Be German

>Be German
>Touch Pig
>Wash hands and mouth times because that is not halal

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lol

>Be American
>Touch Pig
>Realize it isn't a pig but your fat gross mum

At least they have pigs.

Predictable and safe bantz

wow fuck you you rude cunt

>Be halal
>Wash pig
>German hands and mouths times because thats not touch

I get and appreciate this reference

>be bong prime minister
>touch pig

>be american
>touch pig
>get arrested for sexual harrassment

Kek

don't mind this poste

*minds*

at least they touch pigs

at least we have fat gross moms

>be american
>suck pig's dick

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I'm just a t*rkroach but I though it's just eating it that's the problem not touching it or doing whatever.

came here to post this

this is the most absurd thing I have ever seen

Literally melting. Have burgers no shame?

americupboards BTFO

>Be French
>Invade Africa
>"Africa begins on the Rhine"

>implying I'm French

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Americans ETERNALLY BTFO