>Hates England
>Speaks English
WTF???
>Hates England
>Speaks English
WTF???
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Nobody hates englel m8, its just banter
Wales, Scotland and Ireland do.
I speak American
scotland genuinely hate england to be fair
Wales and Ireland are just kind of meh
You speak a bastardised version of English mate
maybe u should stop oppressing them and give them their freedoms
scotland had their chance
they just can't handle the bantz
These days Scotland probably dislike England the most
Ireland obviously historically hated England very much but now that ROI has its independence, they probably don't care as much anymore
And yeah Wales probably hates us the least. All they care about is beating us at rugby.
I speak Australian m8
You speak a bastardised version of French mate
Ireland have their independence you moron
Scotland had a referendum on it but didn't have the balls to vote yes
Wales don't care enough to want independence really
No you don't you fucking convict, you speak English because your ancestors were Englishmen who we deported
You speak bastarized version if Bulgarian pham
We should just make them numbers 51-53 t b h
You mean Modern version. Your ancient version of English is no longer needed in the 21st century.
Oi fuck those damn yanks bunch of culturless poofters.
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Definitely not true, English is a Germanic language with a French influence (and by corollary, Latin influence)
You speak in grunts and hand gestures
Thank you America
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American will always sound better than English
Why do British singers always try to sound American when they sing?
I'm not hating on scottish mates, but if they hate england so much, why don't they just speak gaelic scottish (or whatever it's called)
I mean you HAVE to know english because it's an international language, but why is it your own language m8
Did the Englards prohibit them from teaching their own language or smth?
I eat a bstardised version of ravioli
>Did the Englards prohibit them from teaching their own language or smth?
yes lmao
the little kids in school would get the cane if they spoke anything other than english
>actually believing this
There's a reason no one watches espn mate, american commentators sound like annoying prepubescent twats
Guayvioli
if you get rid of the southern states i'd happily join the US 2bh
aren't they the best ones m8?
no, new england is
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that's really odd. Greeks and a lot of other nations got conquered by the turks for like 400 years (and in case of other nations for even more) but despite all the oppresion and shit they and we still speak our own language
We always talk shit about the turks being evil etc etc but if we got conquered by Britain we would be basically be Brits now (just look at cypriots and maltese)
>Invented Sport
>Is shit at it
WTF???
Most American's would love to
I speak American
Should've picked German to be honest.
>doesn't like shit
>shits
Our commentators are British
We even lifted people from MoTD but people keep saying our commentators are shit. People will just shit on anything American
>that's really odd. Greeks and a lot of other nations got conquered by the turks for like 400 years (and in case of other nations for even more) but despite all the oppresion and shit they and we still speak our own language
The Greeks had the Church keeping the language alive and relevant. It's a pretty common phenomenon. And it explains why religion was so important during the Greek independence, even if it had liberal elements.
Protestantism in Scotland just helped spread English.
>We always talk shit about the turks being evil etc etc but if we got conquered by Britain we would be basically be Brits now (just look at cypriots and maltese)
The Maltese speak much better Italian than English, actually.
Because USA, not because of you.
False, both have evolved since you twats fucked off over there
They don't?
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