My buddy was crushed to death in a freak accident. What are some ways to celebrate his life?
My buddy was crushed to death in a freak accident. What are some ways to celebrate his life?
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line em up and knock em down
focus on the positive
can you please tell us about how the freak accident happened?
Have niggers tongue your anus.
host a pancake feed
Crush yourself in his honor.
Story?
Crush a baby nigger in his honor.
Jackstand failed on a truck he was working on and the tire crushed his head.
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go stomp some beetles
eat mashed potatoes and play whack a mole, also step on some ants and think gee this sure reminds me of Johny a lot :^) then you could drive over a banana and make a christmas card out of that and send it to his gf, family and relatives :^)
Dubs have spoken
did he died
Let's all get a pair of nice red shoes like his.
>crushed to death
post pics
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was it like this OP?
Gnarly, always use at least 2 forms of support.
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN
answer my questoin u cheeky lil cunt or ill shag yer litte faggot fanny
go to africa and uncrush some poor children in his honor
I'm sorry for your loss op ;_;7
That's best in life.
I am so sorry man
try to stay strong
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>not being ultra paranoid as I am
>not using literally 8 Jakartans
Go out to a bar and tell stories about him. Make him live on.
Buy his family a coffee bean grinder.
such a waste
lel
and whole beans
go flat out on the celebrations
Everyone gets crushed nuts on their sundaes.
I hope your spirits haven't been too crushed since the accident. When you get knocked down, you just have to get back up again. I know things will feel pretty flat at first, but you just have to keep your chin up and rise from the rubble.
my friend died in a freak accident where this pole just came out of nowhere and he hit the pole and his car was basically like crushhhh, so in a way he was crushed to death too. Then his car just rolled over into a corn field a kilometer or so off the road, speed was definitely a factor. ANyways just get over it faggot. Life goes on. Life's too short to be a cringeworthy faggot who cries everytime milk spills. And you know what if you are upset? You just pretend you don't give a fuck.
Or you know we could take this to the next level and you could make a fucking memory box in his honour using dried noodles and shit.
.tell your friend he should have isolated that machinery properly
jackstands have a fail safe that they wont even move if it detects something is wrong. You can pump and pump all you want and it wont do anything. Not to mention if any fluid leaks it automatically locks up. The jackstand didnt fail. Your friend was murdered.
we meet again mr holmes
thats a car jack you idiot
>2016 not using a hydraulic jackstand
had a right laugh at that
flatten some pennies on the train tracks and give them to his family