Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Do you love Korea?

Join the dark side Mayuyu, you belong here.

Search your heart, you know it to be true.

is the an equivalent expression in Japanese to indicate shitposting?

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乙ップ

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糞レス

Why!?

do NOT post my nipple

you are actually asking for it.

Cherry Crush

That is The.F's nipple I think
Thank you for not posting mine

That's not F's but yours.

STRAIGHT OUTTA TOKYO
CRAZY MOTHAFUCKA NAMED THAI FLAG

youtube.com/watch?v=3BE95qqkTc0

Where is a female's nipple?

prove it then (´・ω・`)

H-how? (´・ω・`)

空耳〜 ア〜ワ〜
youtube.com/watch?v=_NrF5qZqVvk

By posting yours (`・ω・´)b

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youtube.com/watch?v=qmfqpOGzOhI

i dislike Korea except 韓狐苦
糞レス
報告
報告
いそいそ

まあ、
んなことはしてないけど
グロ禁止

なるほど中盤で死ぬな、それ

You say like "other japanese killed korean, so I hate all Japanese. Apologize for WW2."
You are a racist.

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天一はドロドロ過ぎるけど嫌いでは無いよ。
焼津があったからだね。遠洋漁業の町だからね。

I prefer pork to beef.
Which meat do you like?

Fuck Korea

C'mon. I need a pic for my new years card.

roasted jap

関西では単に肉と言えば
牛肉
肉じゃがもちろん牛肉

ちなみに
関東で云う「肉まん」は「豚まん」やで

Have you ever had horse meat?

use this

ユリー!!! on ice が大好き?

not as festive as your nipple.

馬刺しは旨いで
そやな
西欧では、クリスマスと正月一緒くたやもんな

No, I want to try it though.

>mfw a bluepill af person starts chatting bare lies about japan, and I have no choice but to redpill him on japs and their lies

面白いの?

That is true

とても面白いよ(´・ω・`)

that good feel when that good feel

ワイの娘が大好き
あーBLにはまる年頃
泣きたい
(;ωq`)

父「窓ガラス曇ってるな」
母「白内障じゃない?」
父「違うってここ汚れてるんだよここのとこほら」
母「最近拭いてないからねえ、でも白内障ならはやく治療した方がいいみたいよ」
父「いや、だから白内障の話今してないって!!!ここ汚れてるって話だろうが今!!!ここ!」
母「なんなの!!!!もう!!!!いっつも急に怒鳴って!!」

娘を腐らすなんて親失格よ(´・ω・`)

I do
I had used to hate having horse meat because that tastes sucks. But I realized I just didn't know the right way to eat it.
Horse meat sashimi with soysauce and ginger go with the beer

ちょっと「2分でわかるユーリ!!! on ICE」ニコニコで観てくる

peru ,you should stay away from the happy pills, they're no good for you

これを見て悟れ
それは霊です
某健康情報サイト
オロオロ(゚ロ゚;))((;゚ロ゚)オロオロ

なるほど、腐った姪っ子がハマるワケだ

lol
Both of you are not good for us
くたばれjunkies

METAL GEAR HUH?

I will never ever agree with the thai poster except now
He is fucking right

>me
>junkie

KEK jap I could bench press you for reps

ユーリおんアイス
じゃないけど
羽生って、gayだよな?

「一見ネコっぽいけど、このこはタチだねぇ」って誰か言ってた

yuri on ice is not gay

why do japanese come here instead of 2ch

バッテリー切って今レスする

過猶不及

誠実なことは美徳だけど、過ぎると毒になる

怠惰さの極端にニートがいるのなら

誠実さの極端にはあなたがいる

ニートもあなたも幸福ではない

正解は極端の間にあります

怠惰 余裕 誠実 過労

このスペクトラムでいい事だけ取りましょう。

果物のように、美味しいもんは中身

怠惰 「余裕 誠実」 過労

説教ごめんなさい

でもグルメとかしてるのなら良かった

It's pretty gay.

youtube.com/watch?v=0twahcMCgss

THREAD THEME

>thai poster is worried about peru.
I wonder why you guys get along well.

燃え尽き症候群と鬱の話と似てるね

敵の敵は味方

dumb jap

組み立てたけど醜すぎるwww
やはり9000円は仕方ないのか

でも楽だから良いよww

When someone introduce himself to you do you memorize his name as just as it sound or you memorize it later meaning? I think all Japanese names have meaning right?

peru is patrician-tier t bh

He used to be a top dog, I would've been down to roll with him way back when.

But his trip to china ruined him, now all he does is whine about gook females not wanting his brown dick, I want old peru back

it was a good luck charm
not gay

は、始まりましょう・・・

ok

haven't you done this with your platonic friends?

Oh yeah now that you mention it I buy matching 700 euro wedding rings for my bros all the time. And we slide them onto each other's fingers just like in that webm. You're right, user. It's not gay.

>watching gay anime shit

really?

Abe is shitty lefty liberal
Japan is filled with extreme lefties
You never believe though

shart font

we don't like animemes around these parts

it's the windows default
normally I'm on linux

Excuse me, user. I assure you that I only watch the most heterosexual anime shit.

I wonder why I'm still a virgin
I got a girl to stay with me and sleep in my bed, I met several other girls but they never wanted to fuck me
I'm not a beta anymore, I can talk to girls
I think I was too shy and didn't ask her to fuck me or maybe she just used me to get a free night in a hotel
We were almost naked I touched every part of her but we didn't have sex
Maybe it's my brain telling me I should wait for my gf to do such a special thing

皆さんお休み〜

maybe they didn't like water

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shouldn't you be protesting in the streets, kim?

味方の味方は?

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Fuck Japanese is hard. I got a big confidence boost from learning kana and reaching 200 kanji, but when I tried to translate something other than Tae Kim I realized that I virtually know nothing at all. I have a feeling this is going to be the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

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I have question for you japs, regarding legality of japanese pornography.

According to article 175 Criminal Code of Japan, distributing such things are banned, yet why theres so many JAV or porn book being sold freely?

Just translate fun things instead of trying to learn properly
Tae Kim doesn't teach you to shitpost

Do you want a hafu niece or nephew?

Japanese is mirrored English. You need to know this.

I realized that I know nothing at all

全然 / 何も / 分からない / と言う事に / 気づいた
at all / anything / do not know / that / realized

subject I is omitted and assumed

piece of cake
youtube.com/watch?v=3O13UvjmTFM

This. I read japanese backward when the sentence is too long and I don't understand.

Are you able to think in english since it's all reversed korean m8?
For me I need to translate into my head when the sentence is really long, so I speak really slowly.

I realized I do not know anything at all

全然 / 何も / 分からない / と / 気づいた
at all / anything / do not know / that / realized

realized that I do not know anything at all [mirror] at all anything do not know that realized

it was hard at first but now it is easy once i got used to it

えっちしたい

Japanese is mirrored English. You need to know this.

In Japan, it's common to be gay, because when mirrored, you're not gay, and vice versa.

I am not gay.
めちゃくちゃゲイです

Anyone?

Fuck, i need real nihonjin here.