Dubs decides what I do to get kicked out of university
Dubs decides what I do to get kicked out of university
Good old american school shooting.
boom boom, bang bang
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Stick your dubs up your mangina, op. Dubs/trips/quads are the dumbest thing ever. You're watching POST NUMBERS? That's just fucking retarded.
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School shooting
Oh shit it worked
pull the fire alarm
Winrar
Why not? I'll gladly roll for this!
kill yourself
smoke a fat blunt in the deans office.
Declare your support for Israel.
Deliver fagggggggot
Tell a professor that you're a Trump supporter.
Go to classes and exams completely naked, and act as if everything is normal. If anyone questions it, go full SJW berserk screaming and then hit them with a chair.
Put some nasty shit in the ventilation system, put hot glue in door locks, or:
>aquire old crappy phone
>make some fucked up shit as ringtone
>some other shit as SMS tone
>hide phone in room (hide it good)
>call phone
Or just go to the next animal food store and buy lots of small nasty animals. Bonus points if they fly/attack humans.
Or
>aquire either 3 tennis balls and a bit of tin foil OR Kno3 if you're an amifag (will be hard to get in europe)
>construct smoke bomb
>get something loud (firecracker or ton foil + NaOH [is in some cleaners])
>go to uni
>make explosion sound with whatever you got
>light your smoke bomb
>activate fire alarm
Firemen will have to search everything for a fire source
Bonus points if you actually light something on fire
And a big pile of bonus points when you do everything and scream allahu akbar
im in the uk, i dont have guns
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Buying locusts and releasing them in the university sounds like a good idea
It's plausible that it could be an accident too (eg. saying that i tripped over and they escaped and that I have them to feed my pet), so I may get suspended then I can do other things against the rules so I can get a smooth expulsion, without having to resort to any serious crimes
rape the dean
Find qt3.14, and get close enough to her to convince her to fuck, then fuck her during class.
Piss in the dean's gas (petrol) tank. Post NAZI, racist or anti Muslim propaganda all over campus.
Toss a large chunk of metallic sodium in the swimming pool while people are using it.