NZ Thread

NZ Thread

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Hawkes bay nudes anyone

Why are IDs even gone?

Because john key found this thread.

Very honourable photo of the Emperor of New Zealand.

whats everyone eating tonight

Haven't eaten yet. Might have sleep for dinner, ow

whats the best take away to get

>Christchurch

Evening

Burger King, unless you've got a local pizza or Chinese place that's good

ded

lads

But I'm Australian. Can I stay?

post em

from hb?

I don't know why you'd want to stay, Bruce

oi oi you can stay mate

Dunners reporting, bruh
Noice

Evening, user
How goes it?

It goes good. How it go with you?

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Wellington reporting in. any other welly fags around

can you sheep fuckers not?

>because acted retarded makes you look cool

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dunedin reporting what a shitty night

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Wow. You don't know the geography of Japan at all do you.
The Christchurch dot should be to the left a bit and be wellington instead.
That Auckland dot shouldn't be where it is, that area is just a couple of sparsley populated fishing villages.
Where you have the bay of islands there is pretty much nothing.
Stewart island would be more like Okinawa which isn't even on this map.

yeah just smoked a joint and got some kfc, noting else to do

Uh nu Fuchs you Bru. Fuckin kiwi kunts.

Burger King has coupons too.
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aussie dipshit spotted.

yes

You could masturbate??

already have twice today

Where's your sheep bru. Lambs beware kiwis have Velcro now.

Only the weak armed six year olds need velcro. Real men have the strength to use the technique they teach us early on in high school where you just grab both the hind legs.

Nice technique do you apply that to your sister as well

It's similar to the method that filthy sand niggers employ with their goats.

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lol kiwi fags

stfu cunt we are kewl xD
vape naysh out

Oh god its bait
I'm fucking triggered

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i hope the vape pen blows your tongue off

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thot

dunedin check in, wassup

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? who dis butterface?

this is now a nudes thread

no more.
stop.

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neighbours are playing music loudly fml

kill neighbours

that cant be real

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okay that has to be fake

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Porirua, the nicer part of Porirua.

why not?

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>tfw no qt NZ bf
why live

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you got trips though, so theres that...

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M-Maybe those trips gave me good luck?
bf pls

What that mouth do?

Pakuranga/east auckland reporting in. How's things in nz tonight?

are you decent to look at?
do you even try to get a bf or do you wish one will magically turn up out of no where?

continue to do what you have always done and you will always get what you have got.

Is this cunt gonna win

CHCH Here.

Anyone know where a guy could score some lsd or shrooms?

Anything anyone'd want me to do.
I'm trying to properly get into shape, I'm just doing a few hundred squats at the moment though and I'm a bit eugh still.
I'm trying right now to get a bf, actively going out with friends and flirting but it doesn't really work too well.
I'm horrible with flirting though so idk.

i do, i get from sydnem

few hundred squats... you're doing it wrong.

nope.
nigga ate too much bk.

just a hype machine for burger king really.

Nice trips, but any contact stuff?

How do I do it right?
I'm just doing squats upon squats because that's all I really know,

y r u just doing squats?
nigga get a proper exercise routine.

go on a buy sell page and someone will contact you

Seems a lil dodge

This seems like something a nzer would do rfb 86

Did Joseph Parker winned?

dont get then

Yop

boobs

It's not truly RFB if it isn't in a matty b Cefiro

youre a fucking munter

>>pre-made Tachikoma
>>not building the superior Tachikoma model kit by hand

lame

I have not lived in NZ for 10 years, and haven't visited since 2011. The only good things I have seen out of NZ since I visited last have been the dildo throwing, and the laser-eye kiwi flag. And the ex-racist mayor guy - good on him. Apart from that, the country has gone to the shitter and it's laughable that you've stayed with such a dropkick of a PM. Come on NZ - cheer me up; there must be something else I can feel good about home?

Seems like it's going to be that way unless the guys I know can point me somewhere

>>I have not lived in NZ for 10 years
quitter

For me just the nature, the open spaces, beautiful scenery and general lack of fuckery that happens in many other places make it a top spot.

Granted, we have a share of bogans and such, but at least it is a safe and comfortable place to live.

lol. nice comeback
no, I left for money and trying a few new places

seriously just post, i did that about 5 times before i found my mushroom regular

It just seems so dodgy, if you mean fuqb00k

true. lots of development in some places too but - hope we keep that reigned in