Your goal is to kill as many people as possible, you have 48 hours to prep, 200,000 dollars to spend on supplies...

Your goal is to kill as many people as possible, you have 48 hours to prep, 200,000 dollars to spend on supplies, and 24 hours to execute your plan.

What would you do?

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Buy 400,000 jack in the box tacos

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Can I get 133,000 ranch packets with that?

Turn in whoever is funding this murderous endeavour.

>What would you do?

Rush hour, find spot where escape is not easy. Distraction, block road. Follow that initial blast up with another one at the other end of the canyon or whatever it is.

People would crush one another in panic. I just sit back and watch.

Wait an hour for the fires to die down, then do a double tap and set off new explosions. Extra points for bringing down a new helicopter INTO the fire area.

You are a cop with no budget who wants to find criminal geniuses/home grown terrorists on Sup Forums.
No, that's not a hypothetical, I'm just saying what is true.

youre going to need more than that

This

This thread helps the Feds prep.

You are participating in a government think tank.

>Elect Hillary
>Let her neo-con grandma fingers loose on the middle east
> Profit???

>buy brief case
>buy used pinball machine parts
>incite panic
>profit

A Concur with other Sup Forumstards this seems like an easy game for an innocent person to say something dumb and get some feds at their house

>200k
Individual small IED's placed in throw away backpacks in lost and founds throughout a large populace city.
Using only about 3 pounds of plastic explosive at 20 locations simultaneously detonated you could achieve not only a good kill count but mass destabilization.

The end goal is not to get a massive kill count but to make the people question the legitimacy of the protection they are taxed for. An attack on this scale would be able to destabilize the entire population of a large city say San Fran., NYC, DC, etc. plunging the civilians into a panic which leads them to deconstruct their own infrastructure.

Public services would be overwhelmed and unable to keep control of the looting and rioting.

Nice to see you again NSA you already know about this though. You guys got it all figured out.

FBI/10

Most of the money left over would be used to fuel the endeavors to bankroll more attacks. Effectively achieving a mass anarchy revolution by using fear.

Take the money. Look at porn for 48 hours. Jack to porn. Short half a million sperm into cup of bleach. Each sperm is half a people. Just killed 250,000 people and am $200,000 richer.

It's all fun and games until butt hurt Americans come in. Op asked a question, this thread is based on that question. Shitposters suck on my left tit.

>fly to Detroit
>buy all the kfc
>dig a hole and fill it with lava bees (also lava)
>make platform above lava bees and put kfc on it
>hungry for chicken, the nigs will come
>little do they know, lava bees

nice try FBI

>lava bees
>implying you can create a platform with materials able to withstand magma

It's like you're in grade school.

flawless

Not really, people will kill eachother for them

I use the $200K to buy cocaine. I round up a handful of wannabe thugs, give them a manifesto, and show them how to cook up crack (if they don't already know). I send them out to sell rocks, and to indoctrinate additional talent. In 24 hours I will not only have all of my money back (and probably an order of magnitude return) - but also a small minion army. The key feature of this plan is the manifesto: enforcing buy-in to an arbitrary culture and framework of rules ensures that the organism I am building will propagate and survive even if/when I remove myself from the process. The manifesto will include instructions for brutally dealing with any competition (so there is guaranteed killing even if the drugs don't accomplish this) - and concludes with specific growth plans to seed new "cells" in other regions once a certain size/volume of growth is achieved.

Donate it all to a cigarette company.

>Not using Africanised killer lava bees.

Fucking newfag.

>What is tungsten, a readily available metal

Thinking you can train thugs to cook crack in 24 hours if they don't already know.

>show up to julio to buy 200k worth of coke
>you pull out the money
>julio shoots you
>takes your money and the coke

You have no connections to the criminal underworld therefore they have no need to do "legitimate" business with you because they don't have respect for you and no reason to have any.

You are an idiot. And I could still teach you how to make crack in about 10 minutes. Ignorant biotch.

>lava bees
what's wrong with lava bees?

>implying you can create a platform with materials able to withstand magma
it's coated in insulated ceramic
also, lava not magma, magma is below the crust, this is above'

>Not using Africanised killer lava bees.
the Africanised lava bees might feel sympathy for the darkies

>Find a variety of football games in large stadiums.
>Hire terrorists to overwhelm security, fence off and lock all exits.
>Release nerve and tear gas onto the field by dropping canisters from a helicopter or some shit.
>Resultant panic causes mass crushings, killing the majority of people who try to escape. Those who avoid crushings by staying put are mostly killed by gas.

I'm genuinely surprised that terrorists don't use stampedes more often, since they're much simpler logistics-wise and have a higher death-rate than shootings or bombings.

tossed

Yeah, if you want them to join forces in their rush to the bee welfare office.

Hey Mr. Obama... Osama! I ain't telling you... Na Aa!

>Rule 51 - Do not post your ideas on the internet

Protip: you don't know what connections I have.
And, the folks who sell that shit, want to sell it. That's what they do. It's not that hard to find a connection, and $200K is enough to get you a return ticket: why smoke a potential return customer? It's just not good business.

Same shit makorov did in no russian

You can make firebomb explosives relatively cheaply so you should be able to get a very large number of ieds in black bags, put them all at subway entrances and ventilation chutes. Blow them all up at rush hour, killing a few people in the explosions but causing many more to suffocate underground as the firebombs consume all the oxygen and fill the air with toxic gas.

By the time the rubble has been cleared it'll be far too late

Buy ingredients to make my own explosives cause it's cheaper that way (so more total booms). In a day even if fbi found out it'd be too late. Wear hi visibility vest, hire some protitutes to look official and plant that shit around city buildings. With the amount of explosive mass made, should knock down a few buildings. Most of the kills will be from passerbys getting shit flung into their organs at high velocity. Also public transport lines (train tracks, bridges etc) so one boom kills more than just a car. Also would shoot up a school or police station to distract my boys in blue, or tell disenfranchised youth to do so (I'll buy the guns and ammo). Go batman mode and just spray the ever loving shit out of people running from the blasts, might even order a subway sandwich before I detonate.

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Well, id want to make the biggest bang for the buck. Im sure with very little resources you could produce a nuclear weapon.

Just a quick 5 minute google search provides a wealth of information.

I know it seems like a hard endevor but i assure you it wouldnt be as hard as the media makes it out to be. A simple back pack nuke would be my first place to look. Being very careful about spending anymoney and careful about web searches and any items that are taken in for the project would be very under the radar by obtaining all items solo. Looking for any possible alternatives and once compiled brought to a very heavily populated city and detonated. I would hope to have a good portion of the 200,000 left after the simple bomb project and buy a plan ticket to one of the safe countries far away from danger.

Although the 24 hour time frame wouldnt work for this project

Poison water supplies in Africa.

You will actually get called a genius and be rewarded by billionaire ceos and even the president

Teach an idiot maybe. In 10 minutes I doubt it. Takes longer than that just to cook your demo batch. You have 24 hours to execute your plan. So.. unless you have the connections to purchase $200,000 worth of cocaine AND train these guys to cook it down to crack, AND actually do so, AND go then distribute that all in your actionable 24 hours... and that still doesn't even involve the thread of "the goal was to kill as many people as possible".

>protip
>YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!
Yeah nah you're a basement neckbearded NEET that whines about how women don't pay attention to him.

You're nothing just like the rest of us here and there's nothing you can say that will change that.

Lava bees are just silly

You need to put little backpacks on the bees filed with jet fuel. This way they could belt steel beams

build a mcdonalds

Donate it all to SJW groups.
Watch societal suicide ensue.

overpay on cannabis 1000% sit around and get baked and pump some tunes

>I looked it up for 5 minutes online and it looks easy
>a simple backpack nuke
>48 hours to prepare
>I know Islamic state has never achieved this with vastly more money/time/effort but I'm sure I can do it

What the fuck are you doing

Melt. .

>cia terror simulation program

If I had 200k I'd buy a fuckton of cocaine and overdose like the filthy spic I am

Spend $100 on a add advertising the first 100 people to enter each walmart world wide will be given a two hour free shopping spree.

>implying crack actually kills

Id be more apt to believe its the poor hygienic practices these poor communities live through that kill them early over the use of crack cocaine. Poor diets and well poor everything has got to stress the body to a maximum. Sure the crack might add to it but i hardly doubt its the main cause.

We have witnessed rich crack heads that have lived long fulfilled lives...

Activate trap mode

Go clubbing

Inject myself with AIDS

Orgy

>to buy cocaine
Like you would even know how to test to make sure it's cocaine and not talcum powder.

>go to NYC
>poison the water supply
>no Batman, Spider-Man, or other superhero to stop me
>drink canned beer instead
>blow what's left on lottery tickets

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Yeah 24 or 48 hours wouldnt be enough time. Which i stated the next post down.

I hardly doubt its that hard to do. If there is a will there is a way. we know how to do it. It comes down to finding items inder the radar.

Whats wrong with you mate?

Post really mean thing on teenage girls facebeef, spend 200k on building a business and getting rich

then use jet fuel and steel beams instead

My feet hurt a little.
Why do you ask?

To all the detractors out there

i thought rule 51 was about longcat

Maybe the islamic state isnt trying to build one. Youre just making the claim that they are because weve killed 4 million middle eastern people over the last decade so youre deducing they want to kill you with a nuclear weapon.

They very well could but im gonna need to see your source that shows evidemce that this is what theyre attempting to do.

Fucking shit Sup Forums never changes.

Buy/produce trigglypuff/hillary sex vid.
Upload to internet.
2 billion suicides + another 10k autoerotic asphyxiation accidents on Sup Forums

spend money to become head of an extremeist group and pull a 9/11 type thing

Bomb Yellowstone

kill myself
>butterfly effect

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gain the necessary supplies to take a plane and fly it into a massive sky scraper

>Fly to sierra leone
>Obtain sample of Ebola virus
>Conceal in a small inconspicuous vial to get through customs
>Infect myself
>Run around on 200k flying all over licking door knobs, licking people, coughing on everyone, spitting in unsuspecting people's coffee and putting small amounts of my blood everywhere
>If caught run off shouting "I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!"
>All niggers dead in America overnight
>Spent most of the money on travel

Come on FBI get your shit together.

Just send one Israeli missile into yemen, the rest would work itself out

I love you Ebola-chan!

>>Obtain sample of Ebola virus
>>Conceal in a small inconspicuous vial to get through customs
>>Infect myself
Why the fuck would you go through the trouble of hiding it from customs if youre just going to infect yourself you stupid fucking idiot

Mah nigga.

Because customs does temperature checks to this day to look for Ebola. It's still a problem and so for many people coming out of West Africa into the US they undergo a pre-boarding temp. check to make sure they're not infected.
If I infect myself before boarding then they will know and I'll be found out silly.
>wsj.com/articles/u-s-to-check-temperatures-of-west-africa-passengers-at-five-airports-1412788163

Mix arsenic into a coca cola factory line and watch as the dominoes fall.

Also, hey nsa, not an actual terrorist, just providing a theoretical answer to a question.

Buy AIDS virus and infect hospitals with it.

You dumb turd what do you think quality control does?

Love it bro. You're doing God's work

That's why I'd bribe the people you fucking mongrel. Jesus, I wouldn't even need to buy a lot of arsenic and I'd use the majority of the money to bribe people so it passes.

Also, hey FBI.

>bribe people to commit a felony that will definitely be traced back to the source

Yeah because modern criminal investigators can't figure out where a carcinogenic chemical comes from when it's released to the mass public.
>hey FBI
Hey.

shitloads of c4 and remote triggers

endless possibilities


thereotecial

I don't think you get it user, doesn't matter if i get caught or if the bribed officials get caught, it's about committing the plan with the resources and in a certain time frame. If you want to infect the largest amount of people and do serious damage, why not use the most common and liked soft drink to do it.

But seriously, hey FBI, not a terrorist, I'm just autistic and plan making on a large scale is something I actually do well at.

Honestly, I'd buy a bunch of CFCs and destroy the ozone. Send the Earth into another ice age, millions will die to skin cancer, and practically send the human race into another dark age.

Coca-Cola won't overlook quality control for $200,000 when it's a million dollar industry.

Find a city surrounded by water that exclusively uses bridges/tunnels kinda like NYC but what do i know I'm Auzzie.
Position timed explosives on each bridge in such a way that at least a large portion of each of them crumbles, I'm not trying to take down the whole bridge here, just make them temporarily inoperable.
Use whats left of the money to pay a hacker group to temporarily fuck with the traffic lights in said city to do as much damage as possible.
If i have any explosives/money left, place them at hospitals, city halls, natural gathering points/anywhere with a helipad or landing strip. And set them off within the time frame whenever it feels most impact full. Such as a supply plane/helicopter landing, a large city council meeting on the bridges exploding or the aftermath of a large traffic pileup being carted to the nearest hospital.
Sounds brutal but that's kinda the point, besides the effects of the immense shock and awe if you can cut off basic shit to the majority of the populace, such as food, medical attention & the ability to out the fuck get people will turn on each other pretty fucking quick.

The company as a whole, no.

But certain individuals that are key to quality control, yes.

I think you put too much faith in your average man when it comes to making a buck.

I buy a decent sized but still cheap house and put the rest of the money in a savings account.

Didn't say I had to SUCCEED at my goal.

You put too much faith in another person's ability to do evil. Most people would not accept money regardless of amount to knowingly kill thousands. If you want to do this, you'd have to form a team.

You don't have to tell them it's arsenic, tell them you're some corporate hick and that going up the chain to confirm will those them their job.

Seriously user, I really enjoy your optimism, makes me smile. But people are greedy. Especially in a multi billion dollar company.

Honestly, it would probably be easier to just kill the quality control guy and have him replaced with someone with the same goal as you.

bribe people along the way to make sure he gets the job, then once stationed, have him poison it. Or fuck it, do it yourself and save the money of hiring some other asshole.

pay the swing states to vote for trump

That depends, do you already have a firearm that you can kill him and get him in a position that you could kill him. And what if he has family or friends that he sees daily? People notice a missing person, except the police won't do anything if he's not missing for more than 48 hours, which is long enough for you to get in and poison the supply and get out.

I don't know man, I feel like I'm crossing a line I shouldn't by following this line of thought.

>hire actors
>rent cop uniforms
>make a video of "cops" killing a couple of dindus and laughing about it
>upload video to YouTube, liveleak, and worldstar

Wait for inevitable chimp out before all the facts are in.