Drinking by myself tonight because I'm a pathetic being. That's why my wife left me. I'm just not fucking worth it

Drinking by myself tonight because I'm a pathetic being. That's why my wife left me. I'm just not fucking worth it.

Go to Tumblr if you want to be an attention whore

You and me both

She probably left you because you eat frozen pizza.
You filthy animal.

Drinking doesnt have to be social all the time, op. A simple six pack to decompress for one day of the week is pretty normal. If you drink every day, though...then fuck...you have a problem.

justin is that you

OP here
Negative

how'd you get that pizza to stay on the wall?!

Fuck you, faggot. You're worth it.

OP here
Haha haha I needed that

Worry about yourself, not whether other people have "problems," you fucking faggot.

I'm right there with you bro. Fucking your wife has been terrible on my back.

gf > alcohol

beat it.

SHOE ON HEAD PIC

about to go buy some rum to drink by myself too

Drinking Not Your Father's Root Beer with whiskey shots.

>comes to Sup Forums
>posts in a thread telling someone to worry about their own problems
>is worrying about other people worrying about other people's problems
>kek

So we're not allowed to make any kind of post at all then, ever, eh?

Okay lol

Agreed, you ARE pathetic. Please end yourself

OP WAS NOT A FAG!

You made this user's night. That's worth something.

My dad was an alcoholic and it made all our lives miserable.

He finally got sick enough of drinking himself to a stupor every night and went to AA and has now been sober for two years.

Everything has been much better ever since.

Go to AA, citizen.
Or something.

or not idgaf you can keep shredding your own life bit to bit but one of these days you'll have to stop or your liver will give out and your life will stop.

That is, unless, you're pathetic for other reasons besides booze but that's what seemed to be implied.

Git gud scrub.

Fuck your wife, we all die so why not have fun all the fycking time to we do die.

you're not that ugly user, you have potential

>supreme
she made a good choice user

Why not? Sounds like thats at least a good a reason to do anything as any other ideology.

I drink every single night. Makes being lonely and depressed easier because at least I know I am having a fun night and can sleep well.

KEK

Faggot OP here
Meh it's the first time I've drank anything in about a year and I feel like shit now. Its been a long time since I've treated myself.

Datbasementwindow.jpeg

Lol its actually the top floor of the house XD

I'm alone and drinking too. Anyone want to tell drinking stories? 7158694830

The day I realized the best days were behind me... Green txt ?

Wives are majorly overrated.

30 yo currently.
>be me
>San Antonio. Osha gig,
>five yers ago
>Sat afternoon
>love says to user "gunna call her friend who was female to come swim in awesome communal pool

Sure

"
>user says "coo, ..doesn't give fuck
>Xanax dependence like ...full blown walkin wreck
>gf and her friend and user down to pool
>Bob in communal piss hot pool fur a bit
>back to user and gf apartment
>standing in living room in triangle , wasted wreck shit face user

That's it?

>her friend say "borrow me a T-shirt" to gf
>done
>gf quick change a roo topski
>"nice tits"
>user thinks "oh shit yo"!!! Her friend, exact thing..
>top off
>nice tits SHE says to her friend
>" done deal"
>pants down

On this. This. And this tonight.

>the faces....
>the faces....
>six three user here
>the day you misinterpret a threesome is the same day it dawns on you how far down the floor is to get pants up.

Can you laugh about it yet? Because it is hilarious.

LET 'ER BUCK

also cheer up user, ya wife was one of 7.5 billion potential mates!

No. It was alot worse in real life. You gotta trust me on this. What's every youth from 12 and up want above all else.?.... To do two chicks at same time , right. I blew my moment w quick dickhandery. Chins up user, you could be me.

how did you attach pizza to wall?

That sucks. I hope you recover with someone else. This drink's to you.

Greentxt fag here wondering about wall pizza too. Are you wizard O.p?

Also , regarding massive bag of t.p,
>this nigger knows the Rhea is coming.

...

don't feel bad. If I didn't drink alone I wouldn't drink and that ain't gonna happen.

Same thing here user. I also work in the service industry which is absolutely riddled with alcoholics and pill heads.

You're not drinking alone OP, I'm right here with you...

Lol. Im working on my masters in occupational safety and health right now. Stay solid compliancefag

>Pendleton
Wow you must think you have such refined taste.

aye to the rum the only way to go.

yeah what is in that bottle? i can make out pendleton but i'm can't see much else.

pathetic being? all i see is a lucky bastard

You're pathetic? Dude at least you've actually been married. I couldn't get a woman to look at me if I hopped out of a Lamborghini with a roll of hundreds hanging out of my zipper. I am also alcohol. Every night, alone.

Yeah I should be happy for what I do get.

Drinking alone? I've got a new bottle of woodford to suck down. might we well get started!

couldn't get laid in a women's prison? couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of banannas?

im piss drunk now to op dont worry

I'm only sweat drunk, but I'm working on it

Hey at least you're drinking halfway decent whiskey.

Sure.