Today was a very weird day for me

Today was a very weird day for me.
First, I saw a rainbow with the colors white, pink, yellow, green, blue, beige, and orange.
Then, I drove my car across the sea.
Finally, I saw a dog convicted of a crime and then almost immediately pardoned.
My friends were with me the whole time, but so were Charles, George and Edward, who are not my friends. However, I do know their last name.
Do you?

Bump to give me time to figure it out.

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OP, is "last name" actually a typo, or do they all have the same last name?

Could it be lithium, Prozac and klonopin?

Yes.
The same last name.\
No.

I can give you hints if you would like.

Parker

Is it based on a historical event?

Fine

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No.

Those are Royal family names. Kings or Princes of Engkand.

Interesting...

They are. What a coincidence. That has nothing to do with the riddle, however.

Ask me a yes or no question, and I will answer it.

Are you black?

No.

Was the dog pardoned by a higher authority or escape from jail?

incest

I guess you could say he was pardoned by a "higher" authority.

Does it matter if I am not Anerican?

Ie does bring an Anerican help answer the question?

Chill

I have no idea what you said.

Are the colours of light or of an object/s?

HINT:
A very important clue was posted in this thread...

Not by me though.

Yes, they are objects.

Does having knowledge specific to America help?

No.

Does knowing the object help?

It's Parker

Does it involve drugs in any way?

Oh. Not point I trying now.

As in Parker Bros?

So its Monopoly money and get out of jail?

You got it!

Also you all are fucking idiots

literally google the entire quote and it comes up lel

The rainbow is the money for Monopoly and yeah the dog refers to the piece getting caught in jail. The driving a car across an ocean probably also refers to a piece.

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