This fucking thread again: ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again: ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Sumoner or cleric?

Sumerian

Why don't you just fucking kill yourself?

Gotta shitpost

Why no hooker?

Don't want to contribute to trafficking and shit.

Why do you think you haven't had a kiss yet?

Because my average looks do not compensate my social retardation.

So what do you do with your time?

Browsing dank memes.

Bouldering, cycling, running, sleeping, getting drunk, vidya, reading.

You do all that and you're socially retarded? No judgement, but could you explain a bit? I'm not tryin to pry I'm sayin I wanna get you at least a kiss Sup Forumsro

Aye you posted this thread before

>You do all that and you're socially retarded? No judgement, but could you explain a bit?

I am just awkward and stupid in conversations. No eloquence, no humour, no witness, just spaghetti. What I do in my free time does not change that simple fact.

I did indeed.

Sure it does, you've got plenty to talk about, and are we forgetting that sluts don't care about eloquence humor or wittiness? At this point in your life what have you got to be afraid of? If some bitch doesn't like you move on to the next one. I think you're setting yourself up for defeat

>Sure it does, you've got plenty to talk about

No. I have nothing to talk about. I am very bad at telling stories and in most conversations, my mind is blank. And not due to nervousness; it doesn't matter if I talk to some hot bitch or to my own mother.

>If some bitch doesn't like you move on to the next one.

There were many bitches that don't like me. There was never one which did like me.

Should I send her a dick pic? We haven't fucked in like 2years

I have seen many similar cases in my life. Mostly the reason is "in your head". You see yourself worse than you are. The other thing is also "in your head" men concentrate on the idea that the first time needs to be with a 10/10. And thats what you get. There are so many woman who have the same problem. Just start from "low" and move to higher ground little by little. Every pot has its cover.

you need the red pill, friend

Who's your waifu?

Become rich, you'll get all the sluts that way

Then be the strong silent type, shit man idk, if this isn't bait then you're perception of yourself is the only thing getting in the way

In some slav countries man do not talk more than "cyka blet" or "kurwa" and they get lots of pussy. Change your mirror.

Dick pics to everybody!

I usually went for average women. In fact, I don't know any 10/10.

Elaborate.

I might be pathetic but I am not that pathetic.

Currently looking for a job.

Post pic pls?

Dude. I had times in my life when I thought I was the best thing since sliced bread (alcohol helps a lot to induce this feeling), but I nevertheless didn't make any connection with anybody.

are you sad you're a kissless virgin?
if so, why?

...

Since I am quite active, my body is quite okay

Remember one thing, it does not matter how you look. What you talk. Nothing matters. The most important is self esteem. If you do what you do so that others think you know it well than thats it. Woman do not listen. They look on the main picture.
I have seen so many fat blobs, that are not richer than others and they have a 9/10.
Mostly they just send a good image of high self esteem.
(Sorry for the English)

Because sex is a basic human need. As is being loved.

fuck I love this anime I need a 3rrrrrrddddddd season

dude, a good escort is just doing her thing. Get a white one who speaks English and your conscious, and you sack, will be clear

Wtf man? Go out now and get some pussy!
It definitely wont come to your door by itself

>I have seen so many fat blobs, that are not richer than others and they have a 9/10.

OP here. Me too. But usually, these people have a great personality and are very socially adjusted persons. Those who have lots of self esteem paired with social retiredness usually end up on the cringe threads here.

why is it im not a virgin and i still want to die?

>Wtf man? Go out now and get some pussy!

I wish I could tell you that I didn't try.

Hmm. I guess I just don't get it, you said you are average looking, and you've got plenty of hobbies worth sharing. Women aren't that hard to get with, some will jump on your junk just for the '15 mins of fame' drama that goes with it. I guess I'm gonna bow out, don't think I can help you man, cuz quite frankly I don't see where the issue actually is. I wish you the best OP I really do

Then try once more! Look at the biography of A . Lincoln.
It is so, if there are 10 woman who would be with you (lets say in your town/city) and you meet some girl who dumps you. Then you are closer to the ones who wont.

Have you ever had a chance with someone and ended up ruining it?

>I don't see where the issue actually is

Again, I am just very socially awkward. As soon as I open my mouth, any attractiveness is lost.

Go out u faggot, Ur not even a manlet u'll get pussy FO sho

>It is so, if there are 10 woman who would be with you (lets say in your town/city) and you meet some girl who dumps you. Then you are closer to the ones who wont.

But finding ten women who could stand me in let's say 1.000.000 women of the right age, is not that easy.

There were probably quite a few people who were physically attracted to me, but who didn't find my personality attractive. But I cannot give an example.

have you considered that you don't need to have a woman in your life to be happy?

I'm not saying you don't have to have sex, I'm all for that.

what is your history with girls like?

As i said, in some coutries man do not talk at all. If they do its "kurwa".
Some companies just sell sugar water. Some sell the same product every year as a new one. Just make this your strong side.

Look at some guides or something man, google is your friend. Talk about your hobbies, but don't press too hard. Start the topic of conversation, but then let her talk. Add a few things here and there, but don't draw too much attention to yourself. When you go to talk, ask yourself "would a _____ say that?" where ___ can be anything like a Sup Forumseta or a prick. Show interest, but keep your interest based around yourself mostly, chicks hate that desperate clinging to them crap.

The most simple strategy if you are really not a great talker.
Just talk with questions. Every person likes to talk about himself. Just ask and ask.

>what is your history with girls like?

I don't understand the question.

>When you go to talk, ask yourself "would a _____ say that?" where ___ can be anything like a Sup Forumseta or a prick

I have no idea what a "beta" or an "alpha" is supposed to say. No fucking clue. I oftentimes read those threads here where equally retarded people try to chat up their crushes on messenger services and blow it. And usually - while everybody else is laughing - I have no idea what they did wrong.

But why does having sex mean anything? I understand wanting a longing relationship/companion but just having sex to say you've had sex is retarded.

27 y/o kissless virgin here.

This is usually what I did, because I didn't want to talk about myself. If she tried to get the topic on what I do, I usually gave some short response and changed the topic back.

take a look at therationalmale
.com/the-best-of-rational-male-year-one/

dubs is truth

Will take a look at it.

have you ever tried online dating? some people say its much easier

why are you worthless

Check'd

Only Tinder and some German platform. Don't know what is the most used platform in the UK where I am currently residing.

I fucked up my life pretty good. No sex, no friends, soon unemployed.

bump

mfw gamma +

i believe that these are all just states of mind. the material part (good job etc) are not prerequisite for alpha status

therationalmale
.com/2011/10/20/alpha/

omega- here.

OP, what is your power level?

state of mind, behavior, personality same basic thing right?

alpha+ lead the pack, beta/delta/omega(-/+) are the herd, and gamma+ are lone wolves.

If you refer to this shit wheresmysammich.com/picture/69257/what's-your-power-level?/

it's 134

bump, faggots

Should I get a 2000$ Hatsune Miku sex doll?

That's coward. Do some research, ask people who have made their experiences and you'll be fine. See it as a form of entertainment, and you'll get this problem solved. It'll help you getting your shit together. I highly encourage you to spend hire a nice hooker. There's nothing wrong with. To hell with dignity and shit!

How much should I pay? 500€, 1000€?

right? its like saying throwing 1 recyclable can in the garbage will destroy the planet.

Where do you live, user? And how is your financial situation?
Well, the most important thing is that you feel comfortable, and that means that you want to chat with her for a while. If you go to a strip club, you might to buy her a drink, which is not cheep. But you can leave and go to another place. Just tell her that you have never paid for it before and your not too experienced. Ask her to start slowly. So in total with drinks and everything it'll maybe several hundreds bucks. The second time it's gonna be cheaper, because you can just buy for half an hour.

>Where do you live, user?

UK

>And how is your financial situation?

I have around 20.000€ in savings, but I will soon be unemployed.

33 years dude? Just go get laid dude. Pay a hooker if you have to.

>Just go get laid dude

Never thought of that. Asshole.

Do it faggot.

K. 2000$ sex doll it is.

Says the 33 year old kissless virgin. Faggot.

>its worth it

>buy sex doll
>gets one with roastbeef curtains

for fucks sake, user.

No u.

Fucking sold.

Not even you faggot, copy pasta image, seen it in other thread

what did you have for breakfast this morning?

man, fuck right off a cliff. its the only one image i have. i have some images of those jap loli dolls but i aint about to get raped in prison.

just google real doll. they go up to like 7500 with DD's and a removable penis without balls and a vagina. marcy projects marcy son what?

In another thread which I opened.

Müsli.

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