Messi

is he a sex icon now?

He's very good looking, didn't know that intil now, but he's fucking sexy ...

Do you think she took a chance that he was going to become a star?

Beards always make you more handsome. Feel bad for low test betas who can't grow one

He has great hair, I'll give him that. He's more cute than sexy though

isn't he like 5'7"?

Lol

f-fuck you you fucking leaf

She must be the GOAT talent scout. Arsenal should recruit her

>That beard
>That dead look on his face

Fuck, losing the World Cup final really killed him inside.

>i will find you, and i will kill you

If you have a weak chin and/or jaw, sure

sucks that he's probably too autistic to realize what a life he has

nice quads

He looked like he was about to bust out the AK when they handed him the trophy.

The beard looks nice

no homo

while tsunaldo is a homosex getting pounded by Moroccans

there's literally nothing wrong with being 5'7"

how do I get a beard to that point?

I want to do it but I don't want to look 35, also whenever I start growing it it starts to itch all the time and I even get acne under the hairs

>the city of russian satellite country #6

>that perfect hairline

some guys have it all

Is he trying a more grizzled look in case the tax police actually manage to throw him in jail?

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bitches have sixth sense for a reason m8, she probably knew he was going to be one of the greats before messi himself could even imagine it

she'll leave him a week after he retires from football, tops

iktfb
>175 cm
kill me

he's gone through puberty 10 years late

No, he just hit puberty

Maybe for delusional autistic betas who think they could be like him one day

unless autism has become sexy, i don't think so

When will they learn

you're right, midgets are human beings too

well first and foremost you have to be able to grow a full beard without patches. T

hen you have to invest in some chemicals like you would to have nice hair (shampoo, conditioners, moisturizers, etc).

Last, but not least, a competent barber to style and sculpt your beard. Something like doesn't just grow naturally.

>Messi is 5'7
>he's literally only a pinky finger shorter than you
>"LEL WHAT A MANLET LOL MIDGET HES SO SHORT"

Even then a beard will make you look better

Yes

Still a midget with severe autism

>that nose zit

I would let him fuck my boipussy, no homo

someone get a zoomed in pic on thiagos face, im on mobile

what an autistic looking child

Imagine popping that juice into your mouth

the stress of going to court

...

>tfw can't grow a beard
>only neckbeard and a very, very weak moustache

I'm 20.
This shit takes time, right?

Kek

Is that a Warcraft character?

You have until you're 25

Baby is starting on the cheese pizza and Sprite diet a little too soon

Do you think i will look good if i get that haircut?

holy shit that turd looks extremely fucking stupid m80s

He's a manlet and autistic as fuck so no

Looks like Shaqiri

He is a lack of sex icon because virgins adore him.

m8 do you work at a zoo? it's illegal having 3 baby chimpanzees as pets

So is Tom Cruise.

Those are my wife's sons, dont be disrespectful

He can grow an autism beard, but that doesn't make him not a manlet.

if you grow a beard, you WILL look older

This idk what it is but the beard helps him look more manly and fill his face up.

Didn't they start dating when he was 19 or 20? He was already a superstar by then.

It's the beard, it actually makes him look like an adult. Maybe I should try letting mine grow out a bit...

rare

he looks like a normal person with beard

...

You realise that the only reason he's reached manlet size is because Barca are pumping him full of hormones and drugs, right? As soon as his active career is over and his drug supply stops he'll shrink down to midget size and age 30 years over night.

No.

Fucking Pekerman benching him against Germany.

>Who put that green wall there?
>Where am I?
>I'd rather be home doing drugs

>yfw the retarded turd of Thiago marries Fabregases daughter in pic related
>Thiago and his wife become dissapointemnt for their parents
>Their first born child ends up being male with unlimited potential
>Cesc and Messi as a good grandparents take it on themselves to raise that child
>yfw we have a new goat finally surpasing Messi

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>a new goat finally surpasing Messi
Ronaldo > Messi

Fucking Pekerman taking out Riquelme

is that that baby from the dinosaurs show ? the one that says "not the baby"

>people making fun of thiagos baby fat pppprrrrrrrrrgbbbbttttttttt

A beard really does change people a lot

wew lad

his wife kinda looks like Madison Ivy..

that baby is obese! his parents need to watch what he eats!
t. fat expert

found the manlet.

>tfw 26 and can't grow a beard

Why ;_;

I had the chance to stand next to Missi a few years ago and he was much smaller than I though. There's no way in hell he's 170cm. He was as tall as around my nose and I'm 177cm, it was at least a 15cm difference.

money > height to women