Sell me this pen Sup Forums

sell me this pen Sup Forums

Suxk my ass

no

Fuck you. Kill yourself

You should buy a pencil instead

Do you have a pen?

here you go, that'll be $149.99 please

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buy this pen or a puppy dies!!

Its aahh.. amazing pen! For uuhhh.. prof-professionals!

I went to college. I don't sell shit, I buy it.

Why would we want to sell your pen for you.. Put it on ebay, dick head.

Ah geez, ya gotta buy this pen... the wolves are at ol gils door

Buying this pen will make you not a faggot, OP

kek

Its blue

thats purple you blind faggot

And your blood is, nigger.

Buy this pen or I will kill your whole family and fuck the dead bodies. then I will go to a public playground and take my pants off while high on meth and viagra. Then I will take the pen and go to your house. I will kill you with this pen. I will do it. You don't deserve to live, and neither do I. I haven't had my meds in about a week and I think I'm losing my mind. I will find you OP. I will do very bad things. I have nothing to lose. Buy the pen. I may still do something crazy and fucked up but I might not, maybe. Only if you buy this pen

Fine I'll buy your damn pen.

This pen got me these dubs.

If dubs, OP stick pen in butthole

samefag?

if you buy this pen I'll kill myself

You'll do it anyway. Keep your pen, you'll need it for your gay suicide note

Wouldn’t you say that your signature is an important event in life? Then shouldn’t it be treated like one? What I mean by that is, here you are signing bills, contracts, etc., all important and memorable events. All while using a very unmemorable pen.
We grew up, our entire lives, using cheap BIC pens because they get the job done for grocery lists and directions. But we never gave it much thought to learn what’s best for more important events.
This is the pen for more important events. This is the tool you use to get deals done. Think of it as a symbol for taking your brand to the next level. Because when you begin using the right tool, you are in a more productive state of mind.

Ok then write your name down on a piece of paper

Anyone after some 20 year old ludes? Ill even sweeten the deal: They come with this neato free pen ...

Fag.

shit man, you caught me