Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Be a faggot
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Dio loves loli edition

Other urls found in this thread:

pomfpomf.moe/doujins/78/
youtu.be/FMxJcm5Y2Lw
youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Claiming

Can get behind this.

Still best demigod edition

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>Dio loves loli edition

Dio loves loli? I'm fine with this.

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.....yes haha
>still in denial
of?
NO SLUTS
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Also claiming

Came here to claim her but now I'm heading off to bed. See ya guys

I like this edition as much as dio loves lolis

King of heroes claim

>Rory still thinks she's best Demi God edition.

oh hey there's panties in that pic

When I start mistaking words just because they sound kinda similar, it means that it's time for me to take my leave.

Good day/night everyone.

It is indeed, kek.

>ass gets me rock hard
Wew.

>tits rarely do it for me probably because my dad was a little overweight and he walked around the house with no shirt on when i was young so i probably got used to seeing mantits
I'm so sorry Moogs.

here

pomfpomf.moe/doujins/78/

Eheh~ Thank you qt!
Man
Poutine
Is
Fucking
Awesome!
I plan on not doing jack shit this weekend~ What about you!?
Ayy kek

>Rory still is best demigod
You dont intervene unless they insult you. I intervene because I can.

mine

>nice loli

Claimed

Shes deece to much of a baby tho. Mizora is my gurl tho

Night kyouko

Shinoa

>bounce bounce
Dio like Lolis edition

>wew lad
Goodnight~
>thighs
>wew lad

Milinda claim

Are you saying you want more?

I think one already did ;)

kek no offense meant friend.
>Cough... ep.10... Cough

Your welcome.
>Why you blushing?

I loved it, and those are the best kinda weekends! I don't think i'm really doin anything either lol, just gonna study and get ready for finals haha
Nice loli
Nice gif

She will probably quit because of me
Id still hit it nd quit it though
Whats even better is we have a really autistic kid working there
He talks to himself whenever he gets mad
Im not allowed to have him under my shift though because I would probably make him cry
Want to fight about it

I intervene when it entertains me.
>implying

Claiming best girlie!

>got more alcohol edition

Wow, calm down Shinoa, the edition is just a small joke, I think you're taking it a bit too seriously.

Alright, I have a thing.
I would like to take a poll of all Waifu inhabitants regarding rules so that we may have multiple sets of rules that will fill a time slot, with there being 24 in total, an hour at a time.
The aim is to fulfill all aspects of this growing community fairly.
The poll will ask various questions, with time zones and number of votes taken into consideration, so that the most anons are happy at any given time with the current set of thread rules.
This will:
Reduce drama
Offer structure
Appeal to all user's wants

The ultimate goal is to keep the growing community from tearing itself apart and buttmad/butthurt faggots who are too sensitive to make any sort of constructive argument as to what should and should not be
Every set of rules has its time slot where the greatest number of anons can enjoy the thread, and you can break up your day rather than spending 14 straight hours in the same thread

Or we could just keep being structureless faggots and resume as normal

None taken! aint no shame in the cheap game :)
>ep 10
I might have to uhhh look that episode up for uhhhh.....research
why would she quit cus of you?
>autistic kid who talks to himself
I got one of those in my art class, straight up school shooter material haha

So many good pics AND a compliment from ya~
Good luck with finals friend~
Hey friend~
>Got more alcohol
My nigga~
Pouring one for ya!

So Dio doesn't like Lolis edition?>

Oh nothing

Oh ok. Don't mind me. I'm eating some popcorn and watching from the sideline

I thought the smug on her face would make it look extremely sarcastic. It failed :/

Gotta try the peppered man, that shit is fire.

Night man.

The L's never stop coming.

Yes, but not right now. Save it for later~

>Best idol claimed

I really only tend to show up exactly where Im needed. And I do love combat.

I love her

>This will:
>Reduce drama
But I like drama.

Is it just me or did the queen of smug just admit not being smug enough?
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i have some really weird white guy that walks around in a trench coat and wears fedoras every single fucking day

I see we have similar interests.

My faggot ass claims these two homo's. They're my sex slaves now.

Shes only the queen of smug. Shes yet to get on our level.

Then make drama

I'm not sure how successful that will be but i'd take the poll
Oh shit waddup!
Thanks! so how much have you had of your special shit? or should I say how much do you have left? haha
don't "oh nothing" me feg

I'll take another shot as well. I haven't much left, but might as well use it now.
What're you drinking?

Ayyy

Because she has never had a job and she doesnt understand what it is to work
And im a hard boss
Theres no standing around on my shift theres always something to do
I want to work with the autist just to see how far i can push him
Try and make him break a little
I already was joking with him to add a while 10lb bag of sugar to the sweet tea and he did it
He didnt realize i was joking
Fucking
Notice
Me
Senpai

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Claiming Mercy from Overwatch.

Society doesn't understand my love for Angela

Thanks. I love my waifu, but I decline to post her.

Nah, I like it when others have there own drama. Its like I feed off of it. I enjoy peoples problems. That's also why I enjoy hearing people out when they are in need.

They will never stop coming~
I have like 2 thirds left~
Noice!
I'm having some Lagavulin~ It's a scotch
What about you?

More Angela because I like bragging

Poor dio didn't understand that my little joke wasn't meant to be taken seriously

Lol i always rooted for them being gay tbh

Have you looked up smugdere yet?

Make me!

You're noticed sensei!

Peppered is always fire tbh, don't know why but it is haha, ill have to try that next time I re-up
Oh god, trenchcoat AND fedora? I got one kid in the same class that wears a fedora as a "symbol of his maturity" but he seems nice enough. The kid I was talking about mumbles to himself about how he has "hands that could crush anything" and how he "needs more anger and hate" for his drawings. But i still would take that over a trenchcoat wearing dude

Should have said to add cinnamon. Said that you cant have sugar without spice.
Nothing done in my normal world compares to this verbal smackdown scene.

Ever heard the expression "Trying to heard cats"?

Fuck.
Herd*
autocorrect.

I got you fam
youtu.be/FMxJcm5Y2Lw

kek Your welcome friend!

That is okay with me... kek

Just let me know when

Some smirnoff shooters. Mixed with my Dr. Pep. Because I'm not a fan of the taste of these shooters, but it's all I have. I have so many of them too due to a halloween party...

It's just I see a lot of argument over the rules, lewd posters, ERP.
A lot of people like to be lewd and ERP, and it SHOULD be taken to trash, but we can include them as well without so much bullshit.
>We can still be faggots
Structure isn't a bad idea, and with summer very near... or, is it here?
Idk, but we can keep the possible influx of massive faggotry contained to certain time slots. With the structure, you can easily avoid the shit you dont like about the threads, and join the ones you do enjoy.
You can still be a shit poster and cause your own drama
Nope. I just like doing shit like this. Idrc if it works or not

ayyyy what you drinkin man?
fuckin kek, although to be honest, if my boss told me to add 10lbs of suger id do it. Its his ass not mine so why not?
well thats more than half which is plenty! haha, how much more you got in ya?
HES GOT A SMUG
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See here >Kurisu

Oh my~

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>dat video
>kek'd
I never was a fan of vodka
Too many bad nights with it kek
I got one third of a bottle in me~

i dont know whats wrong him or IF theres anything wrong with him
he has a sister in the same grade as me and i happen to be acquaintances with her and i THINK she said she thinks he would shoot up the school
anyway about the fedoras... hes started wearing bucket huts now and i dont know what thats about but i hate it
hes been wearing that SAME trenchcoat since like September

I'm too nice to be a shitposter...

Rio rip Dio

Fucking read snack down now I'm getting icecream

I have, you're pretty smug about it huh?

>rattle

I thought people like that were myths.

The idea is plausible but I don't everyone would be on board with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw

Nice, and yes those seasonings are just to rich.

Wilco :^)

Basically the expression is about how it's impossible to herd willful and whimsical creatures.

It's more or less the same reason i think that the rules in the OP accomplish nothing.
If you want to spend the time trying to do whatever, i certainly won't stop you. Just don't be disappointed when nothing productive comes of it.
The lack of any real reprimand to breaking the rules makes them neigh impossible to enforce though.

>Rattle rattle
Hi there. Was starting to think you'd gone to bed. What's up?

Ya thats how i like it
Kek
I said it in the most sarcastic way possible even the other person there knew i wasnt serious
I didnt even know how to make sweet tea at that point either
Shit was cash

Dude same. Had my first (almost) threesome with it though. I am a much bigger fan of dark liquor. Like that Wild Turkey American Honey I told you about. I am gonna get a bottle of that soonish.

I did. But thats a human label.
Im pretty hungry too. But I dont wanna have to look for food.

Everyone is never on board with anything.
The rules dont matter.
I just like projects like this.
Challenge?

good

Holy shit.

Honestly tho, is it a bad thing~?
Hey, that's how I got my first threesome
And lemme tell ya, it's a bad ideam too much dram after that shit
Darker liquors are the best~

Go for it
I'll not actively push back, but i'm not going to change my behavior any. A sentiment i imagine you'll find quite common.

Holy shit? Dog died?
Also, hi.

Kek. One of the funniest parts of the show...

>Dub dubs checked
kek I thought you might enjoy that.

I will wait for you bby.
>There is plenty more for you when your ready

The eternal bebate,
Too hungry to look for food or not hungry enough to outweigh the lazy?

Gonna eat now. I'll be back I don't know when.

My hate for lolis is not a joke.

apparently not
theres also this kid in 10th grade whos balls havent dropped yet but he has the nerve to call everybody else a faggot

Yeah. Tell me about it. It caused some problems ALMOST happening. Thank fuck it didn't. I guess it doesn't matter anymore though huh? Hahaha.
Have you tried that Wild Turkey yet?

Fuckin kek, although that was hot af at the same time haha
Smirnoff shooters? like what, little tiny bottles?
I don't...I don't know what that is? did you dodge them? did you die? I USED RUBBER BULLETS
and? how much more can you fit homie?
kek for real? some people just stick to a certain style, even if it is autistic incarnate. but is his sister normal? I had this girl in highschool who was super boring, like she dressed drab and didn't like to do anything that seemed "sinful" yet here sister was completely chill and normal

It's a lie.
See

You fucking love loli.

And how is spike's filth supposed to change my statement?

Hey there.

No. I was called in during a back surgery.
I think this kid was like 17 years old and now he's either gonna have severe back cramps or have to walk with a cane for the rest of his life.

Yeah 50 ml bottles. 30% content each. Like I said. I have a fucking lot of them because of a Halloween party last year. They'd just been sitting in my freezer. Figured now is a better time than never to kill them off.

Accurate screencap. No signs of shoop

i did go to bed but i only slept for like 3 hours
>rattle
the first step is accepting it

I know right? I fucking love Heavy Object

>Milinda

Surely you don't have all Lolis Dio-sama

Shinoa is all about it and kicks vampire ass. She reminds me of cheshire cat

^_^

Eh. I take what they have lol

I blame hentai and pedos for it

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I am ded forever! X_X

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Shinoa was kill

One more drop of MWO, and the food hunt begins.
>what am I doing
>i feel dirty
IM RUNNING AN URBIE WITH A GAUSS RIFLE HELP ME

I don't really like the crazy seasonings, maybe like a spicy one but other than that cracked pepper is my jam. so what are you up too dude? besides posting?
oh kek, I can see that, like some kid who doesn't get sarcasm and is like "oh gosh...oh geez...he wants 10lbs of suga" like kyles cousin from south park