She's passed out drunk.
More?
She's passed out drunk
no thanks
drop ze pants with timestamp and I will give you a brojob.
yas moar
No, that looks like a fucking man
More feet
...
i want you to shit on that puppy pad op
Op
It's that a scar from a stabilization rid for a broken thigh bone?
>ze
WTF is that shit on your floor? Clean it up. Holy shit.
Chilled?
Timestamp with shorts around ankles
Ze, yes. I'm a cuckfag, don't worry.
Looks like puke
sharpy in pussy and pooper
Clean the fucking floor. And change the floor diaper. Somebody pissed on it.
Take a photo with your dick in front of her face!!!!!!!!!
:Dddd
Rod
Clean up the vom. Get her on the couch with s blanket, a bucket, glass of water and a bowl of eggs.....then post pics.
Kick in ribs
This
>Bowl of eggs
Wat?
Yes she broke her femur a year ago. And it is puke.
This definitely
Take those shorts off and show her ass. And by the way... Check em
Ok do clean her hair
tits puhlease
Singles! OP must do it.
+1 for bowl of eggs
she's not allowed to leave until she's eaten them all
penis on her lips
That sir... is a plate. Not a fucking bowl.
timestamp or leave, faggot
They don't have to say what, but they do have to eat all the eggs.
Put her hand in a cup of warm water.
mitch caught a body bout a week ago!
Yeah I know, but it's the closest I have ever seen in a porn to the meme.
Here you go, newfag
I'll leave then, faggot.
Welcome to Sup Forums
How was school today?
bye, felicia
Dubs = Nudes
this
I was eating cereal and milk flew out of my nose lmao
pee on her face
Trips win
Nudesssssss for the sake of goooood
Stick your dick in her ass
seconded
OP taking forever, i'm done with this thread
Finally someone took the bait :^)
Oh, and another one :^)
She probably woke up and was like "wtf user"
Hear hear, It's decided that OP is a faggot.
Thread adjourned indefinitely.
That vomit looks pretty tasty. Who ate all the big pieces???
mhmm
I did the right thing and gave her a bath.
Duuhhh im gonna troll Sup Forums by pretendin to not know shit.
Good one man. You got us.
:) U mad, newfaggots
No one says that anymore
Fuck off cunt
1 move all the furniture in the house
2 toss a blanket over her
3 at about 8 am grab a large pot and a wooden spoon
4 find a good marching tune I recommend "erika"
5 bang away in beat to the tune
6 ?
7 Profit!
pull her pants off
Honestly, I really like step one of this plan by itself. When she comes to, act as if this is how the furniture always was.
this
I feel summer creepin' in, and I'm tired of this board agaaaiiiaaaaannn.
What was that story again?
If OP gets his shit together and more pics. This could be a good thread?
Story? It's just some Japanese porno where she gets kidnapped and raped multiple times.
MOARRR
curling iron in vag..
THEN PLUG IT IN!!!
So no face pics? I just wanna see what kinda sloppy Fuck does that kinda shit.
shave her cunt. it'll have her wondering wtf happened for weeks on end.
fingerbang!!
How lomgs it take to clean someones fukkin hair. Where are you op
Post gash?
Show Butthole
Put in recovery position
then kill her for the blubber
winter is coming
cut off the tips of it's fingers bro!
wait... what?
Nice grammar m8
This, all the way in, but without the plugging in.
The part with the fingerprints - cut them off. Then you could finger paint with them or cash checks at banks with them, or just keep them in a little box somewhere for fun.
take her clothes off for her, put her in bed, cum on her face, pic of all
this
do the plugging in but only if you have a highspeed camera. iPhone would work.
Get that shit deep as fuck!
OP here, turns out i'm a faggot and i won't deliver
Dude, OP is a fag. OP is always a fag. I honestly don't know why these fags make threads when they can't afford the upkeep.
I will
Where are you?
Did you remove the GPS data from your pic?..
I had high hopes for this thread too.
at least piss on her a little
That day Ron started a life filled with regret of the day he posted on Sup Forums.
Set her on fire and post webm
Make her a bowl of eggs for when she wakes up.
This faggot thinks he replied to OP?
it's hot outside
Roll
Being this new
You stupid nigger kill yourself
bread is dead
Sick fuck. Don't ever change b/.