So I went to a strip club for the first time tonight. AMA bros

So I went to a strip club for the first time tonight. AMA bros

Did you peepee the pooper, OP?

Did you get to cum

I didn't spend much. If you just want to see some ass and tits all you have to do is pay cover charge. They pulled guys on stage and rubbed pussy onto faces for $20

Did you get a private lap dance op?

No I just watched from a distance and played that punch game

>being this much of a beta

>be me.
>go out to dinner.
>they bring food to table.
>it looks delicious.
>it smells delicious.
>i can feel the warmth of the plates.
>i pay for food and go home.
>never touched it.
>go on Sup Forums and say:

hey guys, so I went to dinner for the first time tonight. AMA bros.

I'm getting married this year, fag. I don't pay for pussy. Friends from work wanted me to go so I made them buy me drinks. I'm alpha as fuck, you cuck cock.

Op the post

>be me
>see person doing something they said they'd do
>lol at them
>lol
Faggot

>I'm getting married this year
>I'm alpha
What other lies has your wife told you

Obviously not married yet, retard, but she's hot as fuck and cool as fuck. I'm locked in

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> getting married and thinks he's alpha


Yeh user you don't get to use that word your more of an omega.

How many of you fags have ever tasted pussy?

Pretty much everyone this isnt 2006 Sup Forums where majority of people where social shut ins, everyone one here's from social media or other cancerous sites.

>married
>I don't pay for pussy

M8 you're paying more for pussy than anyone in this thread.

ethered

This is my social media. I don't work. I of have a kid though. Basically me and my gf live with my parents. I do not live a good life.

This, if u I haven't realized by now having a gf your still paying for pussy, your buying her food, gifts and all that other shit just to get in her pants. That's why I fuck escorts and continue to make $$$$