Waifu claim thread

waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules

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who the hell keeps stealing my last image get?

>jenny claim

Damn. You beat me.

Rory claimed.

Bet the cancer follows.

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King of heroes claim.

Time for a shower edition.

The proof that the mask's vampirism powers are truely an ascension is Kars, a 2000 year old vampire, he may not be as beautiful, strong and glorious as Dio, but I give him credits for unlocking the true power of the mask. He lost his weakness ot the disgusting sunlight and unlocked powers to control life itself.

>By the way DIO claim

Milinda claim

You should! Then we can kill the Norks together!

Fair point friend

Claiming

oh no

I don't know why these are sideways.

>forgot image
>i suck at remembering things

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Megumin claimed~
Yep~

I mean, if i'm doing shots then i'd prefer the nicer stuff. But i'm over shots, so now I do mixed drinks in which the actual taste of the alcohol (especially vodka) doesn't matter heh
>treat yo self
>hotaru
how many ships you in bruh?
oh yeah thats right! I remember now. You gonna fuck over your lazy friend right?

Also claiming

Alright mongrel, I'll give you that point,
Perhaps you are worthy of my full attention.

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But I don't have a PS4 :(

>kok

NONE, this was when we were shipped

Nah he helped me out by taking a couple of shifts so i wouldnt have to work 2 weeks straight
But he aint gonna like me as his boss
Ima ride his ass

Fair point friend

Oh no what?

Your attitude has taken my attention, you've brought my hopes up so do not disapoint me.

Why do you consider yourself to actually be somehow superior than Dio?

so you admit to being shipped?

>shinoa

>being shipped at all
Gaaiiiiii
>ride his ass
didn't know taco bell employees did that sorta thing while they cooked
I always got fair points, so how was your day today? that is before you started drinking heh

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How many shots is too much? 15 seems like a lot right?

FUCKKKK Thats right... Shit

he's*
fucking idiot author

Wait so is Phil dead or his dad is dead?

>kok

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Yes... but HA WE'RE NOT SHIPPED ANYMORE

Kys, wasn't my choice

Dio vs Gilgamesh. Id watch that with popcorn!

I'm at 10 right now, still not drunk enough~
My day was good, got a fucking delicious pizza and went for a ride in a side-by-side in the woods~
How was yours?

Sure. These are just the pencils.

Phil's dad is dead.

Shocking truth

>That pic
I just contracted diabetes

No problem bro.

>rum and beef jerky
Kek, that's an abstract diet. Jerk is based though. My eating habits have gone down the shitter and jumping back in after no physical activity is the worst feeling. Body got used to being lazy.

Good to hear, things are pretty swell for me.

Sounds like it's time for an upgrade.

>Best idol claimed

one of my aunt's friends is an alcoholic and did 27 shots of Jäger in only two-ish hours

>Shiro

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>checked
What's the shocking truth?

Haven't you heard mongrel?
I am the original legend, the first and the greatest, shining glory incarnate, a Demi God with no match.

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Work soon. Claimed!
Friday night drives to work, too many people going downtown to get drunk. How much weaving will I have to do tonight?!

you'll be shipped one day ;)

dubs confirms

just got this phone a few months ago :(

>shinoa

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That's great~

Oops, some of Tom got into my Phil folder. I gotta fix that.

Dubs double confirm

Hes slow
Im already faster than he is
Also got a new girl who came from a rich family
Bitch doesnt know how to sweep and she likea to be on her phone
Thats gonna stop
And another new girl with a lot of piercings
Shit looks gross got that skin flap that connects her lips and gums toghter peirced
Shits gross
Talk to be bb

"Demi God with no match"
Is that all you have to say? Because I'm already feeling disapointed.
Besides, how could a Demi God have no match? If there are Demi Gods, it means there is at least one true God.
And no one else would be more fit of the title of god than Dio

youtube.com/watch?v=pI1ZUohNYS8

Then drink more! I have 2 12 packs here I might go through... kek

Hehe was it worth it? Should I make more?
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Damn thats a lot... Also hello Shiro!

snek is claim

hi, how was your day mili?

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>Shiro

Anyways, I really have to get back into the state of mind to work on comics.

I like this pic.

>Then drink more
On it!
>wew lad

>Megumin

Im a Demigod, and I can more than equal Gilgamesh. And in 40 years, I become a God. So I will truly have no equal amongst either of you.

haha, but at least we got steam? :D
>15 shots
that can be alot depending on when you started kek
True, but you still went along with it tho
nice! but whats a side by side?
ah i see, continue
jerk is bae tbh. and really? after 2 weeks? sheeeeit
Never, not gonna happen
fuck, sounds like you got a pretty shit crew m8
>pierced through the lip-gum connector
NOOOOOOOO

oh my~

cant find the vids on helping with the build. not showing budget builds with what parts to get

oh pls

>shinoa

That is all I have for Phil.

It's one of those things
>pic related

>Megumin

Off go karting in a few min

>45.349 is the time to beat

i should consider sleeping

Might as well!

Can't ship me now!

>Checked.
It was good! I went kayaking for awhile and then had some drinks

As do I... :)

Good!
>wew indeed :)

I started a few hours ago. Im a lightweight too. About to down a 12 pack of Keystone as well...

you should homie

cause you're marrying hotaru?! CONGRATS!!!

Should you?

See you later.

Of course you do!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT EVEN START

Now's your turn to drink!~

Who's marrying who now?

>someone mentioned my shipmate

Everyone else is good though
But damn that peircing is such a turn off
She could be a solid 8/10 woth them all out
You can find vids that help with generic building
Probably not gonna be a build with the exact parts i picked out
Budget builds dependd on all what you want to do and spend
If you want the budget lower i can make it lower
Also my buddy just got orders to the 5th marine regiment to be a fmf
Proud of him

Wow, well shoot at least it still works, somewhat.

That it is, love easy nights.

I'd love that~
>Trying to kill me with cuteness?

What's your favorite brand? Yeah it's always the worst initially.

probably i mean its like 12:40 but theres some music im going to download so im probably going to be up for just a little longer

oh shush u
oh really? when did you start doin that? seems pretty interesting of a story
ooohhhh those things! those are kickass. I went on one of those in some dunes when I was younger. I wanna do it again. Where were you at?
Beat it FASTER
Thats the weener way of thinking of things mang
Ah then thats not too much haha, what were you drinking?

The hell you mean weener?

Your damn right! kek
Your waifu a qt btw

Your on! I got a Keystone right here! I will even up you one shot of jack!

I would never kill you!
>Why would you think that sweetie?

It's been a while since I've worked on any comic. I'm in the process of printing a zine, but that's been on hiatus while various personal problems are taken care of by the other person involved with it. I've written and illustrated comics since I was a freshman in high school, so for about 13 years.

I see, maybe I should too.
It's 6:40AM

Yours is a qt aswell.

a a a a a a a a

((hey everyone))

Right? Crazy piercings can be such a turn off, take Janice Griffith for example haha
My favorite brand would probably be a tie between the costco steak strips and Old Trapper. I haven't tried a ton of other brands tho

I was driving in the woods, had a few drifts and some kickass climbs~
Driving on some dunes sounds really fun!
Right!?
>I will even up you one shot of jack!
Against almost half a bottle of scotch? Please~
>dat gif
>wew lad

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Aw lucky I wanna be in the fmf as their corspman! Try to mix and match your parts you picked out with the $1000 building in this?
youtu.be/uom9SsPocCE

I have limited battery. Mobile charger works but the original doesn't?!?!

Hehe~ I'm just teasing yuno. Don't worry

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Have limited battery on my phone ; _;

Smug motherfucker.. DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT

>6:40 am
yeah you should probably sleep

Hehe Thanks friend :)

Okay fine! I will go grab my bottle of wine! Be right back!
>You like what you see?

>might as well go along with the ship
>but hates being shipped
Starting to question whether or not you actually dislike the ship mang
hell ye, thats the stuff. I'm not very into red wine but whites I can dig
>nice gif btw
sounds fun, I doodle little shit comics when i'm in class heh. and whats a zine?
>that pic
>don't bake with me or daughter ever again

Do you NOT understand the concept of MERELY PRETENDING?

Nice~!
>Honestly, who wouldn't like what I just saw~?
>wew lad again

Not even the true Gods could stand up to gilgamesh's glory, it is why they struck down Best friend in his place.
The merging of God and human proved too much.
And Dio, you have tainted your flesh with unholy blight, you are not fit to be anything more than a squabbling mongrel.

that's a really nice Megu pic, js

Because you're so adorable it hurts

A self published magazine. It's gonna be a collection of comic strips and illustrations that I've completed in the last year or so. I saw them initially as a way to tell jokes. I still do for the most part, but instead of being really fast I've grown to be able to develop stories.

And the rich is girl is a silid 8/10 could do better but she got small tits and is incompetent
I didnt like that video because i know he could have done better with some of those builds
Hell i think he has videos with better builds at around the same price
If you want to skip the diy of a new computer i would check out the corsair bulldog
I dont think they have the complete build yet but when it comes out i might actually get one myself
Just look it up on the corsair website