious tension here, lets stop kidding ourselves and meet up asap

Lel

Oh yess

come thru op.

This. Op its really the truth, and you should say it.

Aww yiss, motherfucking breadcrumbs

WinRAR

My mom has bigger dick than me you can come over and we can do the helicopter swirl boy routune where we slap our dicks together then make Popsicles from the semen.

thats not bad

WINRAR

she's a cheating slut. fuck her and have her bf accidentally find out

Ayyy

"accidentally"

You dumb cunt. What about the dried up cunt comment?

Go smash and send pics

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

ok now abandon thread go to moorseeveill and fuck her

We got him laid!!

THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN OP

Hey OP? You sorta missed my dubs.
But this guy got trips.

When will you be back, we need to have good time

Doesn't have a step mom. Wouldn't even be funny.

We're trying to get Op laid you faggot.

Send this and then send a message saying "Gud nut "

based trips

Already begging for Moore ay?

I don't care where you live, tired of playing, think we both know what we want

Start with the camwhores. Its nice cuz theyre after your money, so theyll be nice to you, and it will give you much needed practice at telling them 'no. I will not give you my cc#.'

Winrar

Carlos, get the fuck out.

Fuck you I get quads you fag

Im on a roll tonight!

>"accidentally"
yes

It says step mom's phone in the picture you massive cretin

Uhhhh... no. That's trips, moron.

Off by 100.

Satan is kind on OP today

Meh

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