Dubs decides what I do to get kicked out of university

Dubs decides what I do to get kicked out of university

Good old american school shooting.

boom boom, bang bang

Roll

Stick your dubs up your mangina, op. Dubs/trips/quads are the dumbest thing ever. You're watching POST NUMBERS? That's just fucking retarded.

Roll

Rolling

School shooting

Oh shit it worked

pull the fire alarm

Winrar

Why not? I'll gladly roll for this!

kill yourself

smoke a fat blunt in the deans office.

Declare your support for Israel.

Deliver fagggggggot

Tell a professor that you're a Trump supporter.

Go to classes and exams completely naked, and act as if everything is normal. If anyone questions it, go full SJW berserk screaming and then hit them with a chair.

Put some nasty shit in the ventilation system, put hot glue in door locks, or:
>aquire old crappy phone
>make some fucked up shit as ringtone
>some other shit as SMS tone
>hide phone in room (hide it good)
>call phone
Or just go to the next animal food store and buy lots of small nasty animals. Bonus points if they fly/attack humans.
Or
>aquire either 3 tennis balls and a bit of tin foil OR Kno3 if you're an amifag (will be hard to get in europe)
>construct smoke bomb
>get something loud (firecracker or ton foil + NaOH [is in some cleaners])
>go to uni
>make explosion sound with whatever you got
>light your smoke bomb
>activate fire alarm
Firemen will have to search everything for a fire source
Bonus points if you actually light something on fire
And a big pile of bonus points when you do everything and scream allahu akbar

im in the uk, i dont have guns

this

roll

Buying locusts and releasing them in the university sounds like a good idea

It's plausible that it could be an accident too (eg. saying that i tripped over and they escaped and that I have them to feed my pet), so I may get suspended then I can do other things against the rules so I can get a smooth expulsion, without having to resort to any serious crimes

rape the dean

Find qt3.14, and get close enough to her to convince her to fuck, then fuck her during class.

Piss in the dean's gas (petrol) tank. Post NAZI, racist or anti Muslim propaganda all over campus.
Toss a large chunk of metallic sodium in the swimming pool while people are using it.