Whats the #1 thing you wish you could change about yourself

whats the #1 thing you wish you could change about yourself.

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I wish I could stick to things.

23 and I have 30k in student loans for a fucking associates.

In business.

My teeth.

me

becoming a 4'11 female

>american detected.

Self confidence, or my stupid face

take away my man titties I've had since highschool and the rest of my life will be great.

Being alive

Same club haha

either not being a manlet or being an alpha ass girlslayer

i would change my sex.. and become a girl

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had girl who looked good;
I would call her.

my sanity

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Getting rid of my manboobs. I exercise 3 days a week for 2 hours doing martial arts, I've been building muscle and losing weight but I have my goddamn manboobs and I look really fat.

Second this

My life.

Lose weight faggot, it's as simple as eating less fat and doing cardio

Gender most definately.

I wish I could stop being so fucking lazy
Oh well, I'll end up selling drugs to kids or something

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Physically; my teeth, all crooked and pointy

Mentally; More discipline, harder working

>28
>male
>5' 10" borderline 5' 11"
>240 pounds

I'd change my body weight, lose about 60 pounds of fat. I wouldn't require gaining muscle... just... not being a fucking land whale...

My face

>eating less fat
>shiggity

stop eating so much and work out. problem solved. not that hard fatty

TBH your face isn't that bad. Probably a 7 if you gave a shit. That's your self confidence talking.

Well meme'd

I have zero debt because taxpayer funded education makes a lot more sense

>mfw guys who like fat chicks will never experience this

Nearly blind on one eye all my life, nearsighted on other. If my "working" eye gets damaged I'll have no reason to live.

I wish I didn't have such big ears. I'm not an ugly guy but these ears, man.

i'm guessing op's is sexual

eh

it's not the stupidest face i've ever seen.

you're what? like 18? you'll grow into it, don't worry.

fucking try. i just want to do things. i'm thumbing my ass and letting life pass me by but i'm not sure what the fuck to do to fix it. i'm convinced that even if i did get my shit together, i'd burn it down like i always do.

Not cumming in 2 mins..

...

almost 20, but I guess I see what you mean

Bionic eyes brother

God created Humans so they could create machines that would help enhance Gods image.

Its all in the bible, come down to the church, we can help

Calories, not fat you fucking dumb ass

What's the story behind this picture?

I would become a stupid, happy drone.

you're not even fully formed skeletally yet, relax young fella.

as for what you said about confidence, as stupid an asinine as "fake it till ya make it" is, it's literally the best way to get better at liking yourself.

I'd probably have to choose my anxiety for everything, either that or just giving my self some confidence so I can actually get something done in my fucking life and not feel like I'm a burden and have to apologize for everything.

Lack of omnipotence.

I wished i was not "weird", but completely normal - even if it meant giving up my personality.
I want to fit in with people.
I want friends...

I wish I could own a really big chair. So if one day I ever find a really big desk, I could sit at the really big desk with an appropriately sized chair.

okie dokie cheers user

my past

The fact I can hear the thoughts of every human being currently alive, with no control over my powers.

I would change the fact that I never inherited and/or won ~$5,000,000,000

>a small loan of a million dollars

my fucking depression and anxiety
>drives me nuts
kek
but no... feelsbadman

My weight. Will happen soon though hopefully

Change will happen soon though, because I will make it happen

Fixed that for you user.
Best of luck.

My face

I wouldn't mind moving a bit closer to the pub

I'd have complete dominion over this realm, if I could change anything

Same. But I want to be around 5' or 5'2".

To not have Rheumatoid Arthritis at 23

I wish I was a natural-born female.

My face. I fucking hate my hideous, repulsive face. In fact, fuck it, imma an hero. Goodbye Sup Forumsyards!

I wish I didn't hear voices in my head.

I think it looks fine. There's far worse in the cesspool.

you overthink this life shit, just do what you like doing, you're going to die soon anyways you poor sod

I'd literally just reverse every single aspect of my life. Things would be good, not shit.

>dem kidz iz fagitz

My religion

I would ... have spiderman's powers. I like pretty much everything about myself. Ehh maybe a pornstar cock but I'd rather swing across buildings.

-better hearing and sound intuition
-that 'boost' you need for doing something for the first time

the amount of money on my bank-account. a couple of millions would probably make me happy for my whole lifetime

The ability to fire confetti out of my finger tips at escape velocity.

bigger dong.

I'd like to have no idea Sup Forums existed.

nuclear explosive farts