She's passed out drunk

She's passed out drunk.
More?

no thanks

drop ze pants with timestamp and I will give you a brojob.

yas moar

No, that looks like a fucking man

More feet

...

i want you to shit on that puppy pad op

Op
It's that a scar from a stabilization rid for a broken thigh bone?

>ze

WTF is that shit on your floor? Clean it up. Holy shit.

Chilled?

Timestamp with shorts around ankles

Ze, yes. I'm a cuckfag, don't worry.

Looks like puke

sharpy in pussy and pooper

Clean the fucking floor. And change the floor diaper. Somebody pissed on it.

Take a photo with your dick in front of her face!!!!!!!!!
:Dddd

Rod

Clean up the vom. Get her on the couch with s blanket, a bucket, glass of water and a bowl of eggs.....then post pics.

Kick in ribs

This

>Bowl of eggs

Wat?

Yes she broke her femur a year ago. And it is puke.

This definitely

Take those shorts off and show her ass. And by the way... Check em

Ok do clean her hair

tits puhlease

Singles! OP must do it.

+1 for bowl of eggs

she's not allowed to leave until she's eaten them all

penis on her lips

That sir... is a plate. Not a fucking bowl.

timestamp or leave, faggot

They don't have to say what, but they do have to eat all the eggs.

Put her hand in a cup of warm water.

mitch caught a body bout a week ago!

Yeah I know, but it's the closest I have ever seen in a porn to the meme.

Here you go, newfag

I'll leave then, faggot.

Welcome to Sup Forums
How was school today?

bye, felicia

Dubs = Nudes

this

I was eating cereal and milk flew out of my nose lmao

pee on her face

Trips win

Nudesssssss for the sake of goooood

Stick your dick in her ass

seconded

OP taking forever, i'm done with this thread

Finally someone took the bait :^)

Oh, and another one :^)

She probably woke up and was like "wtf user"

Hear hear, It's decided that OP is a faggot.

Thread adjourned indefinitely.

That vomit looks pretty tasty. Who ate all the big pieces???

mhmm

I did the right thing and gave her a bath.

Duuhhh im gonna troll Sup Forums by pretendin to not know shit.
Good one man. You got us.

:) U mad, newfaggots

No one says that anymore

Fuck off cunt

1 move all the furniture in the house
2 toss a blanket over her
3 at about 8 am grab a large pot and a wooden spoon
4 find a good marching tune I recommend "erika"
5 bang away in beat to the tune
6 ?
7 Profit!

pull her pants off

Honestly, I really like step one of this plan by itself. When she comes to, act as if this is how the furniture always was.

this

I feel summer creepin' in, and I'm tired of this board agaaaiiiaaaaannn.

What was that story again?

If OP gets his shit together and more pics. This could be a good thread?

Story? It's just some Japanese porno where she gets kidnapped and raped multiple times.

MOARRR

curling iron in vag..
THEN PLUG IT IN!!!

So no face pics? I just wanna see what kinda sloppy Fuck does that kinda shit.

shave her cunt. it'll have her wondering wtf happened for weeks on end.

fingerbang!!

How lomgs it take to clean someones fukkin hair. Where are you op

Post gash?

Show Butthole

Put in recovery position

then kill her for the blubber

winter is coming

cut off the tips of it's fingers bro!

wait... what?

Nice grammar m8

This, all the way in, but without the plugging in.

The part with the fingerprints - cut them off. Then you could finger paint with them or cash checks at banks with them, or just keep them in a little box somewhere for fun.

take her clothes off for her, put her in bed, cum on her face, pic of all

this

do the plugging in but only if you have a highspeed camera. iPhone would work.

Get that shit deep as fuck!

OP here, turns out i'm a faggot and i won't deliver

Dude, OP is a fag. OP is always a fag. I honestly don't know why these fags make threads when they can't afford the upkeep.

I will
Where are you?
Did you remove the GPS data from your pic?..

I had high hopes for this thread too.

at least piss on her a little

That day Ron started a life filled with regret of the day he posted on Sup Forums.

Set her on fire and post webm

Make her a bowl of eggs for when she wakes up.

This faggot thinks he replied to OP?

it's hot outside

Roll

Being this new
You stupid nigger kill yourself

bread is dead

Sick fuck. Don't ever change b/.