If you don't smoke cigarettes you're a beta cuck

If you don't smoke cigarettes you're a beta cuck

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ok m8

>tfw smoking a pack everyday

cigs are horrible

Yeah that makes sense.

fag?
>go outside

I do smoke cigs, but I usually limit it two 1 to 3 a day, i know it's bad for you, just like pretty much everything else, but I've got nothing to live for, smoking gives you a high, it gets rid of stress, it fucking tastes amazing if you got some good cigs, a cig with coffee and good breakfast fuck it's so good. it curbs your appetite and helps you drop a few pounds.

you cant /thread your own post newfag

This

>cigarettes

disgusting m8

Do these count?

I smoke a pack and a half of Marlboro full flavors a day and even I'll say that's just not correct.

No menthol suck

I maybe a beta cuck but at least I don't have a lung cancer.

OK, I mean...if you say so

Fuck you I like menthol. I also smoke the original and full flavor Cheyennes though, the menthols just happen to be what I have at the moment.

best cigarettes you smoked?

Id rather be a Beta Male
>than a zulu male ciggy fag like you

Yes so beta considering you smokers would be out of breath in 15 seconds if you ever got in a fight

Enjoy your prostate cancer and AIDS from all the dicks that get put up your ass faggot

Good thing i smoke marlboro blacks them

I'm a smoker. I can run a mile in 8 mins and consistently run about 20 miles a week. Smoking kills your stamina as much as sitting on a PC and batching about other people

Have fun dying of cancer faggot

No it doesn't it fills your lungs with tar and other garbage

If you don't suck on at least 30fags a day you're a faggot.

That's actually true

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Im not weak

>tfw wanting to be a beta cuck
Smoking is fucking great, but you feel better without it (you know, after like 2 months)

This

to be honest I loved smoking but the effect it had on my lungs was horrible, I'd cough alot and wheeze whenever I breathed so I had to quit

>tfw couldn't breathe without it sounding like im blowing a whistle

>after metal
>after sex
>before taking a shit
Its expensive, bad for your health and you cant smoke anywhere anymore. But fuck, any of those 3 above is worth trying at least a couple times during life

What's a metal

>after metal
U mean after a Bathory gig?
Smoking after a meal is great tho

good luck smelling like shit OP

Cigs smell good

Talk to me in 40 years when you lose a lung fuccboi

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why anyone smokes cigarettes where weed is legal baffles the mind. Weed is safer, the high is better, it's cheaper, c'mon!

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>if I don't kill myself slowly
>if I don't give myself cancer
>if I don't prematurely age my skin
>if I don't rot my teeth out
>if I don't enjoy the smell of cancer
>if I don't want to waste hundreds of dollars on cancer causing sticks

I'm a cuck.

No.

Because no.

>hundreds

I wish it was only hundreds I spend 4k a year on cigs

Maybe because tobacco and cannabis arent the same thing?
>why anyone would drink beer if there is orange juice

Lold but you're right

Poor argument. Beer is an alcoholic beverage. Orange juice isn't. If you want a 'high' drinking orange juice won't do that.

Does anybody roll tabacco here? I can get a really cheap tobacco and ship it to people. I'm thinking about selling it online. Would anybody consider buying it?

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nicotine and THC are both drugs

>nicotine is a drug

maybe to some little wimp

But not the same one, thats the fucking point

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotine

>stimulant drug

nicotine and THC are closer than beer and orange juice

Ok

Actually stimulating your prostate is a good prevent measure against a prostate cancer so...I wouldn't be so sure about all that stuff you've just tried to get over to me.

WTF! nobody said they're the same. Weed is just better!

What? No, I can't cook

if you don't VAPE you're a beta cuck

Smoking is kind of wearing out your facial skin. Instead of getting wrinkles and fine lines in your early thirties you're going to get them in your mid twenties. Enjoy your shittly look man.

Guess I'm a "beta cuck!". But remember...I really want you to enjoy the following

-Coughing up brown or even reddish goo every morning.
-Smelling like a walking form of cancer and disease everywhere you go
-Having difficulty running or jogging more than 3 minutes.
-Likely dying by the age of 50 (most people live to 80, but, you're so cool you can shave 30 yrs., right?)
-Taking forever to heal an injury that happens to your hands or feet.
-Heart Disease. This may not kill you, but, the heart attack you will likely suffer one day will.
-Being secretly hated by all your non-smoking co-workers for taking 20 smoke breaks a day.
-Being secretly hated by all your non-smoking friends for leaving or delaying events, dates, and parties because "you have to grab a smoke" or "go for a quick walk" (which means you're smoking).
-Hiding it from your kids constantly so they don't end up a pathetic, hacking, and slowly dying lunger like you.

How so? I smoke around 45 cigarettes a day and my skin is fine

NOT IF YOU START IN YOUR MID TWENTIES

Would anyone consider buying 200 grams of tobacco for 20€? I'm thinking about selling it online.

Almost forget about teeth. Smoking also damages the enamel of your teeth.

My grandmother smoked 2 packs of Doral 100's (soft pack). She started when she was 14. She died of old age when she was 92. The only reason I quit is because I started disliking the taste and smell.

Not if you have fake teeth

*a day.

Smokers taste like shit when you kiss them, reason enough not to.

Go outside op
You're a faggot

> I smoke around 45 cigarettes a day and my skin is fine

What is wrong with you dude? Anyway how long have you been smoking?
good one lol

Okay keep killing yourself, literally. Go smoke your boyfriends dick while your at it

Who kisses? That's beta as fuck

so your saying that if we dont have an oral fixation on smoking fags, we're the beta cucks...
you dont logic much

What do you mean? And ive been smoking around 2 years

Somebody is samefagging here a lot. Probably OP.

>2 years

You've hardly started. It's don't late to switch to smoking e-cigarettes.

I smoke because I want to die

Vape glorious master race

I dare to say even more. Kissing is for FAGGETS.
What are you faggot?

I like smoking

Vaping is better

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Top kek

Poor lonely user, convinces himself that he gets no kisses cause he's too alpha. top kek

I fuck bitches all the time you cuck I just don't kiss because that's beta

No, you don't. I bet you like blowing the streams of tobacco smoke out of your mouth. Vaping will give you the opportunity to rip so fattest vapes nobody is going to believe you till you show em.

Vaping is more harmful than smoking cigarettes

Gee user, teach me more. Are blowjobs out too? You seem to be the expert on the rules of beta'ing, I wonder why

That's a bullshit.

I get blow jobs sometimes but I'd rather just pound the fuck out of a tight cunt until she busts all over my dick

Citation needed, fag lord.

The moisture from vaping causes your lungs to mold

The most beta thing you can do is to try and boast about your sex life to another user, I don't believe a word of it

a beer and a dart go together just like a piss and a fart

Yeah ok buddy stay a beta virgin for life while I blow loads in broads all down my street

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>I got broads in Atlanta

top zozzle

It actually does

no, just no

Look it up

look man you're trying so hard but not.